《sander sides oneshots [slow updates]》pick up lines [moxiety and logince]
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: hey, lo, i heard you like bad boys
: where did you hear that?
: do you?
: i suppose.
: well, not trying to brag or anything but when disney channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, i didn't ask my parents.
: i
: i also dont put the safty strap on when i play wii
: and thats not all! when i was 11, i made my social media accounts, not only lying about my again but also without my parents permission!
: i hate to love you
: aww i love you too.
_________
: hey hey hey
: what what what
: do you like harry potter? cause i adumbledore you!
: are you french? because eiffel for you
: well are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
: someone needs to call the police cause its illegal to look so good!
: i must be a snowflake cause i fell for you!
: are you a cat? cause im feline a connection between us
: you must be cake because i want a peice of that
: w h o a there
: is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
: is this even patton anymore?
: of course it is, kiddo!
: but what has 36 teeth and holds the incredible hulk?
: what?
: my zipper
: pATTON NO
: patton yes
: i can literally hear your smirk, s t o p
: im too innocent for this.
: whatever you say sweetheart.
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