《Sanders Sides Lemons》Pick-Up Lines Pt. 2 (Logicality)
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I had been using pick-up lines to try to get Logan's attention, and it finally worked. I just had to use a more... Creative line....
"Logan, I may not go down in history..." I start off. Oh jeez, this is going to be hard to say.
"Well, no, the chance of that is not verisimilitudinous." He replies, so I continue.
"But I will go down on you." Everyone else stares at me in shock, Thomas shutting off the camera.
"...Patton, was this all really necessary?" He says, smirking. "Yes." Is all I say back. "Why?" He asks.
"Well, Logie Bear, you weren't picking up on the obvious fact that I liked you so... I had to make you realize." I tell him.
"You... You surprise me sometimes, Patton. Truly." he says, adjusting his tie. "Why adjust that thing if it's just gonna come right back off~?" I say, smirking at him.
He looks at me, seemingly shocked and says, "Woah, what?!"I laugh and say, "I was being halfway serious, Logan." I tell him. He blushes a deep shade of pink and looks away from me.
"Hmm... Look at me." I say, gently lifting his head back towards me and kissing him. He kisses back as I take us to my room.
"P-patton, why are we here...?" he asks. "You'll figure it out, Smartie cake~" I tell him.
Smartie... Cake...?
Patton leads us to his bed and takes off everything but our pants and boxers. He was strattling me, making me blush. He rocks his hips, making our erections grind together.
"P-patton~!" I moan before I could control it. Patton smirks and repeats this action. "That feel good, Logie~?" He asks.
My face feels so hot right now. Patton grinds against me again, making me moan louder. He looks at me slyly and gets off, taking off the rest of my clothes.
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He smirks before going down and sucking on my member, causing me to grip his hair.
"Fuck, Patton~!" I say before thinking. "Mm, naughty boy, Logan~ You know I don't like cursing~" Patton says after pulling off. "I-i'm sorry..." I say. He hums and takes off his remaining clothes.
He grabs some lubricant and puts some on his fingers. He then pushes one inside me, making me groan at the feeling. He pumps it a few times before adding a second.
"P-patton~" I never in my existence thought I would be unable to think clearly. Of course, I never thought I'd be submissive, either.
"Yes, Logie~?" He coos at me. Dear god. Who made Patton so perfect and how did I get lucky enough to have him?
Logan was blushing, and I decided I like it when he blushes.
"P-please..." he breathes out. "You want me~? Is that what you're asking, Logie~?" I ask him. Logan gives a small nod, making me smile.
I pull my fingers out and put some lube on my member before lining up with Logan. "Ready Logan?" I ask. He nods and I slowly push into him.
Logan moans and I wait for him to adjust. Soon enough, he nods at me so I slowly pull out before pushing back in.
Logan's hands grab my shoulders as I continue thrusting into him. He sinks his nails into my skin and drags them down, making me moan softly.
"Logan~ such a good boy for me~" I tell him, moaning slightly. Logan moans and grips the sheets tightly.
"Pa-patton, I'm close~!" he says. (Hi close, I'm Dad.) I stroke him in time with my thrusts, which makes him moan as he releases on my hand and his chest.
I reach my limit and release inside him shortly afterwards. I gently pull out and summon a damp cloth to clean him up with.
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Logan blushes, making me giggle. "... I'm just wondering how the he-eeck you're both sweet and pure and not pure at the same time..." Logan says, stopping himself from cursing.
I almost cursed, but then remembered who I was talking to. "Well... Like you said, I am a father..." Patton trails off with a small smirk.
"You... You remember that? That was like... The first video we interacted in..." I say. Patton nods. "Of course I remember, Logie. That's one of the first times you even talked to me." he says with a smile.
"From where we were to where we are... We've both grown so much, haven't we?" I say. Patton nods. "We've grown. Mentally, anyway." he says. I felt myself smile.
"Aww, look at you~!" Patton squees. He then kisses my nose, a strange action but somehow... Affectionate. "What was that?" I ask.
"Affection." Patton says, kissing me gently on the lips. I return the kiss. This is nice. I like this.
"I love you Logan." Patton says. "I-i love you too." I responded. He smiles and snuggles into me, falling asleep happily. I sigh happily.
"I do love you." I whisper.
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