You woke up and got up slowly, trying to remember what happened the last few hours

Chara: Good morning sunshine, ready to go?

Y/n: Did you seriously watched me sleep?

Chara: Nooooope, I just was inspecting to see if you wouldn't die

Y/n: Yeah... You watched me sleep, so... Smells like cobwebs in here

Chara: Look up and you'll understand why

You look up and saw a cobweb ceiling

Y/n: Okay... Spiders... Great...

You and Chara entered the small door and noticed even more webs and spiders, and a large bed of cobwebs that were in the whole middle of the room

???: Ahuhuhuhu... Did you hear what they just said?

Y/n: What did you just say?

Chara: I didn't say anything...

???: They said that a human wearing a jacket will come through.

Y/n: Am I hearing things?

Chara: I heard it too...

???: I heard that they hate spiders

Y/n: Weird...

You entered the cobweb rug and began to slow down

???: I heard that they love to stomp in them

You kept walking, getting even slower

???: I heard that they like to tear their legs off

You kept walking... You got stuck in the exact middle of the room

???: I heard...

The same spiderish girl from before was now facing you

???:...That they're awfully stingy with their money. Ahuhuhuhu...

Y/n & Chara: What?...

???: You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?

Y/n: What? If I'm hungry I'll eat anything

Chara: No, you won't

???: Ahuhuhuhu... I disagree with that notion... I think your taste... Is exactly what this new batch needs!

Y/n: Oh fuck...

Muffet traps you!

You struggle and some coins fall from your pockets

Muffet: Don't look so blue, my deary~

She said in a somewhat seductive tone

Y/n: I have a girlfriend, you know...

Chara blushes deeply and stares at you

Chara: Just like that? Out of the blue??

She pours some purple... Tea? Cider? (I really don't know) on you, and your soul is now trapped in some strings and it's purple!

Y/n: Seems like out of the purple

Chara & Muffet:... I think purple is a better look on you!

Muffet: Ahuhuhuhu~

Y/n: This is scary...

Muffet: Why so pale? You should be proud~

Some spiders came down biting you but you managed to dodge them jumping from one string to another

Y/n: Proud of what?

Muffet: Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake!~ Ahuhuhu~

Another set of spiders came down but you dodge them. Muffet pours you a cup of spiders

Y/n:...

Chara: That's cannibalism...

Y/n: Why won't you let me go?

Muffet: Let you go? Don't be silly~

Some spiders came and bite you, Muffet then tidies up the web around you

Muffet: Your soul is going to make every spider very happy~~

You Struggle some more

Muffet: It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape?

Chara: Weeeird!

You were full of bites and never wanted to get near a spider ever again

Muffet: You're still alive? My my, enough of chat now, it time for dessert...

A spider comes with a paper and hands it to Muffet

Muffet: What's this? A telegram from the spiders in the ruins? They said that even if you were stingy with your money, you never hurt a single spider... This is a big misunderstanding. I thought you hated spiders. The person who asked for that soul, they must have meant a DIFFERENT human in a jacket~ Sorry for all the trouble ~ Ahuhuhuhu~ I'll make it up to you. You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all... I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again

Hearing this, you've got so pale that Sans looked like he had more color than you

Muffet: Ahuhuhuhu, just kidding~ I'll spare you now~

She spares you and you spare her as well

Muffet: Ahuhuhuhu~ That was fun! See you again, dearie!

She disappears into the darkness and you slowly walked out of her shop fearing that she could see you running. After you got out, you ran as fast as you could

Chara: Are you alright?

Y/n: Enough of spiders for now... It stings... It burns... It hurts...

???: OH? THAT HUMAN...

You look up to see Mettaton in a blue dress on top of a tower?

Mtt: COULD IT BE...? MY ONE TRUE LOVE?

Chara: Okay, I was not expecting that one!

Y/n: NOW? REALLY? GIMME A BREAK!

