pinkboii: hi! (:

minni94: who is this??

pinkboii: ur new obsession

minni94: im blocking you, white boy.

pinkboii: im korean, i can be ur foreign lover (((;

minni94: oHGMYICJS

pinkboii: r u okay

minni94: wait how do you know English if you're korean

pinkboii: i taught myself

minni94: mice

pinkboii: mice??

minni94: **nice

minni94: im not living down that one am i

pinkboii: nope! what's your name?

minni94: im not telling you

pinkboio: im namjoon. now tell meeee

minni94: fineee it's minnie

pinkbooi: like the mouse?

minni94: yes, like the mouse. why are you talking to me

namjoon: because i think you're cool i like your style

minni94: how do you know what my style is?

pinkboii: i may or may not have found your kik from instagram

pinkboii: don't leave me

pinkboii: please

pinkboii: come back

pinkboii: babyyyyy

minni94: don't call me baby or i will fly to Korea and rip your penis off

pinkboii: you don't have to just rip it off ;;)

minni94: bye

pinkboii: nO PLEASE I LOVE YOU

minni94: i hate u

pinkboii: this relationship isn't working out

minni94: what about the children

pinkboii: what children

minni94: sURPRISE BITCH I'M PREGNANT

pinkboii: WHY THE F U CK YOU LYIN

pinkboii: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN

pinkboii: mMMOHMygOD

pinkboii: s T. OP F. UCK INGBN LYIN

minni94: ur my new favorite person

pinkboii: im glad my knowledge of memes arouse you

minni94: oh my friend is getting pizza bye

pinkboii: pizza is better than me?

pinkboii: ouch.