A/N - These are quite short as this was all that came to mind! ❤❤❤

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· Hates it. This man can be around blood, guts, the inevitable odour of urine and faeces from kills but puke? Hatessssss it. When he has little bub on his lap, he always hopes that they don't up chuck but if they do he won't freak out. David is no baby but the moment he makes baby feel better he gives them to you and calmly walks off the edge of the bluff to get the stench of puke off of his clothing with the crashing waves.

· Will absolutely deny it if brought up the boys make it a game because they’re assholes, making comments about how his little one looks a little green in the face but only when the baby is with David. After a long period of essentially playing a more careful game of hot potato, he gets the hint.

· Feeding the baby is both of your jobs, he had had you in his lap during the breastfeeding stage but now that the baby eats a weird mix of regular pureed baby food and a little blood, it's a bit of a nightmare. David is used to people just doing what he says so when he's holding a plastic spoon with an orange puree to your fussy baby's face? It's a stare down. If no one is in the room he tries to bargain with the little one. If that doesn't work he eventually tries the “I’ve had a taste, now you.” You know the face a cat makes when it doesn't like a smell? David.

· Not squeamish in the slightest. Not even watching the nauseatingly green booger roll down your baby's nose will bother him. Dwayne is more understanding and he knows baby's puke- A-L-O-T so it's not a big deal for him to comfort baby and pat it's back. Whispers kind words to the baby even if he has company and he doesn't give two shits what people say. “Daddy's got you bub.” – “Hmm that's a strange colour you made tonight.”

· Always makes sure to drive more carefully if baby is on board- with safety precautions. Despite making sure baby is safe, the inevitable puke on his jacket cannot be avoided. It is only regurgitated food, right? Only Dwayne ends up going tits out for a few days after to let the stain go away and dry. It is worth it because he doesn't trust uncle Marko or uncle Paul to do it, let alone uncle David who drove off before he can even think of asking.

· Calls it a colour vomit with all the colourful baby foods the baby eats. That's how you and any of the boys in the cave know the baby is throwing up. Just one second you could be napping and the next all you hear us a holler of, “Woah! Colour vomit! Colour vomit!”

· It never gets on his jacket if he can help it. A few hours without it and feeling bare is worth it. There would be no telling how he would get it out, especially with the differing patches of material covering his masterpiece. Although it becomes inevitable the moment grows attached to his jacket, grabbing at it and crying if it gets taken away from them. There's only a small amount of days it takes of not being able to sleep during sunlight hours for either Marko to cave or the boys to hound his ass. Sacrifices, sacrifices... but the laundromat in town was sure tipped heavily for the reoccurring work they do.

· If the baby throws up, Paul throws up. Cannot be around the sound and smell otherwise it sets him off but he doesn’t know why which is why you need to warm him. “Paul! Paul! Baby wants me.” – “Nuh uh! Baby wants Daddy, see the excited noises they are making??” – “That’s not the sound of excitement.”

· Very clingy with the baby just as he is you and he likes it knowing the three of you and the boys as a family. Whilst baby duty can be passed around between uncles, Paul enjoys having little bub on his lap or on his shoulders. Tickle time is something he needs to learn to knock off however, the baby didn't come with a manual but surely tickling their plump little tummy after the had just eaten doesn't sound like a good idea right?

· A learning curve is always there with baby and unfortunately puke is one of them because Paul can be a bit of a dumbass.