*Aiden Rose Cullen*

There was a loud zip from the trees as Renessmee walked down the path from the Cullen's house. Her long brown hair flew in the wind and light sprinkle of rain.

She searched around for her keys, patting her pockets and searching her bag. Suddenly, there was a shuffle in the tree above her making huge raindrops pour down on her. She looked up seething.

"Goddamnit! AIDEN!" The full blown laughter from the trees informed her that her guess was correct.

"Come hunt with me." The teenage boy asked laying across his branch. His pearly whites gleamed as there was the low rumble of thunder.

"I'm gonna be late for school. Give me my keys!"

"I don't wanna." He said swinging the keys on his finger before taking off.

"Ugh!" The hybrid heard behind him before her rapid footsteps sped towards him.

"Catch me, Ne Ne!" He yelled throwing his left hand into the air and jumping into the trees.

Nessie growled jumping on him as he hit the ground showing that she had her father's speed.

"Where is it!" She pried his hands open before patting down his pants.

"Whatever do you mean?" He said innocently.

"Hey!" They heard Emmett yell, "What's going on?"

"Ne Ne is molesting me!" Aiden tattled smirking like a mischievous child.

"He stole my keys and hid them somewhere!" She growled stomping towards him.

"Aiden?"

"I don't even have them!"

"You hid them! Dick head!" Renessmee snarled pushing Emmett over. Aiden screamed as she tackled him.

"Rose, Help!" Emmett cried as the ferocious hybrids overpowered him easily. The blonde woman instantly rushed in between them. Renessmee attempted to throw punches in between her blonde aunt.

"Where is the key, Aiden?"

"Up the tree about 5 feet from the cliff edge." He huffed pouting, "I just wanna hang out with you."

"Thank you but no thanks.." Renessmee stuck her tongue out and jumped up the cliff.

"You shouldn't taunt her. She has her mother's strength and her father's speed."

"She also has Jacob. Too OP, she needs to be nerfed" He said chuckling.

"You are trying to get killed..." Emmett shook his head.

"Creative suicide." He joked before shaking his head, "In all actuality,I just love teasing my niece. She has the best reactions besides my mom and Kate."

"You are not gonna survive past 30 messing with those 3." Rose giggled shaking her head.

"Rosie..." He whined snuggling her.

"Aiden...." She whined in the same voice before kissing his forehead, "You and Carlisle share an uncanny resemblance in hair without even trying."

"Ewww... Don't compare me to the old man." He wiped his forehead and ran away.

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Later that night

"Carlisle! Get your son!" Destiny called as the teenager seemed to be innocently laying on the counter, "He's plotting something."

"I'm just laying here!"

"You have mischief in your- AHH!" Destiny screamed jumping on the counter and knocking over all the dishes.

Aiden looked down unfazed by the snake on the floor, "Mom, he's a grass snake- I DON'T CARE, AIDEN!"

"What happened?" Everyone came downstairs and laughed as the snake escaped out into the patio.

"You are a vampire, Mom!"

"I could be fucking God and I still wouldn't fuck with snakes!"

"Snakes are adorable." Destiny snorted.

"No, Carlisle is adorable. Snakes crawled straight from hell."

"Really, Mom. Stop being a wuss- Ow!" He cried as she hit in him the head with a wooden spoon. The speghetti sauce splattered over his face as he pouted.

"You have a real problem with pranking people and upsetting your mother." Carlisle stated simply.

"You have a real problem with thinking with your second head." He retorted snickering.

"Aiden!"

"What second head?" Carlisle looked at her in confusion.

"I-" Destiny sighed looking down in embarrassment, "He has you there."

Edward laughed shaking his head and Bella rolled her eyes. Suddenly the door slammed open.

"Where's my favorite sibling!" A sing song voice chirped.

"Allie!!!" Aiden jumped in her arms happily. Alice fell over laughing.

"You're heavy."

"I'm perfectly average weight!"

"For a hippo." Aiden held his hand over his chest in offense at Alice's words.

"What is average for a hippo?" Bella asked looking it up on her phone.

"4,000 pounds." Everyone looked at Renessmee, "What? I had a science project on them."

"Dick heads." Aiden muttered only to be hit with another wooden spoon.

"No cursing in the house." Destiny stated cleaning the broken glass from the floor.

"But you do!"

"I'm an adult. You are 7."

"Mom, that's so unfair. I'll never be an adult!" Aiden gestured to his 17 year old body.

"Suck it up until you move out." Jasper said reading a book in the living room.

"Duck heads."

"Better."

"Love you, Mom." He said mockingly

"Help me clean this up and maybe, I'll return the love." She said playfully throwing him a pan.

"Renee is coming over, right?" Aiden asked as he caught it and sped over to the rack to hang it up. Destiny flicked his head pointing to the sink.

"Yes." Bella replied as he rinsed the pan.

"I wanna watch Drake and Josh." Renessmee chirped turning on the tv.

Everyone began watching the brothers get into shenanigans as there was a knock on the door.

"I thought I would follow Renee over to make sure she got here safe." Leah said bluntly.

"Hey, Leah!" The woman shivered before walking quickly from the house. Renessmee laughed at Aiden before he walked out.

"Aiden..." His mother sighed before shaking her head.

"Oh... I forgot. Sensitive subject." Nessie looked at her grandma, "Hi, Renee."

"You've gotten so big." The two hugged, "I heard Charlie got remarried."

"Yea, he's Leah and Seth's step dad, now." She explained walking towards the table.

"I wonder why Charlie never married you. Bella said you were a good match." Renee said softly sitting down as she looked at Destiny.

"Just weren't meant for each other. He was old enough to be my father." Renessmee choked trying to snort at her statement.

"You graduated from father to great great grandfather." Carlisle glared playfully at the hybrid as she put her hands up in surrender.

"Why doesn't anyone else eat? I don't want to be rude."

"Mom-" Destiny held up a finger to Bella.

"Don't worry about being rude." The platinum blonde said pouring her a glass of wine. The burgundy liquid swirled around as the human raised her eyebrow in confusion.

"Grandma, we're vampires. All of us. Well except Jacob and Leah.... Oh, and Seth-" Nessie stated finally.

"RENESSMEE!"

To be continued......

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*Renessmee Carlie Cullen*