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"Benny?" you say, waving your hand on front of his face.

"Huh?"

"I asked if you watched the game last night."

"Yeah, I know."

"So did you?"

"Yeah."

"And how'd you feel about the Dodgers loss?"

"Bitchin'."

Your eyes narrowed as you realised he was zoned out. "Phillips asked me out the other day."

"Cool."

"We're dating now."

"About time."

"Babe Ruth is the worst baseball player of all time."

"Worst of all... wait, no he's not! He's the greatest baseball player who ever lived!"