Due to popular demand....I made a part two!!!!

This is too fun hehe

Have a TigerBomb

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Shadowsan: I cannot believe we are stuck in this room together

Zack, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

Shadowsan:

Zack:

Zack: Soooo....will ya teach me some ninja moves?

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Tigress: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee

Mime Bomb, miming: If you were my wife, I'd drink it

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Carmen, walking into a room looking like a mess: sorry I'm late, I was doing.....stuff

Gray, coming in after with a smirk: Hi, I'm stuff

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Chief: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Devineaux: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Chief: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Zack: *kicking down the door looking panicked*

Ivy: What did you do?

Zack: nobody died

Ivy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??

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Carmen: Truth or dare?

Player: Truth

Carmen: How many hours have you slept this week?

Player:

Player: Dare.

Carmen: Go to bed

Player: I don't like this game

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Carmen: Three words, Gray. Say them, and I'm yours.

Gray: three words.

Carmen: ....

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Jean Paul: come on, I wasn't THAT drunk

Gray: You were flirting with Antonio

Jean: So what? Hes my boyfriend.

Gray: You asked if he was single...

Sheena: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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Blacksheep: How petty can you get?

Sheena: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Dash on a date with Zack: Can you grab us a table, babe?

Zack: Sure!

[moments later]

Zack, running out with a table: Quick, start the car!

Dash: what the-

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Gray: Is something burning?

Carmen: Just my love for you. 😃

Gray: Babe, the toaster is on fire.

*later*

Gray: sooo whats for dinner

Carmen, looking at the food she burnt: regret

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Countess Cleo: I want a baby

Dr.Bellum: What color? Give me a week.

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Gray: You know what they say! What doesn't kill you--

Antonio: Could be your friend?

Jean Paul: Should've tried harder?

Sheena: Is gonna regret it?

Mime Bomb: 💁‍♂️

Gray: --makes you stronger what is wrong with you people-

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Jean Paul: If you had sixteen cookies and gave me seven, how many of them would you have left?

Antonio: None

Jean Paul: Chase, this is simple math its not that har--

Antonio: I would give you all of them because I love you

Jean Paul, visibly blushing: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Goodbye.

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Gray: Ok, you're driving and Jean Paul & Antonio walk onto the road. What do you hit?

Sheena: Oh definitely Jean Paul, bitch owes me five bucks. Plus what monster would ever hurt Antonio?

Gray, sighing: The brakes, Sheena, you hit the brakes!

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Zack: Im fast at math

Player: Ok, whats 371 x 24?

Zack: 2

Ivy: ....thats not even close

Zack:

Zack: but it was fast

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Carmen: I swear, Shadowsan always has a problem with what I'm doing!

Gray: probably because you're doing me

Carmen: .....

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Gray: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Carmen: You and me.

Gray, tearing up: Okay.

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Antonio: So what's Jean Paul's type?

Sheena: short guys with fades and a soft side

Antonio: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Sheena: Did I mention oblivious?

Antonio: No, why?

Sheena: Oh, just tacking it on

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Julia: *kisses Chase's cheek*

Chase: What was that?

Julia: Affection

Chase: disgusting.

Chase: Do it again.

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Carmen, pointing: May I sit there?

Gray: That's my lap

Carmen: That doesn't answer my question.

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Sheena: Gray...Gray....(hiccup) Crackle... buddy....IM (hiccup) NOT DRUNK

Gray: Oh yeah? Then tell the time

Sheena: ok

Sheena, turning towards the clock: IM NOT DRUNK

Gray: ....

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Julia: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Gray: Thank you

Julia: that wasn't a compliment-

Gray: but what I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

*IF they ever interacted this is what i imagine itd be like lol

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Zack: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Player: Oh, you've been?

Zack: Once. In Monopoly.

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Carmen: Where are you going?

Gray: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Shadowsan: Can you idiots PLEASE be serious for 5 minutes?

Zack: my record is 4, but I can try

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Gray: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you.

Carmen: I want you to stop beating yourself up over your past.

Gray: Absolutely not.

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Zack: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Ivy: You would eat yourself?

Zack: I wouldn't even question it.

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Brunt: Why are Le Chevre and El Topo sitting with their backs to each other?

Sheena: They had a fight.

Brunt: Then why are they holding hands?

Sheena: They get sad when they fight.

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Gray: Goddamn Glasses, CHILL, i'm one of the good guys.

Julia: Oh, yeah? Then name one law.

Gray: Don't kill people?

Julia: That was on me. I set the bar too low.

