《Sanders Sides Lemons》Love is so Complicated (Logicality)
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I wish Logan could understand emotions... I wish he could understand that I'm in love with him.
"Patton? Is everything alright?" Roman asks. I sigh as I shake my head, and Roman says, "What's wrong?"
"Roman, you're the romantic side, right?" I ask. He blinks and says, "I- Er, yes...?" I look at him and say, "How do I get someone to know that I love them?"
He pauses, seemingly taken aback by the question, and then says, "Well, it depends on the person; who are you in love with, exactly?" I know my face is pink when I respond with, "Uh, that would be Logan..."
Roman chuckles - sort of giggles, really - and says, "Oh, dear. Okay, how about this: go up to him and just kiss him. If he asks questions, you can answer them."
"It's not that easy!" I protest before I hear someone behind me say, "What isn't easy?" I turn around to see Logan standing there, arms crossed and a curious look on his face.
I look at Roman for help, but all he does is smirk, nod his head towards Logan, and then walk away.
"What is happening?" Logan asks. "Hey, Logan..." I reply nervously.
I'm unsure as to what I've just walked into, but I have a feeling I won't be leaving it.
Patton is both pale and flushed, seemingly scared and/or embarrassed about something.
"What is happening?" I ask Patton. He laughs nervously and says, "Hey, Logan..." with false and slightly sarcastic enthusiasm. "Hello." I respond, waiting for an answer to my question.
"Well... This is awkward... Um..." he says, purposely avoiding eye contact with me. "Oh, honestly now; it can't be that awful, Patton." I say, getting impatient.
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"Okay, okay... Just..." he says before walking up to me. "Uh, yes?" I ask, temperature in my cheeks rising due to the closeness of Patton to myself. "Just..." he repeats, grabbing one side of my face with his hand and connecting our lips together. I was taken aback, to say the least. I never expected Patton to just kiss me like this.
When we pull apart, I see Patton blushing, and his face was contorted in frustration and embarrassment. "Patton... You- I..." I stumble to find the words. He groans and says, "Look... I really, really like you, Logan..."
"Romantically, I conclude?" I ask him. He nods, and I smile slightly. "You can be... Extra, sometimes, Patton." I respond, using a vocabulary term.
"I can be a lot more than extra..." he mumbles. "Oh?" I say, genuinely intrigued. He looks at me with what can only be described as a lustful look in his eyes and says, "Yeah." He then proceeds to kiss me again, more passionately than before.
He licks my bottom lip, and I understand; I open my mouth to allow him to deepen our kiss. His hands find their way to my shoulders and hair while I place mine around his waist.
Patton pulls away and slowly starts kissing me from my jawbone to my neck, looking for my 'sweet spot'. He eventually finds it, making me moan in pleasure.
Logan moans, letting me know I've found his sweet spot. I lightly bite down on that spot and then suck on it, making Logan moan again. I got the feeling we should maybe go to one of our rooms now.
I teleport us to my room, continuing my action. As I was kissing his neck, I started untying Logan's necktie.
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"Mnh~! Patton, th-this is h-highly erotic..." he moans. I chuckle at him and say, "Yeah, kinda what I was going for." as Logan pants for air, I lead him to my bed and he unwraps my cardigan. He then takes off my shirt, and afterwards, I gently push him down so he's underneath me.
I start unbuttoning his black dress shirt an pull it off of him. I put one of my legs between his two, my knee pushing up against his member. He moans and says, "P-patton, you're... M-making me feel things~..."
I smile and say, "Yeah? What kind of things~?" I proceed to rub my leg against him, making him whine and moan at the attention. "W-well, let's see: pleasure, for certain," he pauses for a second, interrupted by his own sounds.
"...and, how do you say, loved..." he continues. I smile more and say, "Good, because I do love you." I then move my leg to take off both his pants and underwear, pushing them out of the way onto the floor. I take off my own shortly after, and Logan looks me up and down. He was a blushing, panting mess, and it was such an exotic image.
Obviously, I knew what we were doing, and I even knew why. What I didn't know is how we got to this place. I'm not going to deny that this feels amazing, but the fact that a simple emotion such as love can lead to this...
Love is so complicated; it's a word used to describe the emotion of wanting another human being as your mate (or love as in a familial way, if which some animals do posses), which only humans have.
Patton summons some lubricant and places some on his fingers. He looks at me, most likely asking for my consent, and I nod. He pushes one of his fingers inside of me, making me groan at the feeling.
Chuckling at my reaction, he adds his second and starts scissoring me open. "N-ngh, Patton~!" I say in response to the pleasure he is giving me.
He blushes and adds his third finger before saying, "Logan, I could listen to you moaning my name all day~..." All I could do is moan in response as he continues to work me open.
After a few moments, he pulls his fingers out of me, putting some lubricant on his (now erected) member and lines up with me. He looks at me for approval, and I nod at him.
As to take my mind off the pain, he kisses me as he slowly pushes his member inside of me. He open-mouth kisses me as he thrusts in and out of me, slowly gaining speed. He kisses down to a certain spot on my neck that makes me quietly cry in pleasure. If that wasn't enough, he suddenly found my prostate, making me actually moan this time.
"P-patton~, if you k-keep st-stimulating me like this..." I say. He pulls off of my neck and says, "I know, I'm getting close, too." He continues his actions, and I soon reach my climax, moaning his name in the process. "Logan~!" he says before climaxing himself.
He pulls himself out of me and cleans us up. "I never thought I'd be in this position." I tell him. He laughs and says, "Well... Did I... Do good?" Patton asks. I feel myself smile and say, "More so." before kissing him gently.
Needless to say, we began dating after that.
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