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"Roman~!" I say to my boyfriend, running up to give him a bear hug. "O-ho! Hello, Patton. You seem excited." he says, returning my hug. "How can I not be? It's our 1-year anniversary!"

"It's already been a year?! Wow, time sure does fly with you, Patton." He tells me. I giggles and say, "We should do something!"

"I agree... But what?" he says. "Well... What do couples usually do for anniversaries?" I ask him. He thinks for a minute, and blushes when he talks to me. "They go out to eat, maybe go do something, and, uh..." he trails off.

"Roman?" I ask, slightly concerned. "Er, yes?" he says, still blushing. "You trailed off, there." I say gently. "Well, it's just... The last thing I was going to say was that they have... Fun..." he finishes awkwardly.

"Fun? Like park fun or like nighttime fun?" I ask. "The latter." he says shortly. "Well, what if we go have a good day, and then a good night to follow~?" I suggest. His eyes widen and he says, "Wait, you serious? Do you even know-?"

"Ahaha. I know a lot when it comes to that, actually." I tell him. "But, you were the one who said babies came from storks...?" he says, quirking an eyebrow.

"Do they not?" I ask genuinely. "Uh, nevermind. Anyway, where to first, love?" Roman asks.

How can Patton be so innocent, yet so knowledgeable about intimacy at the same time? He's so adorable, and I love him so much.

Patton takes us to his favorite restaurant first, and we have a pretty decent lunch. Afterwards, we head to the park so that Patton can feed the ducks. Yes, you heard me; my 29-year-old boyfriend wants to feed the ducks. He's too pure for this world.

Of course, pure in every sense except apparently 'nighttime fun', as he calls it.

When we get home, it's around 5:30p.m., and Patton gives me a cookie he made before we left. They were still surprisingly soft.

When we get done eating cookies, Patton smiles. "Today is a good day." he says. "Is or was?" I ask. "Is. I never said it was over." he says, winking at me.

I feel myself blush and say, "Oh, really? So what's next?" he giggles softly and walks up to me. He grabs one of my hands and does a spin into me. "How about we start with this..." he says before kissing me. He had to turn his body to make it more comfortable, but never once broke the kiss.

When we did pull apart, he was holding my shoulders and my hands found their way to his waist. "You're a good kisser." I remind him, because I've told him many times before.

He smiles and says, "You wanna find out just how much I'm good at?" I blush at his implication, but nod. He leads me to his room and closes the door.

Okay, many of you kiddos may be wondering how I know stuff like this. I mean, I'm not Logan, and Roman is my boyfriend, so why do I know this stuff? The answer to that is, I have no clue. I just kinda... I'm good at it.

Also, kiddos, don't let your parents see you read this, okay? Okay. Back to the story.

I bring Roman into my room and we sit on my bed. I kiss him, still gently, but in a way that show I want him. We deepen the kiss as he takes the cardigan off of my shoulders. After he does that, I start undoing his complicated yet pretty prince shirt and pull it off (literally).

We break the kiss, and we're both panting slightly. "Am I really going to... You know...?" I ask. Roman seems to understand immediately and shrugs while smiling. "Sure. I want you to follow up on your statement, so lead the way, daddy." he says.

That's a new nickname, and I like it. I like it a lot. "I like that nickname, Roman." I say before kissing his neck. I was able to find his sweet spot immediately, don't know how, though.

"I-is that so? Sh-should I call you that, then?" he asks. I hum at him and he chuckles. "As you wish, daddy." this makes me groan, and I pull away from his neck to take my shirt off.

I run my hands up and down the sides of his chest, effectively making him shiver. "P- daddy, please..." Roman whines. "What do you want, Roman~?" I ask him, as if I didn't know.

"Please... I need you..." he says. I laugh softly and say, "Okay." and kiss him. As I do, I slowly take off his pants and underwear and throw them to the floor. I take off my own soon after.

I go down on him and put my mouth around his member, slowly going up and down. "Ngh~!" he says as his hands shoot up to my hair.

After a while, I pull off and summon some lube to put on my fingers. I put one inside of him, slowly pumping it in and out. After a while, I add my second, then my third, stretching him.

"D-daddy, please! I'm ready, I promise!" Roman says desperately. I smile and put some lube on myself before pushing into Roman. His head tilts back and he moans in pleasure.

I slowly start going faster, Roman whining and making noises all the while.

Eventually he says between breaths, "I-i can't hold on much longer..." I nod, myself being in much a similar state, and we both finish together. When I pull out, I snuggle into him and he says, "You weren't lying about knowing a lot about this, Patton..."

"Lying's not really my thing." I say simply. "Heh, no, I suppose not. I love you, Patton." he tells me. I smile at him and kiss him. "I love you too, Roman.