"Tch, narcissist much? Why the hell would she go as you for Halloween?"

"Boo! That's boring!" Atsumu rolled his eyes. "Why don't we all just go as the incredibles or something. You can be Mrs. Incredible because of your... well.. your ass"

Sakusa suggested. "Or maybe men in black and she could be the Alien"

"Wait that's actually so good!" Atsumu nodded "but I wanted Omi and I to cosplay team rocket while she could be Meowth"

"What about us?" Asked shoyo and Bokuto

"I don't know... you guys could just go as shrek and donkey or something"

"Gee... thanks" frowned the ginger. "But I wanna match with Cupcake"

"First of all; you don't get to call her cupcake" Hissed the father "second. I'm matching with her because she's my kid"

"We're all raising her so that doesn't count" Sakusa cut in.

"I too, would like to match with (Y/n) for Halloween" Added Wakatoshi as he raised his hand.

"How long has he been here?" Whispered Sakusa

It was 3 days left until Halloween and the men were still in a dilemma.

Well, let's go back a few days and see how the whole ordeal started.

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Heck- even Kenma on Fridays.

She was basically pulling Sakusa to her class as she was excited to go back and see her friends like she hadn't already seen them the day before.

"Alright now, (Y/n) make sure you eat your-"

"Bye!" She yelled literally sprinting into the classroom.

"Oh.. uh. Okay."

As the little girl waltzed into class she was stunned. The classroom was completely different from what she remembered. There were orange pumpkins with faces everywhere, orange streamers and their name-tags had stickers with ghosts and witches.

"Whoa...." She exhaled "what's all this?" She said to no-one in particular.

"It's for Halloween, silly" her friend said from behind her as the other kids were walking into the classroom. "I think it's on Saturday!" She shrugged pulling her friend to their desk.

"Halloween? What's a Halloween?" Asked (Y/n).

"Eh?! (Y/n)-Chan doesn't know what Halloween is?!" Yelled some random kid getting everyone else's attention.

"You don't know what Halloween is?!"

"Eh?! Really?!"

"So you've never gone trick-or-treating!?"

"Do you live under a rock?"

The little girl slumped in her seat, feeling hot from embarrassment. It seemed like everyone else seemed to know what this 'Halloween' thing was except her. She felt stupid.

"What's got you all so loud this morning?" The teacher asked, approaching the crowded desk. Koushi was used to the kids gathering at that particular table because Mina was an absolute talkative and she always had fun stories to tell. But something was off, all the attention was on (Y/n). 'Huh. That's new' He thought.

"Teacher Koushi! (Y/n) doesn't know what Halloween is!" A kid yelled.

"So? Leave her alone!" Eijiro yelled back.

"But- that means she doesn't get to-"

"Alright, alright, simmer down Kids" Koushi sighed, not wanting this to escalate further, he could already see the embarrassment on the little girls face. "Alright guys, how about some carpet time?" He suggested.

At that the kids cheered, hopping off their seats to the carpet. They loved carpet time. Koushi sat on his chair while the kids sat on the carpet. "Remember, this is a safe space, so we remember to be nice to everyone, okay?"

"Okay!" They all chorused.

"So if someone doesn't know about something, we don't make fun of them. What do we do instead?" He asked.

"Oh! I know" a kid announced raising his hand.

"What, Taro-Kun?"

"We... uh.. we teach them about it?"

"Exactly." Nodded the proud teacher. "So if (Y/n)-Chan hasn't celebrated Halloween before, we just have to teach her about it" He explained "alright does anyone wanna go first?" He asked the kids.

"Well you put on cool costumes." One started.

"And you go to people's houses and get candy!" Another added.

"And you say 'Trick or treat' whenever you knock on people's doors!"

Thus turning into a sweet moment where (Y/n) finally learnt what Halloween was, the kids exchanged all their Knowledge on this holiday and this got the girl all fired up. She was definitely going to go Trick or treating.

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"We're caught in traffic. Relax"

"The school isn't even that far, I drove passed after practice and the roads are completely free"

"Well there was a car accident"

"I don't even hear any-

"Uncle Kenma look!"

"Is that my Cupacake? Give her the phone let me-

"Oh shit there's someone flashing on the road gottacoverhereyesgottagobye"

"Stop it! I know you're ly-"

"Who was that?" Asked the Kid.

