: hey, lo, i heard you like bad boys

: where did you hear that?

: do you?

: i suppose.

: well, not trying to brag or anything but when disney channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, i didn't ask my parents.

: i

: i also dont put the safty strap on when i play wii

: and thats not all! when i was 11, i made my social media accounts, not only lying about my again but also without my parents permission!

: i hate to love you

: aww i love you too.

_________

: hey hey hey

: what what what

: do you like harry potter? cause i adumbledore you!

: are you french? because eiffel for you

: well are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

: someone needs to call the police cause its illegal to look so good!

: i must be a snowflake cause i fell for you!

: are you a cat? cause im feline a connection between us

: you must be cake because i want a peice of that

: w h o a there

: is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants

: is this even patton anymore?

: of course it is, kiddo!

: but what has 36 teeth and holds the incredible hulk?

: what?

: my zipper

: pATTON NO

: patton yes

: i can literally hear your smirk, s t o p

: im too innocent for this.

: whatever you say sweetheart.