《through the screen - kim namjoon》2.8
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pinkboii: TOMORROW
minni94: I TRULY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE
minni94: THIS FEELS LIKE A TV SHOW OR SOMETHING THIS STUFF LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE
minni94: hOw
pinkboii: wEll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ IM SO EXCITED
minni94: ME TOO :0
pinkboii: :0
minni94: :0
pinkboii: :0
minni94: :0
pinkboii: but tomorrow
minni94: but tomorrow
pinkboii: im literally seeing you tomorrow
minni94: aND YOUR FRIENDS !!! who's coming?
pinkboii: okay well 3
minni94: THrEE
pinkboii: yEa
minni94: WELL WHATS THEIR NAMES TELL ME aBOUT THEM
pinkboii: OKAY WELL YOU KNOW TAEHYUNG
minni94: YEA WHATS HE LIKE I WANT FULL DETAILS K
pinkboii: HE HAS BROWN HAIR I GUESS?? I dOnt kNow
minni94: whatever you idiot just tell me their names
pinkboii: yoongi, jungkook, and taehyung
minni94: THOSE ARE CUTE NAMES THEY SOUND CUTE
pinkboii: but not as cute as me
minni94: well
pinkboii: ):
minni94: what
pinkboii: are you serious?
minni94: oh yahhhhh totally serious
pinkboii: well i can't tell, sometimes you're sarcastic
pinkboii: and it's hard to decipher if you are being rude or not
minni94: being rude?
pinkboii: you're kinda a bitch sometimes
minni94: excuse me?
pinkboii: it gets really annoying when you're sarcastic all the time, and i just want to have a casual conversation
minni94: being sarcastic is just apart of my personality, you've known this since you met me. and bitch is honestly one of the many offensive things to say to a girl.
pinkboii: i didn't mean to say bitch like that
minni94: what else could bitch mean?
pinkboii: im sorry, i didn't mean to call you a bitch.
minni94: whatever. talk to you later.
pinkboii: minnie :/
pinkboii: fine, i shouldn't have said something like that
minni94: really?
pinkboii: stop being so stubborn!
minni94: im sorry?
minni94: did i call you a bitch?
pinkboii: minnie stop.
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pinkboii: you don't need to get mad at me
minni94: oh
minni94: my
minni94: god
minni94: just quit it
pinkboii: im not the one who started it!!
minni94: are you kidding me
pinkboii: are you on your period?
minni94: just forget it.
pinkboii: forget what?
minni94: this conversation.
minni94: see you tomorrow.
pinkboii: can we at least end on good terms?
minni94: oh, do you want to make up because you feel bad, or because you need to feed your ever growing ego?
pinkboii: i said something stupid and i apologized.
minni94: you should know better than anyone not to say those things to me.
pinkboii: i don't know what's wrong with me please forgive me
minni94: whatever
pinkboii: are you still mad at me?
minni94: no
pinkboii: are we okay then?
minni94: sure
pinkboii: so no hard feelings?
minni94: nope! :) have fun in las vegas with your friends, sorry i can't make it.
pinkboii: you can't make it? what happened?
minni94: just have fun with your friends. bye bitch
pinkboii: so you're still mad at me.
*your message didn't send because the user has blocked you*
writing this made me really mad omg namjoon is so stUPID
ESPECIALLY FOR HAVING A 148 IQ LIKE DAMN MOMMA
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