Me: Hey I made another book

Deceit: Which Fandom?

Dahlia: You guys

Me: And Lemme explain!

Ocean: It includes the ships:

Galaxy: Prinxiety

Buttercup: And they are happily married!

Virgil: Sweet

Roman: (☆▽☆)

Nova: Intrulociet but they haven't fully met

Remus: Kumbayaaaaa my lordddddd

Logan: I can kind of see it, but in this universe I like Patton

Deceit: Wait, who does Remy like?

Miller: The final ship is RemyXEmileXPatton

Emile: It's like having a cinnamon roll and a cookie with your coffee

Patton: Yeah!

Remy: Huh, fun analogy

Kenzy: But Emile, Remy and Patton have not met

Ocean: And I'm in the story!

Nova: So am I!

Me: And I'm adding new parts for it!

Dahlia: Now, there is the role of Logan's siblings (two), and the role of Remus's best friend

Ocean: So in total, there is Emile's Boss, Remus and Roman's parent, Logan's two siblings and Remus's best friend!

Me: Yeah!

Lance: What now?

Me: Oh! I'll share some headcanons

Logan: One of them is height for sure

Me: I like the idea of the sides's height being based on how much Thomas listens to them *snaps*

(Logan shrinks to 5'4)

(Patton grows to 5'11)

(Roman shrinks slightly to 5'9)

(Virgil stays the same)

(Remy grows to 5'11)

(Deceit shrinks to 5'3)

(Emile shrinks to 5'7)

(Remus shrinks to 5'6)

Logan: Oh why me?

Patton: Thomas! *Glares at Thomas*

Thomas: Why is he so short? Roman, do you know?

Roman: Oh come on! Even I know why!

Virgil: If it hadn't been for DWIT he would have been shorter

Thomas: Oh Logan, I'm so sorry!

Logan: It's fine

Me: If any side were to have depression, I think it would be Deceit

Patton: Explain?

Dahlia: I've done research and Lying activates the frontal lobe and so does (I think) mental illnesses

Dahlia: Deceit is one of the least popular sides, according to my info and people think he is bad when really, he probably misses Virgil and has to deal with *points to Remus* everyday

Ocean: And the fact that even Thomas goes out of his way to avoid him

Logan: Dee, Climb onto my shoulders and we can be 10'7!

Deceit: *gets onto Logan's shoulders*

Logan: *sprints towards Remus*

Remus: ACK!!! *runs away like a child*

Patton: He him Logi and Dee!

Remy: Come on Dee and Lo!

(Deceit and Logan tackle Remus to the ground and they fall in a pile of laughter)

Remus: Pfffthaha

Deceit: *wheeze*

Logan: *giggles*

Me: Cute Head Canon! Logan, Roman, Dee and Remus are the easiest to make blush!

Ocean: And Lance!

Lance: Not true!

Me: In this universe, yes it is!

Keith: Oh really? *smirks*

Lance: *blush* Wha- What are you planning?

Keith: That's for me to know and you to find out~

Me: #TeamSteve

Steve: For what?

Me: Captain America, Civil War

Me: Tony, no offence but you need to focus on something other than the fact that actually BUCKY DID NOT ACTUALLY KILL YOU PARENTS IT WAS HYDRA THAT YOU WORKED WITH FOR GOD KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS-

Ocean: *snaps*

(I fall asleep)

Dahlia: Sorry 'bout her Tony but she does have a point

Tony: .........fine

Steve: He'll come around

Stephen: Yeah, sooner or later

Bucky: Preferably sooner I don't wanna be death glared first thing in the morning, I can't drink my coffee in peace nowadays

Me: Anyways, Favorite type of clothing? Mine is flannel

Logan: Ties (whispers: Actually Onesies)

Patton: Onesies or Cardigans!

Roman: Anything Disney themed

Virgil: Hoodies or Band T-shirts

Deceit: Caplets (I almost wrote Shawl)

Remy: Leather jackets

Emile: Onesies I guess

Remus: Probably Nothing

(Everyone else didn't know, hosts can put their answers here)

Dahlia: I find it funny that Clairbear's first reaction to Remus showing up was, "Wait, what the fuck?"

