Warning: Swearing

Natsuki had just made it out of her last lesson still alive somehow, almost dying of bordem since she hated maths and her always melancholy teacher did not help.

When she got to the literature club she was surprised to find no one in there, not even the great Monika herself. Just then Natsuki felt her stomach growl and rubbed it gently.

"Hehe, guess your hungry too." said Natsuki talking to herself as her stomach let out another low grumble as if it was responding her.

Just then Natsuki digged into her blazoure pocket and felt all the coins she found laying around after a humble day of scavenging. She grinned excitedly when Natsuki saw she had more then enough to buy her and her friends a feast from the vending machines.

"Yes! Yuri is going to love this!" With a small skip in her step, Natsuki left her bag on the nearest chair and headed to the vending machines for some crappy snacks.

She walked down the hall and turned a corner before seeing the big red vending machine with all the best snacks and the one vending machine Natsuki could not hack. She put in all her coins and started pressing all the numbers for all the snack she knew her friends would like.

She was about to head back with her arms full of snacks when she heared footsteps and voices coming this way. Not wanting to take the chance this person would steal her snacks, Natsuki hid behind the vending machine where there was more then enough room for her and her snacks. She could hear the footsteps and voices becoming louder and clearer the closer they got.

"Dude! I can't believe you were able to get into that club with nothing but hot chicks!" Said a boy who's voice Natsuki didn't recognise.

"Yeah I know, it was just my luck that my child hood friend happened to be the vise president!" Said an all to fermiliar voice.

'MC...' thought Natsuki trying not to growl and grit her teeth.

"You mean Sayori right? Damn you lucky bastard." Said the other boy.

"Yeah and she confessed to me the other day." Said MC proudly and Natsuki could practically feel his cocky smirk.

"No way! What did you do?!" Asked MC's friend enthusiastically.

"Well I friend zoned her of course, but it's only temporary, when I've had my fun with the others and made them all fall for me i'll date Sayori." Said MC even prouder then before. Natsuki wasn't sure if she heard correctly and prayed to God she didn't because her hands itched at the thought of ringing MCs neck.

"Damn that's cold dude. Who do you plan to date first? Or at least try to?" Asked his friend.

"Hmm... I think at the moment id like to try playing with Natsuki a little." Smirked MC while Natsuki almost threw up in her mouth at the thought.

"Wait you mean the short one? Why?!? She's barely carrying anything! Why not the all mighty Monika? Or the all in one package Yuri?" Asked his friend. Natsuki felt her eyes go blurry with rage at the thought of MC ever daring to touch Yuri.

"They're to easy man, besides Natsukis playing hard to get. It'll be way more fun and interesting going out with her. Plus boobs aside, she's hella cute." Said MC, getting a mmhmm from his friend. That was all Natsuki heared before they disappeared down the hall. Natsuki gaged at him calling her cute, for her it felt like he just threw acid at her rather then a compliment.

"I mean I knew boys were horny at this age, but holy shit." Whispered Natsuki talking to herself as she got out from behind the vending machine, dusted herself off and headed back to the club with nothing but a dangerous glare on her face and some snacks in her arms.

When she entered the club room she saw that scum bag MC was talking to Yuri and clearly making her uncomfortable. She placed all the snacks down on the bed and grabbed the heaviest chocolate bar there.

"Hey MC! Think fast!" Yelled Natsuki lobbing the chocolate bar as hard as she could in the direction of MCs head.

Natsuki mentally gave herself a medal because when he turned around to face Natsuki the chocolate bar it him dead on the face making, him stumble back and land on the floor away from Yuri.

Yuri looked shocked at the sudden yell but began to giggle at the sight of MC falling on his butt from the unbalance caused by Natsuki assaulting him with chocolate. Natsuki on the other hand just burst out laughing, very content with herself.

"Natsuki what the actual fuck!?!!" Screamed MC scurrying off the floor and grabbed the chocolate bar before throwing it at Natsuki. Natsuki caught it with ease and opened it before starting to eat it.

"You throw like a weak little bitch." Said Natsuki before taking a bite out of the chocolate bar. Natsuki smirked when she saw MC begining to grow red with frustration and embarrassment.

