《sander sides oneshots [slow updates]》hi :)
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hello my fello homos happy pride month :)
im gonna start this off with im writing again so i might once and a while post on here again, i really miss writing. this is going to serve as a request chapter as well. i will attempt to get some out
also! my friend just made an etsy, theyre selling pride bees and it would be really cool for you guys to even just check out their store, even if you can't buy anything.
ill have a link in the comments to the bees and on my profile.
ty all sm for reading, have a great rest of pride :)
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THE ENCOUNTER
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