《Najlepsze teksty, cytaty, rozmowy》15
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Policjant zatrzymuje samochód, którym jadą trzy osoby.
- Gratuluję - mówi policjant - jest pan tysięcznym kierowcą, który przejechał nową szosą.
Oto nagroda pieniężna od firmy budującej drogi!
Obok pojawia się reporter i pyta:
- Na co wyda pan te pieniądze?
- No cóż - odpowiada po namyśle kierowca - chyba w końcu zrobię prawo jazdy...
Żona kierowcy z przerażeniem:
- Nie słuchajcie go panowie... On zawsze lubi żartować, gdy za dużo wypije!
W tym momencie z drzemki budzi się, siedzący z tylu dziadek i widząc policjanta zauważa:
- A nie mówiłem, że skradzionym samochodem daleko nie zajedziemy!...
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In the Naruto world (1)
Chris Walker was teleported to the world of Naruto. He didn't die, rather someone or something teleported him there for no apparent reason. (Or did he?) The world of Naruto doesn't follow the same script as the original Naruto series. The whole world of Naruto is so much different, even though Chris has watched the entire naruto series, it won't help him at all since everything in Naruto is different. And now Chris has to survive in this new world of Naruto I do not have any rights to the Naruto or the cover either, this is only a hobby to write fan-fiction light novels. WARNING: If you hate harem, then this novel isn't for you. There will never be any sexual content in this novel. And i'll try my best to not let the harem ruin this novel. There are potentially only 5 harem members on it, NO MORE THAN THAT AMOUNT. And yes, I am sorry for not keeping my word for this novel, and included a harem in it. I didn't want it either, because it means more work for me. But I did a poll and harem won. I am sorry for that, and please forgive me. This novel also includes OP mc, for those who don't like OP Mc's. And this also includes light Sasuke and Sakura bashing, only in the early part of the story, but then changes after. And this also includes more characters. Sincerely, Lodoly.
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Lore and Legend - The Werewolf
Set in the world of Chronicles of Elyria, a young woman struggles to support her family after her husband's wartime injury keeps him at home. Without enough food for the coming winter, she's forced to make risky decisions in the hopes of survival.Author's note: I initially started writing this for another community but it was suggested that I should post it for this site too, so I hope you enjoy! The world it's set in is from the video game Chronicles of Elyria, which is being developed right now. You can check it out at www.ChroniclesOfElyria.com. If you do head that way, I'd appreciate it if you entered my friend code of 51E750 into your account to show the referral. If not, that's fine as well.
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The Egg Guardian
First and foremost, I must apologize as this story is currently on an indefinite hiatus. School, my main project, and writer's block have gotten in the way. I was rather unprepared when I began posting this and kind of just did it on a whim. Thus, I shall ensure I am thoroughly prepared before posting anything else, but I plan to return to this someday to conitnue it. What better retirement plan for a scumbag than to become a demon? Whether he likes it or not, that's Berrick's only choice. Heaven thinks hell is getting a little lukewarm and Berrick is just the guy to heat things up again. Follow Berrick as he works for home and hell as one of the few Egg Guardians. Author's note: Are you looking for bad writing, terrible dialogue, short chapters, and slow releases? Then you've come to the right place! This is honestly just something I'm writing for fun and figured I'd publish while I'm working on my main project, but I always appreciate constructive criticism so I can improve. Picture obtained on google.
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Gerald the Dungeon Companion
Everybody loves a dungeon. Its obvious considering the riches and rewards to be found inside. Then theres the exceptional level growth one can attain if they surpass the monsters within. That is if the dungeon doesn't kill and absorb them. But how does dungeon go about growing correctly and not just make a single corridor that is ten kilometers long and guarded by one naked goblin armed with an above-average sized stick? Well that falls to the job of a companion to guide them, one that is provided by the Queen of all Dungeons. A perilous yet prestigious job, one that comes with the benefit of the companion never truly dying as long as their bonded core lives. But not all companions wish for the job especially when death isn't really much of an issue to them in the first place. Its just slimy to Gerald. Cover art by my boyo Edvardiko at https://twitter.com/Edvardiko.
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The rise of the Dragon Age!
A story about a young prince, that got everything taken away from him, due to him being too ignorant and caring. Even to his enemies, he would bestow upon them light punishment. Thus, he was betrayed by his closest allies and ended up being slaughtered with his family like cattle, so while he was watching everything happening in front of him. He abandoned his principles and swore to never trust humanity again. even later on in the spirit realm he was still driven mad thus, he started absorbing other spiritual souls. However he got the attention of a certain Dragon God, the ancient entity amused by such a powerful soul driven by hate by its own kin, granted it a new body and power beyond normal means. Making it an overpowered to the extent of bringing chaos to the universe and even him being more powerful than the gods. LOL!Yup people, i am bored and i want to write something about a dragon thats OP and insecure :D Oh lets not forget a psychopath. Because who doesn't want a mad dragon :PMight have some mature content, such as intercourse. However gore and swearing will definitely be there!
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Secrets in the Moonlight (Lloyd Garmadon x reader)
(y/n) is the oldest Jade Princess, adopted much like Harumi. (y/n) doesn't know much about life outside of the palace, but this changes when the Sons of Garmadon rise up, causing a certain green ninja to stumble into her life. The closer she grows to Lloyd, however, the more she learns about the people she thought she could trust, as well as discovers more truth about her previously unknown heritage.
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