《Dazai x Chuuya Oneshot stories》I wanna eat you up(and other pick up lines)
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Someone (I) was being sugar high and here are some pick up lines.
Person A: I am so hot right now
Me: Of course you are. You're hot all the time
Person A:I crave death
Me: I'm the death you crave
Person A: Go die
Me: I'll happily die if you were by my side
Person A: Oh my god
Me: you're my angel
Person A: Why are you like this?
Me: you know you love me
Person A: I hate you
Me: love you too
Person A: We are in art club right now, people can hear you
Me: all the better to declare my love for you!
Person A: ..... go away
Me: Never!
(The friend who ships us): please, actually use good pick up lines. ....
Lol please don't judge. This is our friend group on a daily basis by the by. Anyway, rhey should have never shipped us in the first place *evil laugh* and it gave us an opportunity to practise our in character stuff as Soukoku! *mega evil laugh*
Hahahaha..ha..ha..
Don't judge me please
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