《Wiedźmiński chat,czyli Rakowe rozmowy [ZAKOŃCZONE]》Wiedźmiński chat (1)
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Triss utworzyła grupę.
Triss : Cześć wiedźmini i inne istoty w Kaer Morhen Toussaint , Veled lub innych wiosk
Yennefer: Witam wszystkich tu zebranych... oprócz ciebie Triss. :)
Vesemir: Yennefer nie bądź wredna.
Geralt: Vesemirze ty żyjesz?!
Vesemir :Ożyłem its madżik.
Ciri: Fajnie.
Vesemir: Cirillo.
Ciri: NIE NAZYWAM SIĘ CIRILLA TY GŁUPI... Szkoda strzępić ryja...
Vesemir: Cirilla.
Ciri: CIRI!
Vesemir: Cirilla.
Ciri: Ciri!
Geralt: Szat ap!
Triss: Geralt dobrze mówi.
Yennefer: A ty co myślisz,że po tym Geralt cię wyrucha (wybaczcie musiałam)
Triss: Nie :D
Geralt: Vesemir patrz coś o tobie:
Vesemir: Geralt :( To stare dzieje:( Yen przyznaj mi racje! Spotykaliśmy sę 90 lat temu!
Yennefer: Spinkalaj Staruchu.
Triss: Vesemirze ty pedofilu!
Vesemir: Idę umrzyć po raz drugi!
Jaskier: A idź staruchu.
Geralt: Triss to kiedy to małe koko dżambo?
Jaskier: A my nie byliśmy umówieni?
Jaskier : KU**A TO NIE TU XD
Triss: Wiedziałam,,że jesteś gejem Geralt :)
Jaskier: Ej zostaw go Triss!
Yennefer: Geralt... Brak słów...
Vesemir: Geralt ty i Jaskier?!
Jaskier: Miałeś umrzyć.
Vesemir: Ni mam jak.
Yennefer: Jadę do ciebie i cię zabiję.:*
Triss: Miłość między wami kwitnie?
Yennefer: Zamknij się kurtyzano.
Geralt: Nie jestem gejem Yen. Jaskier jest niepełnosprytny.(Pozdrawiam kumatych xd)
Jaskir: Nie jestem niepełno sprtny!
Geralt: PISZE SIĘ NIEPEŁNOSPRYTNY A NUEI NIEPEŁNO SPRYTNY TY KURTYZANO!
Jaskier: Rly Geralt? Kurtyzano? Innego wyzwiska nie mogłeś wymyślić?
Geralt: Nie:) Dobra ja idę stąd. Idę do ciebie Triss!
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