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In the end, Bingge continued reading the damn book. He got blue-balled too many times that day, he doesn't give a shit anymore. There's nothing else to do.

But he will not be phased. He have no desire for he-who-must-be-forgotten. This is only for.... research purposes. Yes, he's just researching more information about The Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu of this world.

So far, Liu Mingyan's writing style is not too bad. And though there's no way of confirming if any written here really happened unless he took another memory dreamscape, which he will NEVER do again, he can catch that some tidbits may be true, if you just toned down the skinship and flirting.

As he reached the end chapter, there was a tiny warning in the upper right: Explicit content of consummation. Reader discretion is advised.

"Ah, here we go." Bingge braced himself.

(Luo Binghe finally married the man he loved his whole life. After the small ritual of cutting hair strands, drinking wine, and sharing vows, they approached the bed chamber covered in red drapes.

"I love you so much, Shizun." He took the man is arms and placed a trail of kisses from his ears to his jawline, all the way to his neck.

"My Binghe, your my dearest husband now. No need to be so formal." He chuckled and and teasingly hit Luo Binghe with the fan lightly, but then moaned as the feral man from the depths of hell attacked his bare chest.)

We definitely don't act like that. Shen Qingqiu will never openly flirt, even if his life depends on it. Bingge ignored the eroticism of what he's reading by complaining about characterization. How did she know about the fan thing though?

(Luo Binghe took off the clothes drooping from his Shizun's shoulders, baring his white chests with two red fruits. He nibbled on them, pinched and bit, satisfying the man beneath him.")

In the memory dreamscape, Bingge did saw Shen Qingqiu bare chested through the eyes of Young Binghe during the confrontation with Butterfly. So he doesn't need much vivid description to imagine it. He could almost feel his hands moving around that white chest and fondling the 'two red fruits'. He wondered what those two red fruits would taste like.....

"Uggh!" Bingge groaned. No, he would never think of such things!

(With a light and airy laugh, Shen Qingqiu escaped from Luo Binghe's grasps. "Binghe, I want to do what rabbits do with you. " He turned around, giving him a full view of two snowy mountains covered by light red fabric. "You know what Shizun means by this don't you?")

What else would rabbits do? Bingge absolutely know the answer, because he had done that a LOT with 3000 women. Though rabbits repopulate and he can't really do that with his Shizun, his seeds will just go to waste.

So, it's alright to do it all the way, no matter how many times.

That thought suddenly flitted in his mind annoyingly, and he shooed it away like swatting a mosquito in the air.

("No, can Shizun explain?" The oblivious boy replied, and his master softly held a hand on his cheek.

"Then let Shizun teach you tonight, hmm?" He nibbled on his disciples earlobe, guiding his hands towards the lower half of his body.)

"He'll never say that!" Bingge growled in frustration at the book.

But if he did, that would really turn him on.

Despite the Shizun in this book acting OOC, he still imagined his voice and his face doing these things and unconsciously, the absolutely straight stallion novel protagonist's body.... reacted.

When he rose up from the covers to throw this book right across the window, he saw the situation in between his legs.

And it was the first time such a strong and bold man as him became terrified.

"Why did I...."

Just accept it. Your body can't lie.

At first, Bingge thought it was the annoying god voice who told him that, but it was actually his own consciousness. Growling like a wild animal, he raised a hand to his forehead.

Fine. So what if he lust for Shen Qingqiu? He's a very promiscuous man, after all, maybe it's just had been a long time since he had done it so his tastes had been lowered.

And he's the type who follows his instincts, so he read the book again and let himself loose.

Lust is different from love after all. It's just a bodily desire that he had developed from being around Shen Qingqiu too much. This doesn't change anything.

("Faster, Binghe! More, ah!" Shen Qingqiu purred as Luo Binghe thrust inside him, his long blade reaching up to his stomach. "Do Shizun a favor and make sure he can never walk in the morning. I want to stay all day in bed with you."

"Does Shizun like it here?" Luo Binghe hit on a certain spot that send a wave of bliss in his master's face.

"Yes. Binghe is such a good boy~" He whispered to his ear.)

As this was happening, Bingge's right hand wondered to that swollen part of his body, stiff and painful. He had to release it, despite hating the fact that he's doing this for Shen Qingqiu.

"Shen Qingqiu... I really hate you for making me like this..." He mumbled in a low voice between rough pants as he continue reading how he and his Shizun had dual cultivation after being married.

("Binghe, do it inside me. Fill me up." The master ordered his disciple, his hand holding tightly around him. "Binghe~")

Bingge could almost hear Shen Qingqiu himself calling out his name. He beat himself harder every time he think about it.

Binghe....

Binghe...

Binghe! Luo Binghe!

That last one was definitely not his Shizun's voice in his head, it was high pitched girl's shouting behind the door.

"Fuck!" He hurriedly fixed his crumpled clothing and shot out from the bed, hiding the dirty book under the covers. He still haven't done his sweet release yet, and he was feeling extra grumpy about it. With his eyebrows nearly crossing, he opened the door for Ning YingYing.

"What is it?" He asked with a growl that almost made the girl ran away in fright.

"Ah, Luo Binghe! Shizun is in the Pavillion and I-I t-thought you should know...."

Shen Qingqiu is back? He definitely can't see him like this.

"I'm too sleepy, let him come here if he would."

"No! I came here because he's drunk! He's been drinking 15 bottles non-stop and Baizhan Peak Lord Liu Qingge and Sect Leader Yu can't even stop him!"

When Bingge heard the names of those two, together with a drunk Shen Qingqiu, he ran faster than the wind to the Pavillion. Vinegar can make people faster after all.