《ɢᴜᴀᴘᴏ | Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ ツ DISCONTINUED》ꜱᴋʏʙʟᴏᴄᴋ | 5
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i woke up at 1:00 pm today,
not very good but at least i got some
work done like editing and stuff
when i was done with my tasks,
I was just scrolling
through twitter a bit
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✅
@𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺
|
playing skyblock with xQc !!
✅
@𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺
|
just kidding that would be stupid
im actually trying to kill the dumbass 😼😼
alex in the stream:
what the-
WHAT THE FUCK *laughs*
wait I should probably just drop
the water right?
~~~~~~chat~~~~~~
henisee93738:
user69420:
robertoisdaddy:
user001100:
~~~~~~~~~~
AHHHHHH
GUYS HELP *aggressively right clicks the water
WHAT DO I-
WAS I EVEN SUPPOSED TO POUR THE WATER????!!!!! *water goes out of existence*
~~~~~~chat~~~~~~
simpforsimps:
user83628: 😐
jjuice:
userusescoke:
valewally:
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*ignores* ok guys let's not focus on the water let's cut the tree
~2 minutes pass~
ok uhm we're struggling kinda so uhm-
xQc: WE??!!
HAHHAGDHSHSHSH
ok val gave us a tip guys , val gave us a tip
"you were supposed to save the ice to make the generator"
what generator-?
xQc: OH MY GODDDDDD 💀 *disappointment*
SHUT UPPPPP !! *laughs*
ok ok but what are we supposed to generate??
xQc: COBBLESTONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT- *laughs*
xQc: damn, you didn't even listen to a pro Minecraft player mate
VAL IS NOT THAT GOOD AT MINECR-
xQc: yes she she is bruv
~~~~~~chat~~~~~~
valewally:
user283013:
kaidenwiththepickle123:
~~~~~~~~~~
xQc: alex it's official, the whole chat thinks you're stupid *laughs*
XHKDKDKDSJ ok guys that's it for today's stream !
xQc: WE FAILED THE FIRST DAY-
ignore xQc guys! bye! *waves*
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@Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ
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so what'd you think of my minecraft skills? 😼
IM NOT GOOD
AT SKYBLOCK YET !
ok n e ways
are we good now?
ok,
I'm truly sorry, val.
i respect you a lot and
even though it doesn't look like
I appreciate you, i do.
thanks and s- sorry again 👍
I never do this, ok?
give me a break 👴👍
yayy
can we go back to having a
good relationship?
i won't :))))))
good
we just talked for a bit
about how is shoud have
listen to your help in the
chat 😠😠
he was all like:
"you should date val
so she could teach you how
to play mc"
no
oh yeah that was a
lie
🚶🚶
it was just cause I was being
awkward cause we barely met
over discord
sorry val
I keep saying fucking
sorry who the fuck am I
god can't help you
out now
💥💥💢💢💥
i meannnnn
you're not wrong
saying that im hot 💃
🚶 ---> 🏃
sounds like a plan 👍
i gtg my mom said
she's gonna take out
my spinal fluid if I
don't go downstairs
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