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Zack: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Carmen: Wasn't Ivy with you?

Ivy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Jean Paul: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder?

Paper Star: stop romanticizing the past

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Carmen: Gray and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Gray: Sandwhiches.

Carmen: Yep. Wait, what-

Gray: Hey, once its in the fridge its free real estate, babe. Everyone knows that :D

Carmen: How about I stick you in the fridge.

Gray: ...

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Carmen: I'm kind of into someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Shadowsan: Just rip the bandage off.

Carmen: It's Gray.

Shadowsan: Put the bandage back on.

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*Zack and Ivy sitting in jail together in Dubai*

Zack: So who should we call?

Ivy: I'd say Carm, but I feel safer in jail

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Blacksheep: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Gray: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jean Paul: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Antonio: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Sheena: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Chief: Pop quiz what do you call a fish with no eye?

Julia, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Chase:

Chase: fsh

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Carmen: I'm kind of into someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Shadowsan: Just rip the bandage off.

Carmen: It's Gray.

Shadowsan: Put the bandage back on.

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Chase: JULIA COME HERE MY FACE IS ON FIRE.

Julia: *rushing in* oh my god, are you ok, inspector?!

Chase: Yes, I'm fine, I just had to make sure you'd get here quickly.

Julia: ....but your face IS on fire

Chase: its faster than shaving what do you want me to do

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Jean Paul: Hey, mon amie? Can I get some dating advice? Its about Antonio...

Gray: Just because I'm with Carmen doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Gray: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

Sheena: You're 18

Gray: I MIGHT DIE AT THIRTY-SIX OK

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Carmen: I know you snuck out last night Zack.

Ivy: Play dumb!

Zack: Who's Zack?

Ivy: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Tigress: You kill people for MONEY?

Gray: I can explain-

Tigress: all this time, I've been doing it for free like a chump.

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Carmen: pshh Gray and I don't use pet names. Thats stupid.

Ivy: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Carmen: Honey?

Gray, from all the way across the room: Yes, dear?

Carmen: ....

Ivy: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Julia: Why are you on the floor?

Devineaux: I'm depressed.

Devineaux: Also, I was stabbed, can you get a doctor or something?

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Blacksheep: Bye Gray! Bye Sheena! Bye Jean Paul! Bye Antonio! Bye Gray!

Sheena: You said 'bye Gray' twice.

Blacksheep: I like Gray.

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Tigress: Ok, I get it, now help me please!

Paper Star: Got three words for you.

Tigress: I bet they won't be helpful

Paper Star: Not. My. Problem.

Tigress: I was right.

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Gray: how often do people die under your care?

Bellum, grinnig maniacally: just once.

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Carmen: you're gonna be ok, Shadowsan the twins will take care of you

Shadowsan: HOW?! My life is in the hands of an idiot.

Ivy: no, no.

Ivy: *motioning to herself and Zack* Two idiots

Shadowsan: ...

Shadowsan: Carmen get my coffin ready

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Carmen: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Ivy: *turning to Zack*: How tall are you?

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Zack: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Player: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

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Blacksheep: I'm an idiot.

Sheena:

Blacksheep:

Sheena:

Sheena: if you're stopping for me to disagree you're in for a long fucking wait.

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Cleo: I'll have you know I have a black belt, too.

Shadowsan: In Karate?

Cleo: No, from Gucci.

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Gray: If Blacksheep and I were drowning, who would you save?

Sheena: You two can't swim?

Blacksheep: It's a hypothetical question, Sheena! who would you save?

Sheena: my time and effort.

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Chief: Agent Devineaux...

Devineaux: Oh no, 'Devineaux' in b-flat.

Devineaux: You're disappointed.

Chief: Aren't I always when it comes to you?

Devineaux: ...touche

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Ivy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shadowsan?

Shadowsan: no.

Zack: I do.

Ivy: I know, Zack.

Zack: I'm sad.

Ivy; I know, Zack.

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Carmen: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Gray: Looking right because you straight up left

Antonio: Looking up cause you let me down

Jean Paul: Looking down cause you fucked up

Sheena:

Sheena: What kind of angsty double date did I just walk into

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Maelstrom: I need a human skull, don't ask why.

Bellum: ...only if you also don't ask why

Bellum: *pulls out 8 pristine human skulls*

Maelstrom:

Bellum:

Maelstrom: this one is fine

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Chase: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Zari: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. Well guess what? Things don't work like that!! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, BITCH.

Chase: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JULIA WITH ME!!

Julia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Tigress: Go to Hell

Paper Star, tearing up: I wish I could.

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