SPECKLED BANANAS!!!!!!

Poseidon, Athena and Aphrodite

Aphrodite's POV:

"AWWW!" I squeal from Mount Olympus. Athena glares at me.

"AWWW!?!?!?!?!? My daughter just fell into Tartarus, and you ARE FANGIRLING!?!?!?!" I shrug. You can't blame me; I am just an innocent goddess of love.

"What? It's cute!" Poseidon glares at me. If I was mortal, I would most likely be dead.

"My son and Athena's daughter fell into Tartarus. The place where all monsters go to DIE, and you think it's "cute," Poseidon states.

"OBVIOUSLY!" I roll my eyes. Sometimes gods can be so dense. "How would you feel if one person from your OTP fell into Tartarus, just to be with the other!?"

"I WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN!!!!!" Poseidon yells. "MY ONLY SON JUST VOLUNTARILY FELL TO HIS DEATH, JUST TO BE WITH ATHENA'S SPAWN!!!!!" Athena wipes away a tear.

"Aphrodite, you simply don't get it," Athena explains. "My daughter is going to die, believing that I hate her. I basically killed her because I sent her on that suicidal mission. I just killed Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson!" I sigh and shake my head. Another Romeo and Juliet. Such love.

"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!" Poseidon screams. Athena shakes her head and another tear traces its way down her cheek.

"Poseidon, the ancient rules prevail. We can't interact."

"So your saying Titans can, but we can't!?!?!" Athena nods. I interrupt with another squeal.

"ANNABETH JUST SAID, "I LOVE YOU!" TO PERCY! OH, MY GODS! THIS IS AMAZING! HER FINAL WORDS ARE GOING TO BE "I LOVE YOU!""

"WHAT!" Athena shouts.

"Athena, you got them into this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Poseidon shouts. Athena bows her head.

"A little slow aren't we Poseidon?" Artemis asks from her perch. For once, Poseidon doesn't rise to the bait.

"YOU JUST KILLED MY SON AND YOUR DAUGHTER! ONE DAY, YOU WILL PAY!" Poseidon storms down the hallway, while Athena goes the other way. I look down and do the logical thing. SQUEAL!

Athena's POV:

No. Time slows. No. My daughter just fell into Tartarus. Because of me. No. My thoughts are interrupted by a long, ear-piercing squeal. Aphrodite. Of course. I turn and glare, tears starting in my wise gray eyes. I decide to give her a piece of my mind.

"AWWW!?!?!?!?!? My daughter just fell into Tartarus, and you ARE FANGIRLING!?!?!?!"

She shrugs and says, "What? It's cute!"

Cute. My tears are in great danger of slipping over now. My daughter is as good as dead. I need to do SOMETHING, but I can't. Literally. The ancient rules prevail.

"My son and Athena's daughter fell into Tartarus. The place where all monsters go to DIE, and you think it's "cute," Poseidon states, echoing my thoughts. For once, Poseidon is right.

"OBVIOUSLY!" Aphrodite rolls her eyes. "How would you feel if one person from your OTP fell into Tartarus, just to be with the other!?" I would not be FANGIRLING!! Sometimes gods can be so dense. My tears finally boil over the brim. A lone tear streaks down my face. I wonder if it would be more obvious to wipe it away or let it be.

"I WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN!!!!!" Poseidon yells. "MY ONLY SON JUST VOLUNTARILY FELL TO HIS DEATH, JUST TO BE WITH ATHENA'S SPAWN!!!!!"

I decide to wipe it away. For the second time in one day, Poseidon is right. This is a very bad day.

"Aphrodite, you simply don't get it," I explain. "My daughter is going to die, believing that I hate her. I basically killed her because I sent her on that suicidal mission. I just killed Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson!" Aphrodite sighs and shakes her head. Personally, I don't care about Percy, but he is what makes Annabeth happy, so...

"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!" Poseidon screams. I shake my head, gods these days, while another tear drips down my cheek.

