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Policjant zatrzymuje samochód, którym jadą trzy osoby.
- Gratuluję - mówi policjant - jest pan tysięcznym kierowcą, który przejechał nową szosą.
Oto nagroda pieniężna od firmy budującej drogi!
Obok pojawia się reporter i pyta:
- Na co wyda pan te pieniądze?
- No cóż - odpowiada po namyśle kierowca - chyba w końcu zrobię prawo jazdy...
Żona kierowcy z przerażeniem:
- Nie słuchajcie go panowie... On zawsze lubi żartować, gdy za dużo wypije!
W tym momencie z drzemki budzi się, siedzący z tylu dziadek i widząc policjanta zauważa:
- A nie mówiłem, że skradzionym samochodem daleko nie zajedziemy!...
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For millennia the demon lords known as the Goetia enslaved the human race, until a group of mortals known as the Archons received divine blessings of power and overthrew them. Under their dominion mankind flourished, though the war in the shadows never ended. A thousand years later, sixteen-year-old Leones' family is executed for the crime of heresy. Burned to death for questioning whether the Archon of Flames is a divine being, and whether any of the Archons truly are. After manifesting the power to control time, Leones survives and embarks on an uncertain journey for power and revenge. But if he is to overcome a god, he may need some help. Along the way he will discover the truth behind the demon lords, time, and reality itself, as he walks along the razor path. Artwork is used with permission from the creator, @chinfongart. Updated on Tuesdays and Saturdays
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Letting Go | Masahiro Yanagida
"𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢.""𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐨" is another fanfic story for the former captain of Ryujin Nippon Yanagida Masahairo. This story will show the point of view of Masa in the book 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧.𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚
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