"Natsuki that's no way to talk to a club member." Said Monika just now walking into the club room and heading to her desk, bretending to cake.

'Good one.' Thought Monika.

'No problem and anytime.' mentally said Natsuki, assuming thats what Monika said when she took a side side glance at Natsuki with an amused smirk.

"Oh yeah almost fergot, I got enough snacks for everyone, come and help yourselves." Said Natsuki pointing to the pile of snacks on the desk beside her.

As you could expect, Sayori teleported out of no where and would have eaten everything sugar related if Monika hadn't teleported after her and pinched her cheek, stopping Sayori in her tracks.

"Sayori no. You know how bad you get if you eat too much sugar." Firmly said Monika like an angry mother.

"Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Let me goooo!" Whined/begged Sayori. Monika sighed before reluctantly letting her go.

"Just one for now." Said Monika in a stern voice.

"Fiiiinnnee!" Complied Sayori, choosing a packet of Haribo sweets, earning a glare from Monika.

"Hey you did say just one." Smirked Sayori as she walked off. Monika rolled her eyes smiling before following her back to the teachers desk.

"Yeah, I guess I did." Said Monika chuckling a little.

Natsuki smiled at the nice sight of Sayori and Monika being so friendly, it warmed her heart and made her ship them more. But her nice mood was ruined by MC being walking towards her before finally being opposite Natsuki and rummaging around the pile of snacks to see what he wanted. Natsuki knew he planned to ruin what was going on between Sayori and Monika, even the progress in hers and Yuri's relationship.

"What's your problem Natsuki?" Asked MC choosing a packet of ready salted crisps, looking at Natsuki with a smile.

"What are you talking about?" Smirked Natsuki plating dumb. MC slightly snarled at that.

"Did I do something? Your not treating me very nicely and I'd like to know why so you can get over it and so we can, ya know, be friends?" He said scratching the back of his neck.

Natsuki couldn't help but glare at him, knowing this was just a ruse and his shy posture didn't match his rude tone and words.

"First of all, I treat everyone like this so don't go thinking your special, secondly I know a liar when I see one and last but not least, the rule is that I come to you if I want to be friends, not the other way around." Said Natsuki grabbing a few snack before heading to Yuri, taking the only seat next to that beautiful purple wall flower. Though behind her was a smirking MC excited to play his imaginary game of cat and mouse thinking he had a chance with Natsuki.

"N-Natsuki you didn't have to be so mean." Stuttered Yuri trying to sound serious even though she hadn't fully stopped laughing from MC falling on the floor, hiding her face in her thick horror book like usual. Natsuki shrugged, hearing the undertoned giggles.

"Whatever, you know that's just how I am. Anyways, what the fuck was he doing to make you so uncomfortable?" Asked Natsuki now facing Yuri with a serious voice and expression.

"H-He was... trying to f-feed me chocolate." Whispered Yuri hiding her face even further in her book, trying to hid her embarrassment. Natsuki giggled a little.

"Yep. I'd be just as embarrassed if someone I barely knew tried to feed me chocolate." Smiled Natsuki trying to hide her anger with tightly gripped fists.

"To make it worse when I declined he insisted saying he bought it specifically for me." Whispered Yuri. Natsuki felt like killing something for some reason.

"You still declined right? You didn't give in or anything did you?" Asked Natsuki worried that MC might see her as a push over.

"Of course I declined, but he was so insistent it made me uncomfortable. Lucky you showed up just in the nick of time." Said Yuri now looking at Natsuki smiling. Natsuki turned away blushing a little, quickly taking out her manga and showing her face in the book, now being the one who's trying to hide their embarrassment.

"Whatever. I'm not your baby sitter so don't expect me to do it again." Huffed Natsuki knowing she would be there for Yuri whenever she needed her. Yuri only smiled at Natsuki, knowing she really meant the opposite of whatever she said.

"So, watchya reading?" Asked Natsuki peeking over to see what Yuris book was. Natsukis eyes widened as Yuri grew a small blush.

"Holy shit." Said Natsuki as her jaw dropped. Yuri just hid her face behind her book, or should I say manga.

"Your reading Black Butler!?" Gasped Natsuki, seeing Yuri had expertly hidden it in the pages of the horror book. Yuri only hid her face deeper into the book.

