《Najlepsze teksty, cytaty, rozmowy》Teksty na podryw
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Przeczytałem gdzieś, że całowanie podnosi poziom hormonów szczęścia w organizmie. Gdybyś kiedyś cierpiała z powodu depresji, możesz śmiało zgłosić się do mnie.
Masz patent ratownika? Bo utonąłem w twoim spojrzeniu.
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Kiedy się urodziłaś padało... To nie deszcze... To łzy... Niebo płakało, bo straciło swoją najpiękniejszą gwiazdę, którą jesteś właśnie TY!
Zrobię Ci zdjęcie, żeby Mikołaj wiedział, co chcę pod choinkę.
Czy tu jest tak gorąco, czy to po prostu Ty?Hej.
Nie jestem stąd. Którędy do twojego mieszkania?
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In the era where strong reigns, a kid named Elius who wants to be an adventurer is about to gain a pure energy other than mana.That might make him physically strong, but it also bring so many questions with it. Like, what is on the other side of the huge ocean that splits the world into two, is there something related with this energy? Who are these people that can't use mana but can use this pure energy? And what are they trying to achieve by hunting mages?This is a story of a battle junkie, who is on the path to become a supreme battle mage.
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L'Enfer et le Lapin
Kel, an android recovering from an accident, is awoken with a mysterious voice ringing in his head. Around him, the galaxy sits on the brink of civil war; relations between malcontent citizens and the oppressive, ruling elite, are reaching a breaking point. Though, that's the least of his worries… With no memories of his accident and the apparent conspiracy surrounding it, Kel is forced to find his own way. Under the machinations of a mysterious group he’ll set off on the path of adventure, uncovering his true purpose in this war-torn galaxy. Cover artwork by: speedydoggo
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A story which is very, very, very superficial. Made because i can't write Ode to Freud right now because of something inside of me going "meeeeeeeeeh, don't wanna". So, reincarnation tag, op mc tag, YOLO tag, fuck you tag, all the fucking tags. Also, 18+ plus 'cause reasons. Also squared (²), no rape, no angst, no drama. Me don't like rape, me don't like angst, there might be some drama. edit: Shit, there's lot of rape. No angst however. Score.Good reading. Please comment because i'm a comment whore vampire incubbus and won't be able to keep reading without being feed with admiration and emotions from you, poor mortals. FEEEED MEEEE WITH ADMIRATION AND LOOOOVE!WORSHIIP MEEE!Also, if you want to really worship me then you can use this cat’s photo (https://v1.std3.ru/77/01/1374491618-7701b750f71457f08f766651f3c84875.jpeg) with my name written on the back of the picture. I would really appreciate sacrifices of healthy, natural, organic food, especially ripe, sweet, exotic and juicy fruit (you can eat the food 5min. after offering it to me in a clay or ceramic plate), rocks from abandoned wet mines, mild incense and a silent, nice, relaxing place. If you can chime a small bell twice or put some relaxing music in the background, dude… that. Would. Be. Fucking. Awesome!Thks, ‘k, bye.
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Fateful Encounter (Fumikage Tokoyami x Reader)
"Congratulations! Welcome to UA Hero Academy!" After years of training, you've finally made it into UA High. On your first day of school, you run into your best friend - she's in your class! What could possibly make your first year of high school more wonderful? Your crush, of course!5/8/19 #1 in Tokoyami#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#3 in Fumikage5/24/19#1 in Tokoyamixreader#2 in Makebelieve#2 in Myhero#3 in FumikagetokoyamiThank you all for 12K reads!! It means the world to me that people actually like my story!
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