《HIS LIL' BABY》XVI
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Teeasia/Tee
"I'm fucking weak" i said dying laughing as i smacked the back of Leek neck
"Aye hoe stop smacking me" he said rubbing the back of his neck
"Wait wait look at this video" i said passing him my phone
He watched it and we both busted out laughing
"Fuck y'all laughing at?" Kyrie asked
"This video" i said trying to catch my breathe
"Let me see" he said grabbing my phone
He watched it then me him and leek laughed together
Why i keep laughing?
"Hm tee" quan passed me the blunt
Ohhhhh I'm high as fuck
I took the blunt out his hand and started smoking it
After about 5 minutes of smoking suddenly the blunt disappeared
"Why the fuck you do that tee" quan said
"Do what? What i do?" I asked confused
"You was pose to pass the blunt and you didn't you smoked the whole thing" he said
Whey he lying on me? I didn't do that
"Not Un no i didn't" i said shaking my head
"Yes huh you did" kyrie i said
"How you gone tell me what i did" i said squinting my eyes at him
"Teeasia you had it in your hand like 5 minutes ago now look do you see it any where" quan said
I looked around and didn't see it
"No" i said
"Okay then YOU smoked it" he said
I sucked my teeth "shut up you don't know what you talking about" i said checking the missed calls i had on my phone and tuning them out
35 missed calls from 🤞🏽👯♀️
20 missed calls from 💍💍
I stared at my phone trying to decide if i should call them back or not
I sighed and called Sincere first
"He-"
"Why the fuck you ain't answering the phone? What if something happened to you? I called yo ass 20 times what the fuck was you doing? You got my blood pressure rising and shit I'm over here thinking something wrong with yo ass where the hell you at" Sincere said interrupting me
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"Well damn excuseeeeeee me" i said
"Excuse my ass where you at?" He asked
"Quan house" i answered
"Doing what?" He asked
"Smoking damn you blowing my high" i said sucking my teeth
"I don't give- I'm on my way to get you" he said hanging up
I called Jai to see what she wanted
"Hello" i spoke into the phone
"BITCH WHERE YOU AT?" Jai yelled in the phone
"Quan crib wassup" i said
"Bitches wanna fights lets fight pull up" she said
"Say no more" i said before i hung up
"Where you going?" Quan asked as i stood up
"can you drop me at Jai house?" I asked him
"Yea come on" he said standing up
We left out the door and went to Jai house i got out and told him bye and stuff then walked in her house cause she texted and told me it was unlocked
"JAI!" I yelled
"In my room tee!" She yelled back
I walked in her room and seen she had on sweatpants a white shirt Timberlands and her hair in a bun
"Look at these bitches talking crazy on live" she said showing me her phone
"YEA FUCK THAT BITCH ILL BEAT HER ASS HER TEEASIA ASS ILL BEAT THEY MOMMA ASS THEY GRANDMOMMA ASS ILL WHOOP ALL DEM HOES" this girl yelled on live with her friends in the back hyping her up
Can't beat my momma ass hoe she dead
"Wait i wanna go live with this bitch cause she got me fucked up" i said requesting to go live with her
She accepted the live request
"First of all bitch don't bring me up talking bout you'll beat my ass cause you sure won't stupid ass hoe YOU GOT SHIT SO FUCKED UP BITCH SO PULL UP!" i yelled the last part because she tried talking over me
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"DROP A ADDY SCARY ASS HOE" the girl yelled
"I SENT MY SHIT 5 TIMES YOU STILL A SCARY NO SHOW ASS BITCH" Jai yelled back
"SCARYYYYYY" i dragged
"AINT SHIT SCARY ABOUT ME BABY ME AND MY BITCHES A BE OVER THERE TOMORROW HOE I GOT BUSINESS TO HANDLE UNLIKE YALL BROKE HOES" the girl yelled then ended the live
"You know what I'm calling my cousin" i said grabbing my phone
"Quan?" Jai asked
"Nah NiNi" i said pressing the FaceTime icon and waiting for her to answer
"FAV COUSINNNNNN" she yelled as soon as the call connected
"WHAT IT DOOOO BABYYYYY" i yelled back smiling
"I miss you bitch what you up to?" She asked
"Not shit really but listen bitches talking real reckless round here and only female i trust round my way is Jai" i said putting the camera on Jai
"Heyyyy jaiiii" Nini said
"Heyyyy" Jai said back
"What's the issue tho? What they trynna do?" NiNi asked
"Bitches got beef with Jai and they was on live talking shit and said they gone beat OUR ass and you know that ain't going down so i told bitches pull up they said tomorrow" i told her
"Well I'm bout 3 hours away but I'm sliding for sure" she said
"I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUUU BITCHHHHH" i yelled
"ME EITHERRRRRRRR" she yelled back
"How you coming? Who bringing you?" I asked
"Ima tell Dre Bitch ass too and he bet not say no or ima tell girlfriend number one bout girlfriend number two and three" she said
"Ahhh i can't with you" i said laughing
Ni'Kira aka NiNi is my cousin from my dad side, she's my dads brother daughter she's 19 and that's my ride or die for real she the reallllll crazy bitch & anytime i need her she's there.
Nini
Her dad; my uncle Jay and her brother; my cousin Deondre aka Dre always been there for me, i haven't seen them in a little while but the strong connection with them is still there and will always be no matter what...they're my fav people.. My aunt and uncle Jay are sister and brother so they related to quan too duh.
Dre
"ight ima talk too you later when I'm on my way" she said
"Ok" i said and we both hung up
💍💍
popped up on my phone
"Hello" i said when the call connected
"Teeasia Saniyah Jones you got one more time to lie" Sincere said
"Whattttt am i lying about?" I asked
"You said you where at quan house but I'm at quan house and ion see you so how the fuck is you at quan house" he said
"I'm at Jai house now you move too slow " i told him
"For?" He asked
"I just wanted to visit my best friend" i said
"Mhm visit my ass you over there cause Jai in some drama and you trynna hop in it you need to mind yo fucking business and stop telling bitches to pull up cause you not fighting nobody" he said
"Jai beef is my beef if she fight i fight" i said
"Jai got hands she can fight let her do what the fuck she gotta do you can be there for her so nobody jump her but other then at you staying yo ass outta shit" he said
"Ok but-"
"But nothing you heard what i said and you better listen to what i said do you understand?" He asked interrupting me
Who the hell dad is he?
"You-"
"Ion wanna here it Teeasia" he said
I sighed and sucked my teeth "man ight bye" i said and hung up
these bitches still gone catch these hands
Just wait till my bitch nini touch down shit gone be double crazy
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A Lil something 🤷🏽♀️ i got surgery 2day, idek how I'm writing rn lol
A wholeeeee Lotta crazy shit coming soon☕️🐸stay tuned!
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