At first I was just gonna do redcrackle but then I thought of some funny ones that I did not want to pass up lmao..

Sooo....Enjoy!

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𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝: 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 :𝙳

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Ivy: it's dark in here

Zack: don't worry sis I got this

Zack: *stomps his feet*

Zack: *sketchers light up*

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Zari: in the light of our victory, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Chase: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?

Zari: What? No-

Chase: TOO LATE

#ZarineauxRights

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Zack: knocking is just punching someone's house until they talk to you.

Carmen, crying: please just go to bed

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Gray & Carmen: *Staring into each other's eyes...*

Tigress: *opens a soda can*

Carmen: We're having a moment

Tigress: And I'm having a soda

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Chief: I love this good cop-bad cop thing you have going on.

Julia: Um its not really a thing, its more like I'm nice and inspector Devineaux is not.

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Gray: I made tea

Sheena: I dont want tea

Gray: i didnt make tea for yOU. This is my tea.

Sheena: Then why are you telling me?

Gray: its a coversation starter

Sheena: its a horrible conversation starter.

Gray: Oh, yeah? Well, we're conversing. Checkmate, mate.

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Player, opening a caprisun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

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Zack: There's no "I" in team but there is one in pizza

Ivy: So you're not going to share?

Zack: I'm not going to share.

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Carmen: *swoops in to save Gray from being cornered by VILE and/or ACME and zips away on her zipline*

Gray:

Gray: How's it hanging?

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Sheena: I prevented a murder today

Gray: Really? how?

Sheena: self control

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Julia: God, give me patience.

Chase: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Julia: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Carmen: Gray, you've lost a lot of blood and you're going to need a transfusion. What's your type?

Gray: oh, uh...smart, beautiful, constantly wears the color red, is being hunted by numerous organizations-

Carmen: Wha-no, your blood type!

Gray: ohhh-

Gray:

Gray: uh, red?

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Zack: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Ivy: because their arms are too shor-

Player: Because they're all dead.

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Carmen: Just try to look at things from my perspective!!

Gray: *squats down to her eye level*

Carmen:

Carmen: You are a dead man

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Maelstrom: Truth or dare?

Cleo: Dare

Maelstrom: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Cleo: Hey, Coach Brunt?

Brunt, blushing: Yeah?

Cleo: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Saira

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Gray: Quick, take my hand!

Carmen: Ok, now what?

Gray: Well you see, I hadn't thought that far ahead i just wanted to hold your hand

Carmen:

Carmen: ok

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Sheena: I only feel one emotion and that is anger

Gray: Last night you drunk texted us a 1000 heart emojis

Sheena: Out of anger.

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Carmen: I like the strong silent type, you know?

Gray: *quietly tries to lift a table*

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Zack: I've changed all my passwords to incorrect

Player:....why

Zack: because if I ever forget it, my devices will remind me "your password is incorrect"

Player: That is the most genius piece of idiocy I've ever heard.

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Chase: I can explain.

Julia: Can you?

Chase: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Gray: So, are we flirting now?

Carmen: I LITERALLY JUST PUNCHED YOU

Gray: That doesn't answer my question

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Zack: I turned out perfectly fine!

Ivy: Bro, this morning you thought a ghost made you toast.

Zack: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!!

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Carmen: *sigh* I just want someone to take me out-

Gray: like in a date type of way or like an assassination type of way?

Carmen: Surprise me :D

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Sheena: I have a fun Christmas idea....what if when we hang a mistletoe instead of kissing we fight whoevers underneath it?

Gray: no

Blacksheep: .....mistlefoe

Gray: Blacksheep, no

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Sheena: Some people are like slinkies

Gray: Explain

Sheena: Not really good for much but they make you crack a smile when you push them down the stairs

Gray:

Gray: Please don't push Blacksheep down the stairs

Sheena: You can't stop me.

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Maelstrom: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Blacksheep: Bring 3 more chairs

Crackle: Have everyone stand and T-Pose

Tigress: The best of seven of the lot can sit

Maelstrom: Good, good, what do you think, Paper Star?

Paper Star: Kill three children.

Everyone: ....

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Julia: This is such a bad idea.

Chase: Then why are you coming along?

Julia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

*except they are the cops? Oops

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Zack, to an employee after losing Ivy in the supermarket because he was distracted by the ice cream section: Have you seen my sister?

Zack: Average height, short red hair, freckles, muscly, bossy?

Zack: She's clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.

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Crackle: You know what's worse than dying?

Crackle: *pulls off paper bag to reveal blacksheep*

Crackle: Boom.

Tigress: BLACK SHEEP

Crackle: What-no-

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Cleo: so, anyway, i was- *trips over a body*

Bellum: Is that MAELSTROM???

Cleo: is he sleeping or is he dead

Bellum: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Brunt: Yoo same

Maelstrom: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Gray, to Carmen over a cup of coffee: Are you a type of bread? Because I want you to be my BAEgal 😏

Carmen: ....

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Zack: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.

Carmen: Zack, these are wanted posters-

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Antonio: Want a quicky?

Jean Paul, blushing; w-what?

Antonio: You know, those little cake things

Jean Paul: You mean a QUICHE???

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Coach Brunt: Bellum isn't answering their phone

Cleo: I'll call

Coach Brunt: Maelstrom and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bellum: Hello?

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Jean Paul: I'm not doing too well...

Sheena, nodding in understanding: I have this headache that comes & goes...

Mime Bomb: *walks into the room*

Sheena: Oh, look there it is again.

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Carmen: Gray, Violence isnt the answer

Gray: you're right...

Carmen: *sighs in relief*

Gray: Violence is the question.

Carmen: What?

Gray, bolting away with his crackle rod: AND THE ANSWER IS YES

Carmen, running after him: nO-

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Shadowsan: *Gets down on one knee*

Lady Dokuso: Oh my god, it's finally happening!!

Shadowsan: *Falls over*

Lady Dokuso: The poison is kicking in!!

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Carmen, to team red: Alright listen up you little shits

Carmen: Not you, player. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.

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Coach Brunt to the VILE operatives: Alright listen up you little shits

Coach Brunt: Not you, blacksheep, you're an angel and we're glad you're here.

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