Sorry, I'm not here to chat or anything... actually, I'm about to delete this account. 😳😳😳

And pleaseeee, don't type 'ur', it's kinda cringy. 😖

Message delivered 4:34pm.

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why?

why what? Me deleting this account or my cringing over the misspelled word: "ur"?

both, gooorl. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Message delivered 4:36pm.

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stop ignoring my fckin messages, gooorl. 😡💔

Sorry!!! I was eating my sandwich. 🥪

Anyways... my dumbass best friend thinks I need to chill and find myself a sex partner or something. 🙄🖕I mean, fuck that.

And I don't know, it just doesn't feel right. I don't like 'UUUUUR'. 😂

and don't you think she might be right? 😏 Who doesn't like to fuck?

me.

not even with someone hot? 😯

anyway... don't delete your account. You can find good friends in here. Also hot friends in here. 😏

are you tryina' flirt with me? 😳😳😳 (awkward)

depends on if: 1)Do you have a nice ass? 2)Do you want me to?

what the hell? I'm a 17 year old virgin... of course I don't want you to flirt with me. 🤯

you're pretty young. 🤭

I'm turning 18 next month. 🤷‍♀️

in that case...

STOP IT, JOEY TRIBBIANNI 😂😂😂

you misspelled that, baby. 😉♥️

geez, don't call me that. 🙈😳 it makes me uncomfortable to be called 'baby' by a 60 year old grandpa.

excuse you? 😂 I'm 28.

see, babe?

That's just a picture of a hot dude you probably downloaded from Google. 🙄 I'm not stupid.

Also, why in a suit?

I wanted you to notice how sexy I look wearing a tie. 😏😉

I swear that's me!!! I'm not a creepy ancient. 💔

Then send another picture of

you. 😑

wearing sunglasses. 🙃

k, but you'll have to send a pic 2. 🙃♥️ I want to see your face.

creep.

ain't I eatable? 😏

oh. So you are actually the guy in the suit. 🤭🙈

yes ma'am.

PLEASE DON'T BE A CREEPY OLD MAN!!!

there you go. 💔

so... are you sure you don't want a sex partner? 🤯♥️👅