A/N - Requested a while back, I am not sure who requested, but if you wish to be credited for the idea let me know and I'll tag you ❤

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David

• I feel like David's hairline would recede into another universe when he figures out there is four of his little buns in your oven. He just wasn't expecting four at once. Once David gets over this very big surprise, he quickly gets to making a room in the cave and building up a hefty stock of provisions for when the babies come- afterall it's now four times the work he had originally planned.

Dwayne

• Wants a second professional opinion to make sure. When that is in fact the case, Dwayne would begin planning for the other three- fighting off the other three's ideas to name the other three after them. The gang become obsessed with the four babies being like a mini version of their group. Marko makes little outfits for the babies based of off theirs- definately not exact copies but enough to melt hearts.

Marko

• When hearing you announce not one, two or three but four babies with anyone in the room, he'd have this smug grin on his face and a, "Look what I did," attitude for the rest of that night and for an annoying amount of time after. He is just straight up fascinated that you're having four of his babies.

• Having four vampire children running around would bring new meaning to frightening fours- especially his! Can you imagine wrangling four toddlers who are prone to biting people's ankles whilst simultaneously making sure Marko doesn't throw hands with some surf Nazi who dared call you a milf.

Paul

• Counts on his hands and freaks out. "Four? Four?..... Did we fuck too many times??"

• Likes the tacky, "Father of four," and, "World's Best Quadru-Daddy," hats, shirts etc..

• Will let them get away with murder... and they have not even escaped the warm fleshy prison of your stomach yet.

• Would try his damndest to convince you to let him give the babies names after his favourite bands. He would just incorporate a few here or there as middle names.