Mettaton starts to sing a sweet song while slowly dancing around you until, in the end, he rests his hand in your head

Mtt: SO SAD. SO SAD THAT YOU'RE GOING TO THE DUNGEON.

He steps back

Mtt: WELL, TODDLES!

He presses a button and a trapdoor opens beneath you, making you fall

Mtt: OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL I DO? MY LOVE HAS BEEN CAST AWAY INTO THE DUNGEON. A DUNGEON WITH A PUZZLE SO DASTARDLY, MY PARAMOUR WILL SURELY PERISH

Y/n: The heck?...

Mtt: O, HEAVENS HAVE MERCY! THAT HORRIBLE COLORED TILE MAZE! EACH COLORED TILE HAS ITS OWN SADISTIC FUNCTION. FOR EXAMPLE, A GREEN TILE SOUNDS A NOISE, AND THEN YOU MUST FIGHT A MONSTER. RED TILES WILL... ACTUALLY, WAIT A SECOND. DIDN'T WE SEE THIS PUZZLE ABOUT A HUNDRED ROOMS AGO?

Y/n: In snowdin, yeah...

Mtt: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER ALL THE RULES, DON'T YOU? GREAT... THEN I WON'T WASTE YOUR TIME REPEATING THEM!!

Chara & Y/n: Crap...

Mtt: OH, AND YOU'D BETTER HURRY. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET THROUGH IN 30 SECONDS...

A fire wall appears behind you

Mtt: YOU'LL BE INCINERATED BY THESE JETS OF FIRE!!

Chara: FORGET ABOUT THE RULES AND RUN Y/N!

Mtt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA... HA... HA! MY POOR LOVE! I'm SO FILLED WITH GRIEF, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! GOOD LUCK, DARLING!

You start running as fast as you can, getting zapped here and there until you tripped on a red tile and fell face to the ground

Y/n: Shit...

Mtt: OOOOH, I'M SO SORRY! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF TIME!!!

The walls of flame get closer and closer

Mtt: HERE COMES THE FLAMES, DARLING!

They began nearing

Mtt: THEY'RE CLOSING IN!

They are almost one tile of distance

Mtt: GETTING! CLOSER! OH MY!

They almost burn your hair

Mtt: ANY MINUTE NOW!!!

But nothing happens

Mtt forces a cough...?

Your phone starts to ring

Chara: I can't believe I fell for that one...

Y/n: Yeah, me neither...

Alphys: Watch out!! I'll save you!! I'm hacking into the firewall right now!

The flames suddenly disappear

Mtt: OH NO!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??? FOILED AGAIN BY THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!!

Y/n: Yeah...

Mtt: Tha-

Alphys: That's right! Come on, Mettaton, give up already! You'll never be able to defeat us, not as long as we work together! Your puzzle's over... Now go home and leave us alone!

Mtt: PUZZLE? OVER? ALPHYS, DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...? DID YOU FORGET WHAT THE GREEN TILES DO? THEY MAKE A SOUND AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER. WELL, DARLING... THAT MONSTER... IS ME!!

Mettaton attacks!

Y/n: Great...

Chara: We did save... Didn't we?

Y/n: Before the spiders...

Chara: Fuck me

Y/n: can't Right now, we're about to die

Chara gets red and punches your arm

Mtt: THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE!

Your phone rings again

Mtt: IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT!

Alphys: H-hey!! Th-this seems bad, but don't worry!! Th-there is one more thing I installed on your phone...! You see that yellow button...? Press it!

You pressed the button. The phone is resonating with Mettaton's presence...!

Mtt: OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!

Your soul is now yellow and upside down

Alphys: Now shoot!!!

Mtt: OOH! OOOOOOOH! YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!! HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC. WHATEVER

He slides away before the "whatever" part, and Chara is rolling while laughing

Alphys: L-looks like you beat him! Y-you did a really good job out there.

