《Najlepsze teksty, cytaty, rozmowy》15
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Policjant zatrzymuje samochód, którym jadą trzy osoby.
- Gratuluję - mówi policjant - jest pan tysięcznym kierowcą, który przejechał nową szosą.
Oto nagroda pieniężna od firmy budującej drogi!
Obok pojawia się reporter i pyta:
- Na co wyda pan te pieniądze?
- No cóż - odpowiada po namyśle kierowca - chyba w końcu zrobię prawo jazdy...
Żona kierowcy z przerażeniem:
- Nie słuchajcie go panowie... On zawsze lubi żartować, gdy za dużo wypije!
W tym momencie z drzemki budzi się, siedzący z tylu dziadek i widząc policjanta zauważa:
- A nie mówiłem, że skradzionym samochodem daleko nie zajedziemy!...
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Unearthing Secrets
Synopsis: With the Last War ending over 1,000 years prior, the now rebuilt continent of Iabrun has been a flourishing haven for races all across the world. The Ancient Races still hold scars left over from the Last War, their memories clear and their goal set in stone, disrupt any attempt to unearth the secrets that had been left buried beneath oceans of blood. A newly-born Dragon, a race near forgotten, had been born. Filled with curiosity over the demise of his own race 5,000 years prior to the start of the Last War, he must unearth the secrets left behind in order to truly find what he is looking for. This is my first fiction, any criticisms of the work are appreciated. The cover is bad, but editing was never my strong suit.
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Return of the Legendary Hunter
10 years searching for his lost sibling. He finds the corpse of his sibling before a God who had used him as sacrifice.He is killed by the God but instead is returned 10 years into the past!It will not be the same anymore!
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Gaia Campaigner
Riu Kitsutsuki was not the smartest, nor the strongest, nor the most wealthy, but one day walking the streets of Tokyo a commercial catches his eye where Virtual Reality game Royal Road was announced. In that world is where he will find his way, his love of nature and magic surrounding will take him by the road to destruction and creation and its infinite circle.
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Tyizor's Shorts (and Poems)
I like shorts! They're comfortable and easy to wear write! These are just a series of shorts that I've written at some point in time. They're just something to distract myself from the struggle of my main story (not posted on here yet). A few poems are mixed in as well. Note: Tags/Genres have been picked, but some stories may be tagged independantly if the content is on the more disturbing side. ^^ Short stories that will be related to my main story will be tagged [EOS] Short stories featuring some of my EOS characters in a story unrelated to the main one entirely will be tagged [eos] Hope you all enjoy :).
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TF Amethyst
A new and undeveloped world with abundant natural resources, and efforts to exploit it using modern technology, knowledge, and military capabilities. *****
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It Ends With Us
∆|●As the sun wakes up And I feel the coldness againMy side is empty But my eyes are filled again.. ~L.G∆|●Classy jewels, black lipswelcome to where we all merely exist. ∆|●
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