"Oh nobody important, now come on let's get you into your cosplay" Smiled the brunette. "Oh wow look at you! Adorable!" He smiled clapping his hands.

"Are we really gonna match for Halloween Uncle-Kenma?" She asked again running up to him. "Did daddy say yeah?"

"Of course he did" Nodded uncle kenma.

Of course he didn't. Kenma was a Freaking liar.

"You'd make a perfect Nezuko" Kenma added as he adjusted the small pink hairtie on her head.

Kenma was already in his Tanjiro cosplay, he figured if he got her all gassed up for Halloween, she'd most definitely want to go trick-or-treating with him rather than anyone else.

"So remember, Cupca-

"Um... what's going on?" Asked a confused as hell Kuroo. Man was just coming back from a long day at work and walked in on Kenma and (Y/n) in some sort of cosplay he wasn't familiar with.

"Oh good. You're here, mind getting a few shots of us?" Asked Kenma.

"Isn't she supposed to be home? Her dad's been blowing up my phone" He said taking the Polaroid from kenma "and um...what are you wearing."

"Don't worry about that. Just take the photos quickly before Papa-Bear shows up any moment from now.

Damn it" Hissed Kenma.

"KENMA I KNOW YOURE IN HERE I CAN SEE YOUR CAR IN THE GARAGE"

"Kenma, I think it's time you returned the kid."

"What? No! I wanted us to do a special stream today!" Whined the shorter male.

"Is that daddy outside?"

"KENMA"

"Damn it. I never get to have any fun" whined the man, trudging to the door to open it.

"What?"

"Don't what me. Where's (Y/n)?!"

"I dropped her off at-"

"Bullshit. That's her backpack right there" Bokuto rolled his eyes, barging into the house "Cupcake? Where are you?!"

"Hi daddy!" The girl ran into the living room twirling around in her outfit "look! I'm Nezuko!" She announced.

"You look beautiful baby" he picked her up.

"Uncle Kenma said we can match"

"Huh? Don't you wanna match with daddy instead?"

"Uh-"

"No. Me. You wanna match with Kenma right?" Kenma butt in.

"No- she's matching with ME"

"No ME!"

At this point the men were (this) close to beating the shit out of eachother. Bokuto was too enveloped by his competitive spirit to even realize that Kuroo had taken the kid to his car and driven her home.

"Just imagine how adorable she'd look in demon slayer cosplay!"

"You know what- how about we just let her choose" the father exhaled "Cupcake who do you wanna-"

"....where is (Y/n)?"

"Uh... I thought she was with you."

"She was but..."

"You know, you're a shitty ass parent" The bleach-blonde shook his head.

"What- no I'm not!"

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"So... cupcake, all you have to do is pick the one you want to wear" Shoyo explained pointing at the various Halloween costumes on the bed. Namely;

The girl was lost in thought. This had to be the decision of a lifetime. This costume would determine the outcome of tonight.

All the men had already gathered this evening for the girl to make her choice.

"Don't you wanna go as meowth, Cupcake?" Asked Atsumu.

"Hey! Don't sway her. She has to choose herself" the father nagged "so... wanna go as... Daddy?"

"Mm...no thank you" she shrugged turning away from the man's jersey, crossing him off the list as he collapsed onto the floor, dramatic as ever.

"How about a fairy princess?"

"Or princess peach?"

"Nope."

"Alright.... It's time to choose, (Y/n)." Kenma exhaled shakily. It was the moment of truth. What would the final verdict be?

The little girl stared at the 3 costumes left on the bed, doing some serious 4 year old thinking "umm.... How about...."

"Thi-

"Good evening everyone. I'm sorry I'm late, I had to run some errands after work" Announced a tired Akaashi strolling into the kid's bedroom.

"Maji-man!" She yelled hopping of the bed to hug the man.

"Maji-man?" Kenma muttered "from that kid's cartoon with the pink spandex?"

"(Y/n) have you picked your Halloween costume yet?" Asked Akaashi, bending down to give her a hug.

"Mhm! I just did!"

"Huh?"

"What did she choose?"

"Cupcake who do you want to go as for Halloween?"

