《through the screen - kim namjoon》2.1
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pinkboii: hey it's me it's me
pinkboii: hello
minni94: what u don't know
minni94: is im really from the ghetto
pinkboii: i kinda want to move to america with my friends but omg that'll never happen
minni94: save up
minni94: oh wait you need dollars
pinkboii: yea :/
minni94: i can help
minni94: you could live with me and get a job until you have enough
pinkboii: it was just a thought
minni94: it's a good one
minni94: but i don't have enough room for all your friends
pinkboii: it was a really good thought tho uGH I WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA
minni94: i mean yea you would have to sacrifice a lot.
minni94: are you sure you want to move to a completely new country away from everyone you know?
pinkboii: i think there's a way to convert my money to american money
pinkboii: i know i wouldn't have much but i think i should
minni94: that's going to take a lot of work
minni94: but i mean if you really want to leave all your friends...
pinkboii: yea
pinkboii: i mean taehyung and jungkook are there
pinkboii: there's always what we're doing
minni94: yea, and now you want to live with me
minni94: i don't know if you should even though i want you to
pinkboii: i think i want to
pinkboii: ever since I was little I've wanted to live in America and now i have a valid reason
minni94: im not a valid reason namjoon
pinkboii: yea
pinkboii: u are
minni94: okay then
minni94: well
minni94: you do realize you wouldn't be able to do this until you have money right?
minni94: so you can't buy anything for the next couple months
pinkboii: nOt EVEN FOOD?????
minni94: WELL YEA FOOD BUT NOT LIKE CLOTHES OR ANYTHING
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minni94: HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW
pinkboii: we'll ever since thanksgiving and from my job and stuff i have about 100,000,00 won
minni94: WAIT HOW MUCH IS THAT IN DPLLARS LET ME CHECK
minni94: YOU HAVE 85,346.13 DOLLARS NAMJOON
minni94: THATS ALOT
minni94: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MUCH
pinkboii: okay so
pinkboii: my great great aunt died and i inherited all her money and turns out she was super rich so like last month the day after i got back from america and she had like 200,000,000 won which is about 200,000 dollars
minni94: SO YOU SPENT 100,000 DOLLARS ON WHAT
pinkboii:...
pinkboii: not clothes ...
minni94: you're the dumbest boy on earth
TBH i had no plain for this chapter
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