《Unplanned//Luke Hemmings》1.8
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Luke pulled away from me. I looked at him confused.
"Luke what in the fuck" I say "sorry...i just don't know" he replies
He walks out of the room leaving me confused and shocked.
I walked out off my room and Elly was still cleaning up her 'make over'. Luke was sitting on the couch with Jayden on his lap.
"Hey Elly how's It going" I say trying not to laugh.
"Oh well I'm doing swell, thanks for asking" she replies sarcastically.
I walk to the couch and sit down. I looked to Luke and he was already looking at me. I turn to the tv and we were watching the lion king. Someone knocked on the door and since no one looked like they were gonna get it I had to.
I walked to the door then swung it open. Reveling my 17 year old sister Beth.
"Hey Beth" I said with a smile "what do you want" i added
"Nice to see you too sissy" she responded with a smile "I wanted to see my gorgeous nephew" she said.
"Okay well wait here" I said not wanting her to see Luke in here
"Why can't I come in my loving beautiful older intelligent sister" she asked innocently
"Because I-" I was cut off by her shoving past me into my house.
Oh god help me. I walk after Beth and see her standing in front of Luke looking pissed the fuck off.
"Beth step away from the couch" I ask in a calming way
"No Jaymee are you fucking kidding me, I never liked him and he is here on your couch looking nice and comfy" she says
She never did like Luke she thought he was a big fuck up that would knock me up. Well she wasn't wrong.
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"Okay take Jayden and go to the zoo have fun, remember to breath" I say taking Jayden giving him to Beth then shoving her out the door
"I will bring him back in 2-3 hours" she says though the door.
I look at Elly then at Luke. Elly knew that Beth didn't like Luke. Elly then came up to me.
"I'm done cleaning up bitch, I'm leaving don't call me for a week to ask me for a favor" she says then walks out the door.
I walk over to the living room and sit next to Luke on the couch.
"What was that about" Luke asks looking confused as fuck.
"Oh um Beth... yeah she doesn't like you, she alway thought you were a fuck up that would knock me up" I say truthfully
"Well I did knock you up" Luke saying trying not to smile.
"Yeah.. my vagina ripped open for that kid" I say trying not to laugh
"Your sick" Luke says laughing "but your laughing, and I mean it's not a lie" I respond
"Oh and I think you meant we're sick as in both of us, me and you, you and me" I add "that's not a lie" he replies
We just stared at each other for awhile.
"Do you want to watch the movie the other guys" he ask breaking the since "hell yes, I almost pee myself every time I watch that movie, god it always gets to me" I say
Luke looks at me like what the fuck is wrong with you then says "Um... k" then I laugh at his response. We put in the movie and get snacks.
"I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina" the movie says playing. Me and Luke start to laugh.
Then Luke just looks at me. Then he says "I love your laugh" I look at him for awhile then I say "I actually don't know how you love my la-" I was cut off by the tv
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"This music makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra" me and Luke start to laugh again and then just keep watching the movie.
I lay my legs over Luke's to be more comfortable. He smiles down at me then starts to rub my legs. I smile at him then turn back to the movie.
The movie was still playing but we paused it because I had to go to the bathroom. So we were talking about the parts we laughed at the most so far.
"When Allen pushed he foot down on the accelerator then yelled America, the car just went right into the crime scene, then Allen whispers it got me slightly aroused" I say laughing.
"When Martin said the car was a tampon on wheels or when David Ershon said I myself have 18 Lamborghinis and a Subaru station wagon" he says laughing
The stuff in the movie wasn't that funny but me and Luke found it hilarious.
"I would fuck Mark Wahlberg, is that weird" I ask. He looks at me like I have 5 heads.
"He's like 44, he could be your father" he answered "yeah but he looks good for his age, and I said I would not I want key word would" I replied
"Whatever" he says in defeat "you look what's the word.... oh jealous yup that's it jealous" I say. He didn't look jealous but I wanted to see his reaction. I love fucking with him.
He just rolled his eyes knowing I just wanted to get him all worked up.
"I'm tired" I say in a baby voice. It was only 7 and Jayden should be home any minute but I'm really tired for some reason
"Do you want daddy to put you to bed" he asks I feel like rolling my eyes but I mean this Is the perfect opportunity to mess with him a little.
"Yes daddy" I say innocently looking into his eyes pouting.
The look on his face just gives it away. He picks me up and starts to carry me to our room
"That got me slightly aroused" he said I laughed because it was probably true and because it reminded me of what Will Ferrell said after he hit the accelerator in the movie.
He put me down kissed my forehead then pulled the blankets over my face. I laughed than pulled then down to my neck.
"Night gorgeous" he said then walked out of the room turning off the lights.
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