“Yo, Iruka.” A silvered hair man entered the house as Iruka ran to welcome him. Is that Iruka’s boyfriend? I’ve got to say, Iruka has great taste. He’s hot.

“Hi Kakashi. Did you get the form?” Oh? This person is Kakashi? No wonder he kinda looks like our Kakashi back in the spirit world. The Kakashi in our world is a wolf spirit, the King’s right-hand man. He has a coat of silver fur which is all so smooth and silky. I loved how it felt under my paws.

“That’s all you ask when we finally get to meet after so long?” He pouted disappointedly as Iruka chuckled before tipping toes and placing a soft peck against his cheek.

“Does that make it up to you?”

“Maybe? It will be if I get one more-”

All eyes turned towards the kitchen where the sound of the crash came from, only to see Sasuke sitting on the dining table with a bored look on his face.

“Why did you push the cup down, Sasu?” I questioned him curiously as he shrugged lightly. He made a big mess on the floor...

“They’re annoying.” He simply said before leaping down the table elegantly and gently with a triumph look on his face.

“Y-You! I give up.” Iruka huffed irritatedly as Kakashi patted his back lightly. “Guys, meet my boyfriend, Kakashi.” So he is indeed Iruka’s boyfriend.

“I’m guessing that’s Sasuke and that’s... Naruko?” Kakashi pointed at me before pointing to Naruto.

“Wow… I didn’t know that it’s so obvious.” Iruka said with much sarcasm, making Kakashi roll his eyes at him.

“But are you sure that Naruko is really Naruko and not Naruto? The kiddo looks like a male to me.” Kakashi bent down to stare at me before stretching out his hand to scratch my neck area lightly, making me pur in delight. This feels so good!

“Not sure. Um… Kakashi?”

“Yeah?”

“H-How often d-do we ha...have s-sex?”

“Why are you asking that? Are you hinting that you’re in the mood now?” Kakashi said with a smirk, causing Iruka to go all flustered and blush 50 shades of red, like a tomato.

“W-What?! No! The form states here that they want to know about it. You see.” He showed the form to Kakashi as he pondered about it.

“Idiots.” Sasuke snorted at the scene at I tilted my head at him in confusion.

“What’s the matter, Sasu?”

“It’s nothing, dobe.” He grinned playfully at I scowled at him.

“Teme…”

“Just watch the show, dobe.”

“Hai…”

“Let’s see...we do it once on Mondays and Thursdays, twice on Tuesdays and Wednesdays while thrice on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays… so 15 times a week? Except for the past 2 weeks of course. Did they state per day or per week?”

Sigh...seems like both Kakashis are perverts...perverted to the core...maybe the seeds too.

“No… so I’ll just write 15 times per week?”

“Up to you. I don’t mind if you want to increase the number of times either.” Kakashi said deeply into Iruka’s ear before biting down on his earlobe seductively, making Iruka flush deep red.

“S-Stop that, K-Kakashi. T-The two are watching-” Iruka stuttered in embarrassment while Kakashi just ignored his words.

“Let them.” He growled huskily into Iruka’s ear before trailing kisses down his neck as he trapped him between the wall and his muscular frame. Damn… I feel like a third wheel here.

“Kakashi... St-Stop-”

Sasuke had flung a book at his back before anyone even knew it.

“Sasuke! Why did you do that?!”

“He won’t die from that.”

“Argh! F-Fuck!” Kakashi hissed in pain before turning around to shoot Sasuke a scary look. “You irritating...asshole of a pussy cat!” Kakashi growled at Sasuke in anger shining in his eyes but Sasuke just stared back at him unaffected, with the same bored look in his eyes, greatly pissing Kakashi off.

“Ehhhh?! I didn’t call you here to kill him, Kakashi.” Iruka said hurriedly before pulling kakashi who is only a few inch away from Sasuke, looking ready to turn him into a charcoal crepe.

“If its not to kill him, is it then to smother him with kisses?” He questioned Iruka with a pissed tone, making him scratch the side of his forehead awkwardly.

“Forgive him, kay? He’s Naruko’s mate after all.”

“Tch. You have bad taste, Naruko.” He commented disinterestedly, causing Sasuke to hiss at him loudly, indicating that he’s pissed. “Oh and now pussy cat is pissed. He must be all pent up inside. Tell me pussy, how long have you gone without releasing?”

My face flushed red at Kakashi’s threat towards Sasuke as Sasuke glared at him with cold and hard eyes, ready to pounce anytime from now. “Calm down, Sasu.”

“That fucking prick. How dare he say it like it’s normal. To make love to one is a sacred thing that one should only do with their mate.” He hisses sharply again when Kakashi taunted him once more.

“Don’t listen to him, okay? Calm down, Sasu.” Walking over to him on light footing, I rubbed my frame against his as he relaxed slightly before burrowing his face into my fur, inhaling my scent as if it’s the most intoxicating thing in this world.

“You smell exhilarating as usual… your scent never fails to calm me down.”

“That’s cause we’re true mates right?”

“Exactly.” With a smug look on his face, he smirked at Kakashi, as if mocking him back.

I have a feeling that these two won’t get along well.