"Do I have to break her nose now?" I asked.

Y/n chuckled. "No, I probably could've handled the situation better, I mean I didn't even talk to her about it."

I scoffed. "Still she knows how she's been acting and what you were trying to say," turning my head that was resting on her stomach I met her eyes. "Next time you see her bring it up Y/n, don't sugarcoat shit."

She nodded and placed a Dorito in her mouth. "Yeah I will," Dorito bits flew out of her mouth as she talked.

"Ew don't talk with food in your mouth." I sat up wiping my face.

"Sorry Jazzy." She smiled.

Damn that cute ass smile. Rolling my eyes I got off the bed and walked towards my bathroom. "No your not."

I heard her get up and follow me. "Your right," she said leaning against the bathroom doorway.

Looking at her I sighed. "I'm not going to kill myself or anything, you don't have to follow me everywhere I go."

She pouted. "I just want to be around you."

I bit my lip trying to hide my smile. "Since when?"

"Um since forever, duh," she rolled her eyes and came to stand behind me in front of the mirror. "Damn, I still look good even after a three hour nap."

I laughed out loud. "That's the best joke I've ever heard."

She smacked her lips and leaned forward connecting our eyes. "Don't lie to yourself Jazzy."

Turning around to face her I smirked. "Have you ever known me to lie?"

She looked up with a thinking face. "Hmmm, yup."

I crossed my arms. "Enlighten me."

She looked back down at me. "Just now."

"Was that really a lie?" I raised a brow.

She frowned. "Of course it was, I always look good."

I won't lie, Y/n is pretty damn good looking but, who am I to admit that? "Y/n your breath stinks and your really close to my face, back up," I placed my hand on her stomach and pushed her back.

"Hold on," she grabbed my wrist pulling me back into her. "You never confirmed nor denied wether I'm good looking."

"Didn't I though?" I smiled up at her.

A smile started to spread on her face as she intertwined our fingers. "No you didn't, just tell me how sexy I am and I'll let you pee or whatever."

I glanced at our hands. "Do you really want me to lie?"

She shook her head. "Nope tell the truth."

I leaned up until our noses brushed against each others. "You look like a goblin with good ass hair no..." I trailed off and quickly glanced at her lips. "You look like the love child of Gollum and Pepper."

She frowned. "Okay, I know Gollum is from The Hobbit but, who the hell is Pepper?"

"Seriously?" I scoffed leaning back. "American Horror Story, the asylum season."

She shrugged. "You probably would've hurt my feelings if I ever watched American Horror Story."

I smacked her chest. "You've never watched AHS?"

She flinched and rubbed her chest. "No asshole."

"Oh my- Evan Peters?" I asked.

She nodded slowly. "Yes?"

"You fucking uncultured swine." I said.

"Watch your damn motherfucking language." She glared at me.

I laughed. "Shut up Y/n I'm scolding you."

"Ohhh kinky." She mumbled.

"No it's not." I frowned.

"Yes it is." She nodded.

"How?" I asked.

"You know those guys who like to get their balls stepped on during like, sex?" She asked.

I nodded. "Yeah."

"Well that's like a whole fucking job, guys pay you to treat them like shit by smacking them, causing them humiliating pain, and sometimes even peeing on them." She said.

"So scolding is apart of that fetish?" I asked.

"For some, yes." She nodded.

Wow, you learn something new everyday.

Shaking my head I chuckled softly. "What the fuck are we talking about?"

She laughed. "I have no clue, we're not high right now are we?"

"Ugh don't bring up being high around me I haven't smoked in months, anyways we have to binge watch the whole show." I pulled her out of my bathroom.

"Huh, what show?" She asked.

"Um..." I paused trying to remember what we were talking about before we started our weird ass conversation. "Oh, AHS." I pushed her onto my bed.

"Look you couldn't even remember, what if I don't want to watch it?" She laid back.

"I don't care what you want, we're watching it all." I sat next to her.

She groaned. "Can we at least get more snacks?"

"Ugh your so needy." I whined.

"I know you not fucking talking." She sat up.

"Oh but I am," I tilted my head. "Do we have a problem?"

She smirked and went to reply but was cut off by her phone ringing. She sighed and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

I got up and when she looked at me I flipped her off, walked out of my room, and down the stairs. Let's get some snacks for my Dino. Opening the freezer I pulled out the cheesecake I bought just for her and then paused. I turn into such a love sick puppy when it comes to her. I literally went out of my way and bought five full cheesecakes just for her.

Shaking my head I sat the cheesecake down and walked towards the cabinets. I wish I fell in love with her instead of Quincy, life would be so much simpler. Y/n is literally every girls dream I was just too blinded by Quincy to notice her and now I'm left with a broken heart.

"Jazzy!" Y/n yelled rushing downstairs. "Can we cancel the- oof." She tripped on the last step and fell face first onto the floor.

"Oh my God Y/n are you okay?" I rushed towards her and snickered.

"Ugh yeah." She groaned and sat up.