"Poseidon, the ancient rules prevail. We can't interact," I say, sadly.

"So your saying Titans can, but we can't!?!?!" I nod. It isn't fair, but I am not Themis. I do not create justice. I get interrupted with another squeal. Aphrodite again.

"ANNABETH JUST SAID, "I LOVE YOU!" TO PERCY! OH, MY GODS! THIS IS AMAZING! HER FINAL WORDS ARE GOING TO BE "I LOVE YOU!""

"WHAT!" I scream. No. My daughter's last words should have been something like, "I will live on after I die!" not I LOVE YOU!

"Athena, you got them into this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Poseidon shouts at me. He's right. AGAIN!?!?!?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?!?!? I do all I can do, I bow my head.

"A little slow aren't we Poseidon?" Artemis asks from her perch. For once, Poseidon doesn't rise to the bait.

"YOU JUST KILLED MY SON AND YOUR DAUGHTER! ONE DAY, YOU WILL PAY!" Poseidon storms down the hallway, while I go the other way. As I leave I hear another loud squeal. Aphrodite.

Poseidon's POV:

No. Time slows. No. My only son just fell into Tartarus. My ONLY mortal son fell into Tartarus. Because of her. Athena. CURSE YOU! I hear a loud shocking squeal? Aphrodite. Only she would think this is cute. Athena glares at her. Right. She also sent her daughter to death.

"AWWW!?!?!?!?!? My daughter just fell into Tartarus, and you ARE FANGIRLING!?!?!?!" Athena asks, incredulously.

Aphrodite shrugs and says, "What? It's cute!" WHAT!?!?!?!? No. She did not just say it was cute.

"My son and Athena's daughter fell into Tartarus. The place where all monsters go to DIE, and you think it's "cute," I voice my thoughts.

"OBVIOUSLY!" Aphrodite rolls her eyes. "How would you feel if one person from your OTP feel into Tartarus, just to be with the other!?" I WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN!! UGH! Sometimes gods can be so dense.

"I WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN!!!!!" I yell, voicing my thoughts again. "MY ONLY SON JUST VOLUNTARILY FELL TO HIS DEATH, JUST TO BE WITH ATHENA'S SPAWN!!!!!"

I see Athena wipe away a tear. Really? She sent them to Tartarus, and now she is CRYING? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?

"Aphrodite, you simply don't get it," Athena explains. "My daughter is going to die, believing that I hate her. I basically killed her because I sent her on that suicidal mission. I just killed Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson!" Athena is correct, like always. Ugh. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! Personally, I don't care what happens to Annabeth Chase, but Percy cares for her, so...

"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!" I scream, yet again voicing my thoughts. I guess I am a god that likes to voice his thoughts. Another tear goes down Athena's face. She shakes her head.

"Poseidon, the ancient rules prevail. We can't interact," She says, sadly. AGAIN WITH THE CRYING!

"So your saying Titans can, but we can't!?!?!" I scream. Athena nods. UGH! Aphrodite squeals again. This day is horrible.

"ANNABETH JUST SAID, "I LOVE YOU!" TO PERCY! OH, MY GODS! THIS IS AMAZING! HER FINAL WORDS ARE GOING TO BE "I LOVE YOU!"" NO! ANNABETH CANNOT LOVE PERCY! NO!

"WHAT!" Athena screams, voicing my thoughts. ENOUGH WITH PEOPLE VOICING MY THOUGHTS!

"Athena, you got them into this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" I shout at Athena. She bows her head, not even attempting to fight back.

"A little slow aren't we Poseidon?" Artemis asks from her perch. For once, I don't rise to the bait. I am too concerned for Percy.

"YOU JUST KILLED MY SON AND YOUR DAUGHTER! ONE DAY, YOU WILL PAY!"I storm down the hallway, while Athena goes the other way. As I leave I hear another loud squeal. Aphrodite.