I am breaking in. Not literally. I am hypothetically breaking in. I do have the entry passcode but not her approval. Does that count as trespassing one's property? Why am I even thinking of that now? I am pissed at the way my brain wanders in all the wrong places at all the wrong times.

I enter the code. Peep. What?

What?

What?

How can I possibly get this wrong?

I never get numbers wrong!

Maybe she changed it.

But why? She never caught me looking.

Maybe it's a glitch?

Try again.

Peep.

Shit.

Then someone opens the door.