《insomnia (jenzie)》03
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it's 10:00 and i already know i'm not going to fall asleep. i head to snapchat to talk to johnny.
heyyyyyy
hi
how many followers are u up to now
3,000.
still not gonna thank me?
nope
i'm hurt
oh and btw i'm going to toronto for a meet and greet next week. u should come :))
if i have enough money for a ticket or whatever.
i can get you a free vip ticket if u want
really?
i mean it's my thing so yeah
thanks! what time should i be there?
it's at the hamman plaza at 12 noon on thursday. be there at 11:30.
ok, can't wait!
me neither ;))
what was that wink for hmm?
oOpS mY fInGeR sLiPpEd
wow
ooh i had another photoshoot today
lemme see the pics
check insta 🤪
okie dokie
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hey guys! maddie and i will be in toronto on thursday the 15th! come meet us at the hamman plaza at noon! general admission tickets are 15$ and vip ones are 30$. hope to see lots of you there! 💘💘
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aw! have fun!
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we stan a supportive sisterrr 💜
mackannie!! 💓💘💗💞
aww love u anns 💓
can't wait!
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oh there he is again...
cya there ;))
did ur finger slip again?
oOpS
who is this guy?!?!
wtf is happening john?
oh hi laur...
johnny make a gc
wtf?!
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johnny has added you and laur (laureno) to a groupchat!
hi
what the fuck is going on? why is kenzie ziegler talking to you? how does she know you? you're not even that cool!
he's cool
HOLY SHIT
I LOVE YOU KENZIE
ilyt 💓
okay enough of that
what is going on?
johnny and i are friends
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i'm legit shaking
why?
bc you're my idol and i love you and i've loved you since dance moms!
but i'm not even that cool lmao
your kidding me right?
i'm famous for being a dancer and having an old lady yell at me.
but ur still awesome
sureee
okay whatever. how do u and my idiotic brother know each other?
she added me on snapchat
he was in my quick add
wow
ikr.
oh please. you didn't even know who i was at first.
in my defense, i did think you looked familiar
probably because i always watch your youtube videos on our tv so he always saw you
hahaha
kenzie, do you think you can get another vip ticket for lauren too?
HOLD UP- YOU WERE GOING TO HER M&G AS A VIP AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?
well it is 3 am...
i can get basically anyone a free ticket, sure lauren can have one!
OMGOMGOMG IM GOING TO MEET THE ZIEGLERS
maddie isn't that cool either lol
IDC IM SO EXCITED
calm down laur
HOW ARE YOU SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS IM FREAKING OUT!
because i don't see her as a celebrity i see her as a friend
aww thanks
it's nice that someone actually likes me for me and not my fame
awwww you guys are cute!
stop lauren
haha
i ship
STOP
it's fine johnny it's not like anything would actually happen, we're just friends.
oof friendzoned
ouch
bahahahaha
WAIT IS MALIBOO GONNA BE AT THE M&G?
YES
AHHHH
who'smaliboo?
my dog
jesus laur it's just a dog...
EXCUSE ME? MY DOG IS ADORABLE
^^
oh now you're ganging up on me?
yep
ofc
i'm hurt
it seems like you're always hurt...
he's a baby
a hot baby
true
unsent
modest much
i saw that kenzie
saw what?
kenzie knows... ;))
DONT SAY ANYTHING LAUREN
okay ;))
stop winking
it's weird
;))
;))
;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;))
;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;)) ;))
aaand i'm creeped out
oops my finger slipped again
THERE WERE WINKS BEFORE
yes
no
*sends screenshots*
kenzie, there is something i need to tell you
what
private chat
DONT LEAVE ME HERE
byeeee
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i think you like johnny...
detective lauren
DIDNT DENY
YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE CHANCE TOO KAJDKSJD
hmm...
yes i like him but as a FRIEND!
okay... sureee
IM TELLING THE TRUTH
I BARELY KNOW HIM
I CANT BELIEVE IM ARGUING WITH MY IDOL
what's ur instagram
laurenorlandox
imma follow you
AHHHH DKJSNSJSKS
let's go back to the gc
okayy
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hey! how'd you like this chapter? kinda juicy (barely) lol
💘💘💘
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