《Redcrackle Oneshots》Incorrect Quotes🤪
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At first I was just gonna do redcrackle but then I thought of some funny ones that I did not want to pass up lmao..
Sooo....Enjoy!
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𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝: 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 :𝙳
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Ivy: it's dark in here
Zack: don't worry sis I got this
Zack: *stomps his feet*
Zack: *sketchers light up*
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Zari: in the light of our victory, you can hug me for four to five seconds
Chase: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?
Zari: What? No-
Chase: TOO LATE
#ZarineauxRights
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Zack: knocking is just punching someone's house until they talk to you.
Carmen, crying: please just go to bed
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Gray & Carmen: *Staring into each other's eyes...*
Tigress: *opens a soda can*
Carmen: We're having a moment
Tigress: And I'm having a soda
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Chief: I love this good cop-bad cop thing you have going on.
Julia: Um its not really a thing, its more like I'm nice and inspector Devineaux is not.
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Gray: I made tea
Sheena: I dont want tea
Gray: i didnt make tea for yOU. This is my tea.
Sheena: Then why are you telling me?
Gray: its a coversation starter
Sheena: its a horrible conversation starter.
Gray: Oh, yeah? Well, we're conversing. Checkmate, mate.
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Player, opening a caprisun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away
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Zack: There's no "I" in team but there is one in pizza
Ivy: So you're not going to share?
Zack: I'm not going to share.
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Carmen: *swoops in to save Gray from being cornered by VILE and/or ACME and zips away on her zipline*
Gray:
Gray: How's it hanging?
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Sheena: I prevented a murder today
Gray: Really? how?
Sheena: self control
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Julia: God, give me patience.
Chase: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Julia: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Carmen: Gray, you've lost a lot of blood and you're going to need a transfusion. What's your type?
Gray: oh, uh...smart, beautiful, constantly wears the color red, is being hunted by numerous organizations-
Carmen: Wha-no, your blood type!
Gray: ohhh-
Gray:
Gray: uh, red?
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Zack: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Ivy: because their arms are too shor-
Player: Because they're all dead.
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Carmen: Just try to look at things from my perspective!!
Gray: *squats down to her eye level*
Carmen:
Carmen: You are a dead man
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Maelstrom: Truth or dare?
Cleo: Dare
Maelstrom: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Cleo: Hey, Coach Brunt?
Brunt, blushing: Yeah?
Cleo: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Saira
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Gray: Quick, take my hand!
Carmen: Ok, now what?
Gray: Well you see, I hadn't thought that far ahead i just wanted to hold your hand
Carmen:
Carmen: ok
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Sheena: I only feel one emotion and that is anger
Gray: Last night you drunk texted us a 1000 heart emojis
Sheena: Out of anger.
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Carmen: I like the strong silent type, you know?
Gray: *quietly tries to lift a table*
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Zack: I've changed all my passwords to incorrect
Player:....why
Zack: because if I ever forget it, my devices will remind me "your password is incorrect"
Player: That is the most genius piece of idiocy I've ever heard.
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Chase: I can explain.
Julia: Can you?
Chase: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Gray: So, are we flirting now?
Carmen: I LITERALLY JUST PUNCHED YOU
Gray: That doesn't answer my question
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Zack: I turned out perfectly fine!
Ivy: Bro, this morning you thought a ghost made you toast.
Zack: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!!
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Carmen: *sigh* I just want someone to take me out-
Gray: like in a date type of way or like an assassination type of way?
Carmen: Surprise me :D
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Sheena: I have a fun Christmas idea....what if when we hang a mistletoe instead of kissing we fight whoevers underneath it?
Gray: no
Blacksheep: .....mistlefoe
Gray: Blacksheep, no
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Sheena: Some people are like slinkies
Gray: Explain
Sheena: Not really good for much but they make you crack a smile when you push them down the stairs
Gray:
Gray: Please don't push Blacksheep down the stairs
Sheena: You can't stop me.
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Maelstrom: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Blacksheep: Bring 3 more chairs
Crackle: Have everyone stand and T-Pose
Tigress: The best of seven of the lot can sit
Maelstrom: Good, good, what do you think, Paper Star?
Paper Star: Kill three children.
Everyone: ....
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Julia: This is such a bad idea.
Chase: Then why are you coming along?
Julia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
*except they are the cops? Oops
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Zack, to an employee after losing Ivy in the supermarket because he was distracted by the ice cream section: Have you seen my sister?
Zack: Average height, short red hair, freckles, muscly, bossy?
Zack: She's clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.
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Crackle: You know what's worse than dying?
Crackle: *pulls off paper bag to reveal blacksheep*
Crackle: Boom.
Tigress: BLACK SHEEP
Crackle: What-no-
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Cleo: so, anyway, i was- *trips over a body*
Bellum: Is that MAELSTROM???
Cleo: is he sleeping or is he dead
Bellum: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Brunt: Yoo same
Maelstrom: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Gray, to Carmen over a cup of coffee: Are you a type of bread? Because I want you to be my BAEgal 😏
Carmen: ....
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Zack: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.
Carmen: Zack, these are wanted posters-
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Antonio: Want a quicky?
Jean Paul, blushing; w-what?
Antonio: You know, those little cake things
Jean Paul: You mean a QUICHE???
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Coach Brunt: Bellum isn't answering their phone
Cleo: I'll call
Coach Brunt: Maelstrom and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Bellum: Hello?
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Jean Paul: I'm not doing too well...
Sheena, nodding in understanding: I have this headache that comes & goes...
Mime Bomb: *walks into the room*
Sheena: Oh, look there it is again.
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Carmen: Gray, Violence isnt the answer
Gray: you're right...
Carmen: *sighs in relief*
Gray: Violence is the question.
Carmen: What?
Gray, bolting away with his crackle rod: AND THE ANSWER IS YES
Carmen, running after him: nO-
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Shadowsan: *Gets down on one knee*
Lady Dokuso: Oh my god, it's finally happening!!
Shadowsan: *Falls over*
Lady Dokuso: The poison is kicking in!!
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Carmen, to team red: Alright listen up you little shits
Carmen: Not you, player. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.
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Coach Brunt to the VILE operatives: Alright listen up you little shits
Coach Brunt: Not you, blacksheep, you're an angel and we're glad you're here.
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