"I want us to go as Maji-squad!" She announced.

Now, what's Maji-Squad you ask? It's the superhero team from our protagonist's favorite cartoon. Aka a group of 4 men in spandex suits of assorted colors. Not to mention their trusty informant Miss Maji.

"And I'll be Miss maji! And everyone else can be part of the squad" she explained.

"Uh...'I think I'm gonna pass on this one." Kenma cleared his throat.

"I too, would like to pass on this one. I don't think I have the courage to go out in....spandex" Wakatoshi added.

"Something came up princess, we've gotta go" Lied kenma, Kissing the kid's forehead as himself and Wakatoshi basically made a run for it.

"It's okay! Maybe next time. I'll save you some candy" she waved.

"Um...there's 5 of us... and 4 Members of the Maji-Squad" muttered Atsumu "which means... one of us won't put on the costume..."

"Well... I'm her father so it only makes sense if I don't-"

"Shut up Bokuto, it's already inevitable that you're a part of this." Hissed Sakusa

"Damn it."

"And Akaashi looks exactly like Maji-man which makes that 2/4 already" added Shoyo.

"I-I never agreed to-"

"Shoyo, you're the third" Bokuto stated.

"Eh?! Why me?!"

"You're the youngest" Shrugged Atsumu.

"What?! That's not fair- I don't wanna-"

"So... who goes last....."

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Atsumu. It was Atsumu.

There they were, 4 grown men in spandex, Akaashi in Pink, Bokuto in blue, Shoyo in Orange, Atsumu in green, little (Y/n) in her cute purple spy outfit plus Sakusa in his normal clothes. Boy, it was a sight indeed.

As they walked down the streets, with red tints decorating their cheeks to their ears. They were pointed at, whistled at, heck even cat-called.

But this was a small price to pay for the happiness of the small child. She was having the time of her life. she didn't understand much of it but the Halloween decorations and the other children running and screaming for joy made her smile from ear to ear.

"Daddy can we go get candy now?!" She asked excitedly.

"Sure sweetheart, why don't you pick the first house we go to?" Suggested the father as she nodded, running towards the nearest house.

"I-I would like to leave" Akaashi whispered covering his crotch with the small pumpkin bucket.

"Me too." Shoyo added.

"Remember guys this is for our (Y/n). Nothing more, nothing less" Atsumu tried to encourage them as a car drove passed them.

"Damn! Tight ass greenie!" Whistled a bunch of women in the car pointing at Atsumu. One even threw a lollipop at him.

"On second thought, I'd like to leave."

"Walk faster" yelled the kid hopping up and down on the porch.

"Alright. Let's get this over with" huffed Shoyo. This was definitely going to be online the next day and he was dreading every moment.

Sakusa on the other hand was having a blast. He made sure to take multiple candid photos for blackmail, he saw how irritated they looked and that put a smile on his face. The icing on the cake was their total disdain for the material they were wearing, it seemed uncomfortable. There was just something about their pained expression that put a smile on his face.

"Alright Cupcake, just ring the door-bell"

"Oh why hello th- Oh- Oh my.." the woman gaped at the group of men. Plus child. "Well aren't you a.... Colorful bunch..."

"Give me candy!" The girl yelled, holding up her candy sack.

"Oh no, remember what we taught you (Y/n), Try again" Akaashi shook his head as the old woman giggled.

"Um.... Give me candy....Please?" She tilted her head.

"No- One more time Cupcake.. remember Trick or..."

"Treat! Trick or treat!" She remembered.

"Good job Soldier" Nodded Sakusa, like a proud uncle.

"Good job, sweetheart. So who are you dressed as?" She asked pouring loads of candy into the girls sack.

"I'm Miss Maji, and that's Maji-Orange, Maji-Green, Maji-Blue and our leader Maji-Man" she explained pointing at the group. "And that's Boss!"

"Oh... well Good for you dearie. What... Unique costumes" she nodded slowly.

"Okay! Bye!" She waved the lady goodbye running over to the next house.

It was hell climbing up on peoples porches I'm spandex but luckily as a tolddler (Y/n) tired out after 6 houses and they went home.

The not-so-good news was the fact that some pictures of some MSBY black Jackals had gone viral, can you guess which ones?