Me: *wakes up* I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn't crazy and was the only one to see hands on the TV, my next thought was, "Who the fuck, why the fuck, and K,O and OH SHIT HE DEAD

Remus: Yay!

Deceit: Why are you like this?

Emile: I don't even know

Roman: He's just like this

Me: AND POOF!!!!

(Poof)

*Remus, Ocean, Remy, Logan, Lance and Mabel are babies*

Ocean: Why 'e?

Me: Because I wanna!

Ocean: *crawls angrily to Deceit and hugs his leg*

Remy: *summons coffee but it turns out to be hot chocolate*

Deceit: Your a baby and you can't summon coffee Remy

Me: Also, another funny thing, If Remus's nickname is Rem does that mean Remy's can be Ree? It rhymes with Dee!

Remy: Also you can go like this, REEEEEEEEE

Logan: *falls asleep standing up*

Patton: *picks him up*

Roman: Why the- (Remus runs and grabs his leg)

Remus: Scawy Monsters!! Big brover sawve mwe!

(Roman picks up Remus)

Roman: It's ok bro, I'll keep you safe

Lance: I don' wike bein' a baby

Keith: I get to do this! *picks up Lance*

Logan: *wakes up* Ah! Ah! Ah! *Makes grabby hands at all the babies and they gather*

Logan: I wan' 'a cu'le attack so'one

Ocean: Dee!

Remy: Dee!

Remus: Dee!

Mabel: 'eceit I guess

Lance: Ju' tell 'e who I don' min'

Logan: Dee then

(Camera pans back to the older ones)

Me: I think they are planning something

Patton: Oh definitely

(Then, all the babies crawl as fast as they can, which is scarily fast, towards Deceit and knock him down and cuddle him)

Logan: *grabs onto his arm*

Remy: *crawls on top of his chest*

Ocean: *grabs his other arm*

Mabel: *plays with his hand*

Lance: *playing with his hat*

Deceit: Why me?

(Everyone but Remy gets off after an hour and turns back, Deceit picks up Remy and places him onto the couch)

Me: Any Logan ship ever, he calls the other 'Love' because he likes how it reminds them of how much he loves them

Dahlia: and maybe he just likes saying the word

Ocean: Or it reminds himself of how he can feel emotion and is not a robot

Sofia: Clara, I need assistance

Me: Wot?

Sofia: It's 'what?' or 'pardon?' firstly and I can't get down from the cupboard

Me: Wait what?

Logan: Patton, dear can you grab her?

Patton: *easily grabs Sofia*

Sofia: Thank you Patton, now I can eat my Graham crackers in peace

Me: Why do you like Graham Crackers?

Sofia: They are crispy and come in many flavors

Me: Before I end this! I would like to share my theory about the counteracting sides

Ocean: Ok?

Me: Ok, Roman and Remus are red and green and they are opposite on the color spectrum, So are Virgil and Deceit, purple and yellow that means! If the Rainbow theory taught me anything it's that the last side is orange and will counteract BOTH Logan and Patton since they are both blue!

Me: And Here is some backup! Patton obviously doesn't counter Deceit because he's lied and I know that Lying opposes Morals but on average people lie once or twice every day! And start at the age of two

And Logic and Lying, maybe but Logic often overpowers Lying like Logic does to Intrusive Thoughts and Opposing sides would be matched in strength right?

Morality and Anxiety are definitely not countered. Logic and Anxiety maybe since Anxiety comes in illogical situations but again, Logic overpowers Anxiety, or helps Anxiety in Logan's case

Me: NOW! Lying and Anxiety, Anxiety and Deceit don't overpower each other! And Lying can't help Anxiety, it just gives false hope. And they are opposite colors

Me: Since Logan and Patton are both blue they would both oppose the last side, orange, since they are opposite colors as well

Me: And the last side could be Procrastination! Think about it, Procrastinating gets in the way of work, which would explain Logan opposing him

Me: And Patton has mentioned that Thomas shouldn't procrastinate as much as he should and balance work with fun! Procrastination gets in the way of that too, which can explain why Patton opposes him!

(Goodbye My Geeks, Peeps and Non Binary Meeps! Peace Out!)