What on earth should he do for this Valentine's Day? Dazai had not been prepared, in fact, he had been too caught up in teasing that certain Chuuya and thinking up ways to mess with Kunikida that he'd completely forgotten! Well, a classic gift of roses and chocolate might do? No, no, too plain. A love poem written by the one and only suicidal charmer which was himself? Perhaps not. A brilliant feast of crab and wine made with love? Well... last time he tried... Nope, not thinking about that. Buying Chuuya a new hat, or maybe a choker? To be fair, Dazai hated Chuuya's hats, so that was a no go.

Maybe Chuuya had forgotten...

....

Yep, not a chance.

Ah well, A POEM IT IS THEN!

( Dazai's Awesome Love Poem for Chuuya

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

All I can think of,

Can think of is you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Chuuya may be short,

But cute, he is too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'll steal your heart

And you can steal mine too.

:)

Signed, Dazai)

Perfect! Time to gift to Chuuya!

(Even though Dazai came back to the ADA a little bruised and battered, we can safely say that Chuuya was more than a little touched. Very, very, very deep down. And thankfully, They now both (one of them pretending to do it grudgingly) spent the best Valentine's Day they've ever had before.)