《S.E.X.T.I.N.G. (Jyler)》SHIRTS n' BONERS
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is it today?
my calendar clearly says today's my babygirl's 18th birthday!
the world has had the most beautiful, sexy, innocent, pretty, clever girl since whatever day was 6642 days ago.
FUCK IT! I'M HELLA LEGAL IN MANY COUNTRIES!
not in my country... but in many others. ð
one day my sugar daddy should take me to México where I'm (thank God) legal and I can lose my shit.
losing my shit = getting sooooo drunk.
So... my little princess's got a thing for alcohol. ð
I still think you're a cutie, though. â¥ï¸
thanks, daddy. ðâ¥ï¸ we both know I am.
Message delivered at 7:46am.
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If you wanted to ignore me... ð
Message delivered at 7:50am.
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bullshit.
NO, BABY, DONT GET MAD.
Message delivered at 7:51am.
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babygoooooorl. ð
I'm so so so sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
lemme explain to you what's going on. It's embarrassing but ok.
I'm late for school, but go ahead. I'll read your message when I have time.
I know you are going to laugh at me or be disgusted... but the fact that you are not reading this right now makes it less embarrassing.
so... I'm having a job interview today. ð¬ My best friend found a corporation that's looking for workers. The thing here is that I was a little late but I was ready to go, just thought I could message you before leaving... and then my dick decided it was a great moment to stand up without any advice. So now I'm VERY late but I don't want to go out having a boner.
there's always the cold water option but I wanted to share my nightmare with you first... so the reason I wasn't answering your texts was because: I was taking pictures of my boner. ð
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srry.
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3:35pm.
OMG I'M TOTALLY MAD RIGHT NOW. ð¡
sorry again.
I haven't even read your messages. It's Ashley, I swear I hate her so much!
she acted like a total bitch today. She embarrassed me in front of the whole goddamn class!!!
are you ok, baby? ð is there something this big boy can do for her little princess? I want you to be the happiest today. â¥ï¸
SHE FUCKING BOUGHT ME A DADDY KINK T-SHIT. I TRUSTED HER MY SECRET AND NOW THE WHOLE CLASS THINK I'M A WHORE THAT SLEEPS WITH RANDOM OLD MEN FOR MONEY! AND THE WORST PART IS THAT I AM NOT!
I'm a virgin. I don't even get to enjoy my slut reputation because I'm not a slut. If I was a slut at least I could be like: everyone thinks the worst of me but at least it's true and I get to have orgasms every day of my fucking lucky life. ð
a t-shirt? ð¯
Senior year...in a couple of months you won't see them anymore. Don't worry about whatever bullshit they say, baby. ðâ¥ï¸
at least you liked the shirt? Let your daddy see it. ð¤¤
nope.
you won't see no shit.
pleaseeeee. ð
show me your boner, then.
I don't have a boner now. ð I'm chilling on my bed. It's cold outside. My dick's freezing.
just kidding. ð
but... on the other hand...
OH MY GOD, you actually sent that to me. ð¯ð³
wow. Ok.
your turn. ð
Delivered at 3:40pm.
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I knew it. ð
Geez, chill. I was taking the picture. ð
It's not easy when you're home alone and need to position your phone between two pillows to take a photo. ð
Even if I wasn't alone. I wouldn't ask my mom to take a photo of me with my daddy kink t-shit to send it to my sugar daddy. ðð
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I expected something actually kinky.
that shit looks cute on your pretty body.
Although... I would fuck you in that shirt. ð¤·ââï¸ cute but sexy.
for God's sake. You won't miss a single opportunity... ð
the shirt wasn't the main problem, Ashley bragging about me turning you on by wearing the goddamn shirt was what impressed everyone else.
one day you'll be daily wearing kinky clothes... and you're gonna love it. ðð¦
Really, don't worry about those hoes. Today's your birthday and I'll find a way to give you a present. ð
a present?
I got you one. May I have your address, princess? Or a place I can deliver the package? â¥ï¸
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