《Najlepsze teksty, cytaty, rozmowy》15
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Policjant zatrzymuje samochód, którym jadą trzy osoby.
- Gratuluję - mówi policjant - jest pan tysięcznym kierowcą, który przejechał nową szosą.
Oto nagroda pieniężna od firmy budującej drogi!
Obok pojawia się reporter i pyta:
- Na co wyda pan te pieniądze?
- No cóż - odpowiada po namyśle kierowca - chyba w końcu zrobię prawo jazdy...
Żona kierowcy z przerażeniem:
- Nie słuchajcie go panowie... On zawsze lubi żartować, gdy za dużo wypije!
W tym momencie z drzemki budzi się, siedzący z tylu dziadek i widząc policjanta zauważa:
- A nie mówiłem, że skradzionym samochodem daleko nie zajedziemy!...
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Old Version - The First Magician
INDEFINITE HIATUS I always seem to make these too long when I ask for peoples opinions so I’m not gonna try an exciting description anymore but instead just give you an idea of what to expect. First off, this is my 2nd attempt at a story but my foundation for this one is much better than the 1st already and I see this going much further and so far its coming together much faster and easier. So please excuse me if things are not up to publishing standards. Also I tend to confuse your, you’re and so on so sorry to people that triggers ahead of time. The First Magician follows the story of 15 year old Alex in a post apocalyptic rpg-ish world in the near future. Earth was transformed, monsters appeared and people began being able to use Ki but could not figure out how to use magic. Alex ends up becoming the first human able to use magic through a series of events and sets in motion events that will change the very future of the human race. He will be somewhat OP simply because he is the only human (at least to start, who knows about later?) who is able to use mana. Many classic RPG elements have been removed. I didn’t want the story to be like all of the other lit rpg stories on RRL but it also makes the writing easier for me hence the watering down of rpg elements. UPDATES: I am doing this to relieve stress and for fun so I will release chapters when I can. So far though ive managed to keep up with 2 most days. CONTENT WARNINGS: There will be some light language but it won't be insane. I might have some gore later on but am unsure and the same for the sexual content. Sexual content isn't super likely as I doubt I can write it well but I put the tag so people cant yell about it if I add some in the future but forgot to add the tag. COVER ART: Yes it is from the anime Log Horizon. It is a good representation of what earth looks like despite it not being many years in the future. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/s6V3hGV
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World Transcending Dragon Paragon [HIATUS]
NOTE: This story is on hiatus for now. Kindly check my new story here! Yulian Starlighter was formerly an ordinary University Student. After his sudden death, he was sent decades into the future, where the world has been shaken by a heaven rending apocalypse! This is a world of strength, where the only law is the law of the jungle! For what reason did he transcend death? This world that has drastically transformed, is it really Earth or another world? Follow Yulian as he seeks answers on his path of cultivation!Tags: Xianxia, Sci-Fi, Post-Apocalypse, Time Travel, Fanfiction[Note: This story is a fanfiction that takes place in the world of Swallowed Star, a famous novel by I Eat Tomatoes. Swallowed Star ranks among IET's best works and is extremely popular in China. It is currently translated by Zebulin in Translation Nations.] NOTE: This story is on hiatus for now. Kindly check final chapter for the prologue of my new story!
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the strange world
In this harsh world, people believes that magic is the only way to be successful in life. Fire, Earth, Water, Lightning. Using this magic attributes, they struggles to survive everyday from the heartless monsters. Simply, nothing is more important than having a stronger attribute. Especially a person who possessed two or more attributes can be a king. But can a young man accomplish his dream without this so called attributes? This is the story of him titled as the strongest despite his lack of talent in magic.
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Felix's sister?!?! (Cauis love story info)
Amilla is a girl who's a strange vampire. She still has a beating heart and blood running through her veins. But no one, not even the Volturi knows about her because three of the members think she had died. And she'll soon have to show herself to the world that she wants to forget even though that she has been alive for near 2000nd years.
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Syzygy
Andra is a mechanic and a pilot with nothing but an old, battered ship to call her own. Cygnus Volans is the most powerful psion to ever live. They were on opposite sides of a messy revolution, until a shared vision of the future brings their two warring sides together against a much greater threat.
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Chasing a Spikey Relationship
This fic has been dropped. There will be no more updates.Chase/Spike x ReaderFirst attempt at a real fanfic, please reveiw!You've been dating Chase for what feels like forever. What happens when only Spike can get you what you really want?A Chase/Spike fic as you've never seen them before!Rated semi mature for possible cursing, and mature themes in future chapters.I obviously do not own Lab Rats or any characters used in this fic. Please enjoy!
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