I grabbed her cheeks and looked around her face. "Okay your good."

"I just said that." She rubbed her forehead.

"Right." I let out a long breath which eventually turned into a laugh.

She rolled her eyes and pushed me away. "I knew that was coming."

I fell onto my back and held my stomach. "I'm sorry you just-" I laughed harder. "You looked so scared and that came out of nowhere."

She let out a soft chuckle. "It's not funny."

I gasped and my eyes flew open. "Oh my God this just reminded me of that time when we started to-"

"No!" She covered my mouth. "I know what your going to say and I don't wanna hear it."

I grabbed her wrist and moved her hand. "But that was the cutest shit ever, remember you had that crush on me?"

She blushed. "If I remember the story then yes, I remember my crush."

I sat up smiling. "Man, I should still be teasing you about that."

"Really?" She raised a brow. "I could still be teasing you about the fact that you had sex with me."

I laughed. "The fact that you could tease me about sleeping with you says a lot."

She scoffed. "Nu uh."

"Yeah." I said.

She bit her lip a looked down. "Well I'm not embarrassed because-"

"Because you got your little pee pee wet by someone as sexy as me." I teased.

She looked me up and down. "First of all your only a five on a good day." I hummed.

"Secondly I'm bigger than average so don't ever try me again," she did a head roll. "And finally don't ever interrupt me again."

"Or else?" I tilted my head.

"Interrupt me again and you'll-"

"Or else?" I cut her off smiling.

She bit her lip and held up three fingers. "Three..." she trailed off.

"Ohhh I'm shaking in my big girl panties." I chuckled.

"Two." She said putting down a finger.

I quickly stood up. "You won't do shit."

"One." She quickly jumped up and I sprinted upstairs.

"Y/n if you pull me down the fucking stairs I'll kill you!" I yelled glancing behind me to see her following close behind.

"I told you not to interrupt me." She yelled as I made it to my room and shut the door in her face.

Locking it I laughed. "Well now you can't do anything about it."

"Jazzy open the door, I swear I won't-"

"Shut up." I cut her off smiling.

"Oooo you trying me." She growled out.

I gasped. "Are you about to wolf out?"

She let out a howl and I laughed sitting against the door. "Headass."

"Are you not gonna unlock the door?" She asked.

I hummed. "Are you going to hurt me?"

"I would never dream of it." She said.

My heart fluttered and I rolled my eyes at her corniness. "Fine I'll open the door but only because I left half of the snacks downstairs."

Standing back up and unlocking the door I slowly pulled it open.

"Hi." She stood there smiling.

"Hey." I replied.

She rocked back and forward. "How was your day?"

I chuckled. "It was great you know I got cheated on so that's a plus."

Her eyes widened. "Can we joke about it now because I have sooo many jokes."

I glared at her. "No, only I can joke about it right now."

"But, didn't I make you happy?" She asked.

You always make me happy

"Kind of, majority of it was due to the snacks." I shrugged.

"Hey I'll take it," she walked closer to me a pouted. "One joke?"

I shook my head. "No."

"Please." She whispered.

I let out a dramatic sigh and nodded. "Fine."

She whooped and threw up her arms. "Finally, I've been holding these in all day."

"Yeah yeah hurry up." I crossed my arms.

She lowered her arms and bit her lip. "Ummm..."

"Really?" I asked.

She scratched the back of her neck and made eye contact with me. "I-I forgot them."

I closed my eyes and bit my lip to stop myself from cooing. "Your a idiot."

"No, I just have horrible memory," she sighed. "Damn, I was laughing at my jokes all day."

I nodded and opened my eyes. "Sad, now let's start AHS."

She snapped her fingers. "Nope, remember how I ran downstairs and fell."

I laughed. "Oh yeah didn't that happen like a year ago?"

She nodded. "I'm surprised you remember, anyway I got a call from Kayla asking me to pick up Dog so..." she trailed off. "Want to go with me to pick up my son?"

"Hell yeah I do." I nodded excitedly and turned grabbing Y/n's sweater off of my bed and pulling it over my camisole.

"No Jasmine, you have 14 pairs of my sweaters and not just sweaters, socks, sweatpants, and underwear, which I don't even want to know how you got." She said.

"Oh I went through your drawer one day and found these Superman boxers that I was going to buy from Walmart so I thought why not just take yours and like three more." I shrugged and pulled on some pants.

"What if I had AIDS or pubic lice?" She asked.

"Then you'd be dead." I turned to her.

"But that would be your fault because you-" she stopped and held up her hands. "Whatever, your not having that sweater."

I snuggled into her Jorgen sweater and pouted. "But I'm heart broken."

"Oh you bitch." She mumbled.

I sniffed. "This sweater smells like you and you make me feel better so you can't take it from me."

She rolled her eyes. "No need to lie you know you can fucking keep it, let's go."

Who said anything about lying?

"Ha pussy." I smacked her butt and ran downstairs.

"I really hate you!" She yelled from upstairs.

I love you more Dino.

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