(Don't own any of these quotes. I got them all from Instagram and Twitter (: )

doctor: so where does it hurt?

giselle: when I usually do this

doctor: do what?

giselle: exist

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johnny: I'm not mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID

giselle: *whispering super soft*

johnny: you have to be louder, Giselle

giselle: you have to be 18 at petco to hold the puppies

johnny: *sighs* let's go get you a puppy

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giselle; you annoy my soul

jeno: then let go of my hand

giselle: you can't tell me what to do

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haechan: people who sleep with socks off are weird

ten: people who sleep with socks on shouldn't be trusted

mark: people who sleep are weird

giselle: What's sleep?

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jaemin: how does this sweater look?

giselle: amazing I wish I could pull that off

jaemin: do it

giselle: what?

jaemin: *spreads arms* pull it off

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doyoung: why are Giselle and Jeno sitting back to back?

haechan: they had a fight

mark: then why are they holding hands

haechan: they get sad when they fight

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renjun: time to give you birthday punches

giselle: wait—

jaemin: but in the face

giselle: that's a b—

jeno: with our lips

giselle: nO

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doyoung: there's something worst that hell *rips of card saying giselle going to hell*

jisung: *dramatic gasp* giselle!

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jeno: you're my moose

giselle: it's 'muse,' jeno

jeno: I know I just wanted to see you smile

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giselle: does this outfit make me look short?

jaehyun: no

johnny: we make you look short

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giselle, texting in the nct group chat: let's get this bread today

johnny: What kind of bread do you want? Send me a picture I'll go get it for you. I love you

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giselle: ten! long time no see, man

ten: it should've been longer

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dispatch: *observing giselle*

boss: what's happening?

dispatch, crying: they overwork her so much I feel bad

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giselle: peekaboo!

baby:

giselle: oh my god, what's wrong with me? I'm sorry please don't cry

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giselle, arguing with mark : fuck you!!

taeyong: giselle, language

giselle: it's English do you want me to say it any other language?

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ten: shut up

giselle: a quien le estás diciendo shut up A MI ME ESTÁS DICIENDO SHUT UP

ten: sorry i can't speak tacos

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therapist: if you feel like this next time, what are you going to do?

giselle: streaks don't hit me up only the real ones know

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killer, chasing giselle: any last words before you die

giselle: finally

killer, puts knife down: do you need a hug?

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jaemin and jeno: this date is boring

giselle: this isn't a date I specifically told you that I was going to the store

jaemin: then why did you invite us

giselle: I said "don't come with me" and you said "I can do whatever I want" and followed me along with jeno

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giselle: it's really frustrating

jeno: What is?

giselle: watching Haechan openly flirt with Mark and Mark not even realizing

jeno, wearing a 'date me giselle' jumpsuit: yeah totally obvious

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giselle: *hits renjun by accident when dancing*

renjun: wanna die?

giselle: *whispering* kinda

renjun: *talking softly* honey, we talked about this

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jungwoo: have you ever thought about taking a break even for five minutes?

giselle: I'll have to work it in by next week, now leave me because you're wasting my time

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winwin: are you sure you are getting enough sleep?

giselle, on the brink of passing out: sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes. Isn't that crazy?

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giselle: taeyong! there is a monster under my bed and it's hideous

ten, bottom bunk bed: honesty, fuck off

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taeil: why are your tongues brown?

giselle: I have a blue slushee

jaemin: I had a yellow slushee

jeno: I had the red slushee

taeil: oh? ok

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giselle: we lost our dear member Mark a couple months ago he was like a brother to all of us

mark: quit telling people I'm dead!

giselle: I swear I sometimes hear his voice, I miss him that much

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giselle: *gets in a car accident*

yuta: oh my god Giselle are you okay?

giselle: gi-give me my phone

giselle: *opens twitter*

giselle, tweeting: LMFAOOO Y'ALL YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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satan: Hey so I bought your soul last week an—

giselle: no returns

satan: please take it back it's making me sad

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giselle: you always gotta be positive, Dean

later that day

dean, doing a insta live: *falls down the stairs* I sure got down those beautiful stairs fast.

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jisung: it's dark I'm scared

giselle: don't worry I got you

giselle: *stomps foot*

giselle: *sketchers light up*

jisung: *soft gasp*

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giselle: babe can you pass me the salt?

jaemin: *reaches for the salt*

jeno: *also reaching for the salt*

hyunjin, comes out of the kitchen: you called?

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therapist: ok let's do this again, what do we say when something bad happens?

giselle: that shit hurted

therapist: no

giselle: oh I got it, it be like that sometimes