"Why can't you ever answer the phone like a normal person and just say Hello?"

"Oh I don't know maybe because that is how you greet people?"

"Yes I did in fact want to tell you something. I called to say thank you."

"For being there yesterday and for not runing away."

"Don't know, the only other person I told did that so I just assumed."

"..."

"Like a date?"

"I'd love to go on a date with you."

"On one condition."

"Let's do something other than a movie because you can't actually talk during those."

"Don't know... anything."

Beep beep

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Ugh I am not even going to try and write a AU because i suck at it. Xo Thxldx