《Asshole || mattia polibio》Chapter 2
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hollis: everyone!! y/n's here
i hear everyone cheer but i hear devin scream the loudest
devin: YOU LOOK SO HOT. I LOVE YOU
y/n: I LOVE YOU MORE.
hollis: uh okay then. wanna go grab a drink ?
y/n: sure
hollis and i walk to the living room and i see felix devin and trevor
trevor: woah you look great y/n
y/n: you're not too bad yourself
trevor is a good looking guy to be honest. he's the nice type but cocky at the same time. i can already tell the girls that don't like mattia would be crushing on trevor
hips don't lie by shakira comes on
y/n: this is my song
trevor: (puts his drink down) care to dance ? (he puts his hand out)
i take his hand and we walk to the middle of the living room.
i walk in with alejandro kairi and lexi and we head to the living room to get a couple drinks. a girl in a blue skin tight dress was swaying her hips side to side in the middle of the dancer floor. her dress showed every curve of her body and she was dancing with the lyrics in the background:
i never really knew that she could dance like this
she makes a man want to speak spanish
como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa (sí, sí) shakira, shakira
i couldn't take my eyes off her— her dancing was hypnotizing me and her confidence made me attracted to her.
she turns around and my face drops. holy shit it's y/n. gross gross
ale: shittt y/n can move. she lowkey has a fat ass
kairi: her hips don't lie
ale: she makes a man wanna speak spanish alright. mamacita
lexi: mattia lets go dance (she yanks me to the dance floor)
i glance at y/n and she had her back against trevor and they were rotating their hips together.
i started having thoughts about y/n. sexual thoughts. all i wanted to do right now was take her up to a room and fuck the shit out of her. no bad mattia
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trevor was actually a really good dancer and we made a perfect duo for this song
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?
i turn around to face trevor and he puts his two hands on the side of my thighs and sways me side to side
i sing along to the part where it says Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?
trevor: you actually have a nice voice
y/n: eh i try (i say jokingly) but thank you ive never really sung to anyone before.
trevor: well.. there's a first time for everything
y/n: what do you mean?
before i can say anything trevor pulls me by my wrist and yanks me to the other side of the living room.
he stops the music and grabs the microphone
trevor: hey everyone can i have your attention? y/n's gonna sing a little song for us tonight to show how happy she is to transfer to our school
y/n: what ? oh nonnnoononnoonno i'm goood
but everyone starts chanting my name and once again, i hear the devin the most
devin: Y/N ! Y/N ! Y/N !
hollis: LETS GO Y/N
felix: WOOOO Y/N
i finally give in and take the microphone from trevor.
i decided to sing give your heart a break by demi lovato.
lexi: bet you she's not even that good
ale: she's a good dancer right ? probably a good singer too
the melody of the song starts playing and she sings the first lyrics
the day i met first you, you told you'd never fall in love. but now that i get you, i know fear is what it really was.
while she sang that part, she made eye contact with me for a bit but then looks away at her friends. i'm not gonna lie, her voice was actually really beautiful and i start smiling for a bit.
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this wasn't as bad as i thought. i glance at mattia and notice he's smiling at me. is this the part where you catch feelings for me mattia? cute.
once the song was over, everyone claps and i walk over to devin and the rest of them
trevor: told you you're good
felix: better than good. since when can you actually sing ?
y/n: like.. forever ? i don't know
hollis: well that was amazing (he gives me a hug)
devin: aye lets have a drinking competition
y/n: you're on.
a few minutes later devin and i each have 7 shots lined up in front of us
everyone gathers around to watch as we down each drink one by one.
hollis: bruh that was a tie
y/n: what no wayyyyyy
devin: redo
felix: nonono super drunk devin= crazy devin
i was feeling more than just tipsy but i was pumped on adrenaline.
i drink half a small bottle of vodka and give the rest to devin
y/n: guys let's dance
and our whole group dances without a care in the world until i accidentally tripped
mattia: woah there (mattia catches me)
y/n: oh you
lexi comes up and sees me wrapping my arm around mattia's neck
lexi: WHORE
she charges at me and tackles me
lexi: that's my boyfriend (she punches me but i block it)
i punch her in the nose too hard on accident
hollis: that had to hurt
y/n: oh shitt my bad i didn't mean to hit that hard
devin: yes you did
y/n: i'm drunk i have no control of my actions right now
lexi: (holding her nose) stay away from mattia
y/n: bitch ion want your raggedy ass boyfriend keep him
mattia: lexi you good ?
lexi: i think she broke my nose. can you take me to the hospital
mattia: can you take yourself ?
lexi: ..... YOU DROVE ME HERE
mattia: ok fine let's go
i turn back to devin but someone approaches me
ale: sup mamas i'm alejandro
y/n: hi alejandro i'm not gonna lie. i probably won't remember your name tomorrow but hi
mattia: ALEJANDRO LETS GO
ale: ugh COMING (he turns to me) bye princess
hollis: i don't think you can drive home yourself. you are wayyy too drunk
y/n: i want a chicken
hollis: yeah okay how about we take a break from alcohol
y/n: but
hollis: no buts. you're sleeping over tonight. you too devin
devin: bruhhhh i'm fine. but i also want a chicken
felix: yeah these two are way too drunk. we should end the party soon it's getting late and we have school tomorrow.
y/n: no i want to party
hollis: no. i'm taking you upstairs to the guest bedroom. felix, can you grab devin please.
devin: if you touch me i will bite off your ear
felix grabs the bottle of vodka
felix: look y/n, devin, follow the alcohol
devin and i follow felix holding the alcohol as he leads us upstairs to the guest bedroom.
as soon as i hit the bed, i immediately felt tired as fuck and i felt hollis put a blanket over me and devin.
y/n: thank you mommy
hollis: you're welcome (he kisses me on the forehead)
y/n: tell trevor i had a good time and that i likey the way he dancey.
hollis: i will
felix: goodnight you two
devin: i want dick
hollis: i'm setting an alarm for 6:30am so you two have time to drive home and get ready for school okay?
y/n: yes mother goodnight
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*beep beep beep*
y/n: make that horrendous noise stop
devin: (turns off alarm) how'd the fuck did we get here?
y/n: (i sit up and squint my eyes) where are we?
devin: i think this is hollis' house
y/n: huh, so we never left ? what time is it?
devin: 6:30
y/n: fuck we have school in an hour (i groan)
devin: dude stop yelling
y/n: i'm not
devin: oh.
y/n: we stink
devin: we need a shower
y/n: i'm gonna go home. i'll see you at school
devin: alright bet. drive safe.
y/n: you too
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