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Policjant zatrzymuje samochód, którym jadą trzy osoby.
- Gratuluję - mówi policjant - jest pan tysięcznym kierowcą, który przejechał nową szosą.
Oto nagroda pieniężna od firmy budującej drogi!
Obok pojawia się reporter i pyta:
- Na co wyda pan te pieniądze?
- No cóż - odpowiada po namyśle kierowca - chyba w końcu zrobię prawo jazdy...
Żona kierowcy z przerażeniem:
- Nie słuchajcie go panowie... On zawsze lubi żartować, gdy za dużo wypije!
W tym momencie z drzemki budzi się, siedzący z tylu dziadek i widząc policjanta zauważa:
- A nie mówiłem, że skradzionym samochodem daleko nie zajedziemy!...
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The Pink Dungeon
Joseph Collins was your average private in the army. But that all changed with his death. As a perk of serving in the army any fatalities in the field have their consciousness uploaded to a massive array of servers where they may choose to become a manbot, a human conscious inside a robot, or be uploaded to one of the various virtual realities that offer a second chance at life. Joseph has a problem though. When his consciousness was being uploaded the computer, was overloaded with high doses of radiation. Contamination to his upload has resulted in him being reborn as a dungeon. Can he survive in this adventurer filled world? Will he have to find out if he’s lucky enough to come back to life a second time? Reborn as the pink dungeon will he make a name for himself or just be the biggest joke of all? Follow the adventures of a very odd dungeon, a captain of the guard, a very mischievous little girl, and Richard a traveler looking to find something more in what he thought was just a game.
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Summoned Villains.
When you and your friends are summoned to another world, it wasn’t to kill the Demon Lord. You were summoned to kill the Heroes who were summoned to kill the Demon Lord. Forced to learn foul, evil magics by an evil cult, will our…. Villains? Will our villains rise to the challenge?
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The Reaper's Herald
When the Divine Monarchs disappear they leave their thrones unattended. Chaos will rise. War, pestilence, death, destruction, the foundation of order is shattered. From the depths of chaos, a new Monarch rises. With a sweep of his blade he takes life, with a flick of his wrist he grants it. The Elements converge, the boundary between life and death fades, blood shall rain upon the earth. His legend unfolds with the myriad realms as his witness. I do not own the picture used for the book cover. All rights go to the original owner(s).
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Into The Unkown
Olivia Swan is the adopted daughter of Charlie and Renee. Growing up she always had a protector. She met him when she was the young age of six when her biological mother tried to kidnap her. He gave her a stuffed animal telling her that it would protect her.Olivia went to live with Charlie in Forks, Washington after Lucy decided that it would be safer there for the six-year-old girl. Now at sixteen years old, her adventure begins when Bella decided to move to Forks to come and live with Charlie and Olivia.What could go wrong?Who is Olivia's protector?A/N - This is my TwilightFanfiction from my Quotev account
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Eoum: The Tenth Summon
They were called to a world. They had forcibly answered. Each and every one of them had a great destiny that they were denied by others or themselves. They had tasted the climax of their despair in life. Now they stood upon the ground of a new world for a new life. Through the eyes and the thoughts of a single human, This is the story of twenty-four beings from different worlds. This is the story of the Tenth Summon. Update on every start of the weekend or at least on the weekend.
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𝐒𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 we're nursing on a poison thatnever stung, our teeth and lungs are linedwith the scum of it❪ six of crows - crooked kingdom ❫❪ all of the characters and the plotbelong to the author, leigh bardugo ❫❪ © STARSUMMONER, 2020 ❫
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