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Morning guys mani said
Morning your in s happy mood Ty said
Yes Why Lauren asked
I can't be happy Mani said
Your never this happy in the morning last time You could like this Is Back in college When you got Some-
Good morning Friend's Such A Nice morning isn't Dinah said
Dinah you Dick her down didn't you Lauren asked
We did a Lot more than that Dinah said Rapping her arm's around Normani
Oh and Lauren The Answer is yes Mani said
To what?
To Keeping Jordan for you Mani said
I made her change her mind Dinah said
Why don't we do that anymore Ty said
Because-
Mommy Your phone bus Broken again Alex said
Alexander what did you do And I thought you went with grama for the week Lauren said
She dropped him off this morning Mani said
Mommy Up melody said to Mani
Me too Jordan said
I see that her arm is going back color
Lauren said
Yeah.. You think they will get Along Mani said
I think so Dinah said
More please Ty and mick said
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Jordan sit still Dinah said
No! Mommy said don't cut my hair he said
I'm not cutting all of it Just some Look I'll get mine cut two How about that Dinah said
No He said
I'll buy you a new Outfit Dinah said
Okay cut it He said
Now smile so I can take Your before Picture Dianh said
No He said Looking at her
Fine with you little Yellow ass Dinah said and Snapped the picture
You Light skin to He said
hush up and let this Lady cut yo Hair Dinah said
I can't believe I'm doing this My beautiful Blonde hair
Thank you Ms.Ana How much do I owe you Dinah asked
Nothing With you Young girls Get cuter and Cuter by the Minute And your Married this young she said
Yeah I am and I'm not that Young I'm 26 and your not old 45 looks good on you Dinah said Putting on her Hoodie
Thank you Dinah I'll see you Later she said opening her door
Where we going now Mama Jordan asked
To buy Clothes and get your sister a Gift
She is To damn Fine Ms.ana said
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I like this Outfit Dinah Said
Me to You should get I will this one He Said
I already paid four yours So of course you will Donate said
Now Let's go your Mommy going to be mad We late your sister party startin in An Hour
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