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Okay Baby girl Let take a picture Mani said
Normani Lauren said
What!?
Her Party Start's at 4:00 it's 3:30 why she anit dressed Lauren asked
Because She was Napping Mani said
Get her dressed Lauren said Laughing
Okay Melody Smile for mommy Mani said
Yeah Okay now we can get dressed mani said
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Look at all that Ass Dinah said to mani
Mama Melody said Hugging her
What the hell did you do to your hair Mani said
I cut a Touch up And my Ends cut Dianh said
Why Mani said in shock
I looked pretty damn Dinah said taking a picture
I Agree But Dinah the Blonde was All you Mani said
Well Black hair is me now
Hi Mommy Jordan said
Who the Fuck cut your hair Mani said
Mama let ms.Ana do it He said
Ms.Ana the Bitxh who be Flirting with you Mani said
Oh look at the time Come on kids let get down stairs It's party time Dinah said Picking up Melody
This isn't over Dinah Imma kick yo ass for cutting my kids hair She said
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Man you Must be anit hitting That Right Ty Said
What you mean Dinah said
If you Trying to get a Baby in her you to do it right YG said Laughing with Ty
She can't have kids Dinah said Sitting down
Sorry Dinah we didn't know-
Nah Man it Cool we Happy With Jordan and Melody I just put my name in Melody Adoption Paper's
and me an Mani just put our Name on Jordan's Adoption Paper's So yeah we good Dinah said
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Mani come on we waiting no you Lauren said
Lo nun of my Clothes are fit Mani said
Well maybe you just gained a Few pounds Lauren said
More than That lauren Something is really wrong I'm Tired All the time my feet hurt and my Lower Back Is in pain and I'm hungry Mani said
Kinda sounds like Your Pregnant Lauren said
Haha funny But you know I can get pregnant She said putting on some Jeans
Ugh I still look fat Mani said
Where Lauren said
Aye y'all coming down Dianh said
Dinah be honest I'm fat right Mani said
No Babe-
Fuck you both just Like to lie to me Mani said going down stairs
What the hell just Happened Dinah asked
Nothing mani Pregnant Lauren said
"How you know"
Trust me I know Lauren said Going down stairs
What is wrong with these women to day Dinah said to her self
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