"Iruka, don't you think that he's been eating too much? He looks fatter." Iruka stared at me confusedly before staring back at Naruto.

"He drinks milk only, Kakashi. There can't be too much milk for him." True but...

"But he seems larger in size compared to his size a few days back when I saw him."

"That's great isn't it? Doesn't that mean he's growing healthily?" What he says is true but still...

"But drinking half a carton of milk for each meal is not normal."

"Alright, alright. I'll bring him to my office later to check him out." He sighed loudly before raising his hands in front of him in defeat.

"Then I'll be going now. Duty calls." If only my rank in the police force is lower then I wouldn't need to turn up for all minor cases. Being the lower ranks' supervisor is troublesome. I even get called back some times when Iruka and I are halfway having sex! Damn cockblockers.

"Kakashi?"

"Hm?"

"I'll see you tomorrow at 6pm okay?" He placed a peck on my lips lightly before handing me a neatly wrapped up gift. "Happy Early Birthday Kakashi. This is my first present for you. I hope you'll like it?"

"I bet I'll love it. Thanks a lot Iruka. Love you."

"Love you too. Now go or you'll be late again."

"No worries. I have 101 excuses which can make them believe me."

"No one will believe your excuses, Kakashi. Who takes 2 hours to help a old woman cross the road?"

"They seem to buy my stories though."

"Then I'm glad for you." He said with a loud sigh, obviously not believing me, before shooing me out of his house and too work. Damn... he's adorable being all bossy and all.

Strolling down the streets leisurely, I stared at the neat wrapping before smiling internally. At least someone remembers my birthday. Opening the gift wrapper, my eyes shot wide open when I read the title....................................... Icha Icha Tactics!!! It's writer, Jiraiya's latest book! I've always wanted to buy it.

Gahhhh! I love you so much Iruka! This is the best birthday present ever!!! I can't wait to see what else he has for me. Tomorrow will be so much fun. Maybe I'll get him in a maid costume with short frilly skirt and a lacy thong. I'll die in bliss if that ever happens before I die.

"Stay here, Naruto." I laid him down lightly on the mattress before getting my equipments as Sasuke sat beside the mattress with confused eyes.

As if being worried, Naruto mewled softly, catching my attention. "Don't worry Naruto. I'm just going to check something okay? You trust me?"

Reaching my hand out, he nodded before licking my fingers gently like my fingers are popsicles or something along the line. Patting his head softly, I took my scanner before doing some tests on him. What I couldn't believe my eyes are the results.

The ultrasound scan shows a life- I mean 3 lives in him. Their heartbeats are strong and loud, as if screaming that they're well and alive. It can't be true right? Isn't Naruto a male? Unless he's transgender...That may be why he's able to get pregnant. Wow. This is so awesome. I'm going to get cute little tiny kittens soon! They'll be so adorable!

"Guess what, Naruto and Sasuke." They stared at me weirdly before staring at each other. "Naruto's pregnant! With 3 kittens!" I announced excitedly as they stared at me with a shock look on their faces before turning to glance at each other.

I-I'm p-pregnant? How can t-that be? I'm a male! I can't get pregnant! I'm a freak-

"Did you hear him, Naruto? You're pregnant! With our kits!" Sasuke exclaimed excitedly before dashing over to my side, leaning his ears against my belly. I guess that's where I'll turn into a pufferfish.

"Hello kits, I'm your papa and the one you kits are in is your daddy. I'm so excited my kits, I can't wait to see you three out here. I love you all so much already." Sasuke said gently yet with much excitement in his voice his he spoke to our unborn kits. His hand rubbing against my small bump with much love and care.

"D-Don't you t-think that I'm a f-freak?" I questioned him hesitantly as he stared at me horrified.

"Of course not, Naruto! I'm overjoyed actually. My dream to have a family with you actually came true! I didn't know that such things can happen to us. It's a miracle!" Sasuke want to have a family with me? I-I'm so glad I could make his wish come true. I'm so glad.

"But I thought that spirits like us are unable to get pregnant?" Whenever any mates mated in the spirit world, none ever gets pregnant, not even the females.

"Maybe its due to the fact that we're in the human world, not the spirit world when we mated." Sasuke explained, making me nod at his words. Sounds logical to me.

"I wonder if they're girls or boys."

"Hn...I'll bet three girls. Then I'll be able to shoo and threaten any guys who wants to date them. That will be so much fun." He said with a wide grin as he trailed off with ideas on how he's going to chase the guys away.

"I'll bet two girls and one boy."

"Loser will have to do anything the winner says for a whole day."

"Deal." He beamed brightly at me, making my heart flutter at the sight. He's going to be a great father to them. I just know it. "Shall we think of names?"

"Let's think of 3 names for each gender. I'll think of 2 girls name and one boy's while you think of two boys name and one girl's. We'll them select from the three from each gender when the time comes."

"Sounds good to me."

"Oh guys!" Iruka suddenly shouted, making us jump slightly at his outburst before turning towards him. "No sex until the kittens are born, Sasuke. It may harm the kittens." Iruka warned Sasuke seriously, causing him to stare at him with wide eyes.

"No sex?! I'll be sex deprived!" He whined, making Iruka chuckle at his reaction.

"You can always jerk off? I'll give you some catnip if you want?" He suggested, as if knowing what Sasuke's trying to say. Damn... perks of being a veterinarian.

Huffing disappointedly, he shook his head firmly at Iruka before walking back to my side as he wrapped his arm around my waist protectively. Damn... he's going to get so freaking protective from now onwards and everyone knows that it's true.

"I forbid you from running around or jumping from now onwards, Naruto." He said simply before nuzzling his nose against my mating mark. I knew he was going to say that... I just knew it.

"Like I didn't know that you're going to say that."

"Good boy."

"Teme."

"Dobe...my wonderful dobe who's daddy to our kits."

"You're so cheesy, Sasu."

"Only for you, my Naru." He said lovingly before placing a light kiss on my lips.

I can't wait to have my little kittens born. I bet they'll be very adorable.