Y/n: I wouldn't make it without your help

You said slowly facepalming

Alphys: What? Oh no, I mean... You were the one doing everything cool! I just wrote some silly programs in your phone... Umm, honey, this might sound strange, but... C-can I tell you something?

Y/n: Sure

Alphys:... B-before I met you, I d-didn't really... I didn't really like myself very much. For a long time, I f-felt like a total screw-up. L-like I couldn't do a-anything w-without... W-without ending up letting everyone down. B-but...! Guiding you has made me feel a lot better about myself. So... Thanks for letting me help you... Uhhh, anyway, we're almost to the core it's just past MTM Resort. Come on! Let's finish this!

Y/n: Let's-a go!

She hangs up the phone and Chara is still laughing

Y/n: Let's go, Chara, we're almost there!

You both kept walking and found RG01 and RG02

Y/n: Hey folks

RG01: Oh, hey we're, like, taking a rain check on that killing-you thing. Like, don't tell Undyne about this, ok?

Y/n: It's okay, she doesn't want me dead anymore. Anyway, see you guys later! Have fun!

You kept walking and found Sans standing outside the resort

Sans: Hey. I heard you're going to the core. How about grabbing some dinner with me first?

Y/n: Sure dude

Sans: Great, thanks for treating me.

Chara: What?

Sans: Over here. I know a shortcut

You follow him behind the alley and when you opened your eyes you were on a table facing Sans

Sans: Well, here we are. So. Your journey's almost over, huh?

Y/n: Yeah...

Sans: you must really wanna go home.

Y/n: Meh...

Sans: Hey. I know the feeling, buddo. Though... Maybe sometimes its better to take what's given to you. Down here you've already got food, drink, friends... Is what you have to do... Really worth it?... Ah, forget it. I'm rooting for ya, boy.

Y/n: Thanks, bro..

Sans: Hey. Let me tell you a story. So I'm sentry in snowdin forest, right?

Y/n: Yeah

Sans: I sit out there and watch for humans. It's kinda boring. Fortunately, deep in the forest... There's this HUGE locked door. And it's perfect for practicing knock-knock jokes. So one day, I'm knocking 'em out, like usual. I knock on the door and say "knock knock." And suddenly, from the other side... I hear a woman's voice. "Who is there?" So, I naturally respond: "dishes." "Dishes who?" "Dishes a very bad joke." Then she just howls with laughter. Likes it's the best joke she's heard in a hundred years. So I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing. She's the best audience I've ever had. Then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says: "knock knock!" I say "who's there?" "Old lady!" "Old lady who?" "Oh! I did not know you could yodel!" Wow. Needles to say, this woman was extremely good. We kept telling each other jokes for hours. Eventually, I had to leave. Papyrus gets kinda cranky without his bedtime story. But she told me to come by again, so I did. Then I did again and again. It's a thing now. Telling bad jokes through the door. It rules.

Y/n: Heh, looks like you have fun

Sans:... One day, though, I noticed she wasn't laughing very much. I asked her what was up. Then she told me something strange. "If a human ever comes through this door... Could you please, please promise something? Watch over them, and protect them, will you not?" Now, I hate making promises. You remember what happened before. And this woman, I don't even know her name. But... Someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has an integrity you can't say "no" to... Do you get what I'm saying?

Y/n: Totally

Sans: That promise I made do her... You know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?... Buddy. You'd be dead where you stand...

Y/n: I know

Sans: Hey, lighten up, bucko! I'm just joking with you. After what happened that last timeline, I doubt that I'd have to hurt you again. Heh.

He walks away from the table

Sans: Well, that's all. Take care of yourself, buddy. 'Cause someone really cares about you.

He then walks away leaving you and Chara alone in the table

Chara: He gives me the creeps...

Y/n: He's a nice guy... He opened my eyes...

Chara: About before

Y/n: Heh... Sorry if that bothered you

Chara: it didn't

She slowly hugs you

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