Dahlia: Here to join the short crew! Miller!

(A person around 4'10 with short, curly blonde hair, thick brown glasses, wearing a black beanie, a green sweater and jeans walks in)

Miller: Hi! They/Them pronouns please!

Dahlia: At least I have a short friend

(Dahlia is like, 5'0 maybe less)

Galaxy: If you guys stand on each other's shoulders you are roughly around Ocean's height when she is in her demon wolf form!

Miller: True!

(Nova walks in and she is 5'11)

(Buttercup walks in and is 6'5)

Dahlia: Why is everyone so tall?

Buttercup: I have no idea

(Ocean walks in and is 5'1)

Ocean: I feel you guys, short crew

Dahlia: Why are you taller than me?

Ocean: It's literally 1 inch!

Dahlia: 1 inch too much

Oceana: and there is someone here who is almost foot and a half taller than you and you complain about 1 inch

Miller: Well, at least we can be short together!

Dahlia: Well, this was short but now! Remy can have coffee again!

Remy: OMG YES! THANK THE GODS!

Dahlia: and Roman and Virgil are back to adults!

Roman: Oh my God! I did not like being a baby! Thanks for the cuddles though bro!

Virgil: Thanks Dee and I agree Roman, being a baby sucks. Your so helpless and small!

Dahlia: Headcanon before I forget! I think Logan can imitate any side's handwriting

Dahlia: Fite me

Buttercup: I'd like to see you try

(Ocean gets the rest backed up while Buttercup gets more and more worried)

(Dahlia sweeps Buttercup's feet out from under him and he falls on his butt)

Buttercup: OW! My ass!

Patton: Language!

Logan: Espanol!

Roman: Que?

Ocean: *snaps* Ein is now like he is from Phoenix Drop high!

Ein: Why? Why me god?

Ocean: Because I say so!

Dahlia: Were we ever going to do that fight?

Logan: If we still want to yeah, the Healing room is done

Nova: Well, Goodbye

Miller: My Guys,

Galaxy: Gals and

Ocean: Non Binary Pals!

Buttercup: PEACE OUT!

(I will start choosing a random person for the outro, if you have a character here, please comment their outro they would do!)