"Awww, is someone still a closet weeb?" Said Natsuki patting Yuri's back in sympathy.

"I'm not a weeb!" Whisper yelled Yuri not looking away from her book.

"That's the first symptom of closet weeb syndrome, denial." Sighed Natsuki shaking her head at Yuri. Yuri only whimpered at that, feeling like she should be angry but what Natsuki said was still funny.

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"Besides, no normal person reads black butler and doesn't become a person of culture *cough* weeb * cough*." Smiled Natsuki snatching the manga out of Yuri's horror book.

"Hey! I was reading that!" Snapped Yuri trying to snatch it back but wasn't fast enough as Natsuki leaned it away just enough so Yuri couldn't reach it.

"And here I thought you weren't a weeb! Non weeb normies wouldn't care if someone snatched a manga book from them!!"Smirked Natsuki victoriously. Yuri only blushed and sat back neatly in her chair, trying to regain her composure.

"So, wanna read it together?" Asked Natsuki with a little bit of pink on her cheeks. Yuri looked at Natsuki in disbelief.

"Fine then, I guess I'll just read this manga by myself since it's only meant for weebs." Said Natsuki begining to get up holding the book in her hands. Yuri was now feeling distressed and in her panicked state lightly tugged on Natsuki's sleeve before she could go anywhere.

"No! Its fine, we can read t-together." Said Yuri feeling a little shy for some reason. Natsuki smiled and wat back down, placing the book between her and Yuri.

While they were reading Yuri couldn't help but find Natsukis little glared at words she didn't understand adorable. It was even more adorable at how slower she was at reading compared to Yuri, giving Yuri plenty of time to admire Natsukis face while she was distracted. Yuri was snapped out of her gaze when Natsuki spoke.

"Sorry I forgot to ask, is it ok if we read at this pace? Im kind of a slow reader." Admitted Natsuki swallowing her pride just to make sure she wasn't annoying Yuri. Yuri calmly shook her head no, actually loving this pace.

"Its fine Natsuki, don't feel rushed, it actually helps me admire the art work." Smiled Yuri refering to the art work god did when he made Natsuki.

Natsuki nodded yes and sighed in relief before continuing to reed, though sometimes she would take a peek in the corner of her eyes, amazed at how gorgeous Yuri's mature body looked this up close.

Technically Natsuki had seen it closer, without much clothing on but Natsuki tried not to think about it.

Both of the girls were drowning in each others intoxicating perfumes of lavender and lemons, blushing a small storm.

Little did they know there was a very unpleased and unpleasant MC watching them from the other side of the room, frowning out of confusion and jelousy. He turned to Sayori who was talking to him but, he wasn't listening.

"Hey Sayori, what's Natsukis deal? Does she hate me or something?" Asked MC, rudely interrupted MC. Sayori giggled and shook her head no, trying to ignore the negative feeling running up her back.

"Nothings up with her silly! She acts like that to everyone, but don't worry, once she warms up to you she'll stop hitting you!" Smiled Sayori. MC rolled his eyes at that.

"That's exactlly what she said to do. I bet she's just like that because she's shy and afraid to mess up when she talks to me." Said MC smiling at the thought. Sayori began to burst out laughing while Monika frowned at her.

"What's so funny?!" Asked MC unable to hide the anger under his words.

"You clearly don't know anything about Natsuki do you?!" Laughed Sayori. Monika nodded in the background.

"Believe me when I say, you don't go to tsundere's, they come to you." Giggled Sayori.

"Yeah, unless you want a broken jaw or something!" Laughed Monika in response, Sayori began laughing even more along with Monika. MC was just confused.

"But from what I've read tsundere's always mean the opposite of what they say." Said MC with some meaningless hope inside his brain. Monika shook her head along with Sayori.

"Well to be specific, they only do that if they deny what the say, for example, sure I'll help you but it's not like I want to." Said Sayori in a squeaky voice.

"Yeah or like I love that shirt, but it's not like it looks good on you or anything." Said Monika copying Sayori's squeaky voice, Sayori nodded her head in agreement.

MC however was not willing to entertain another point of view and believed he was right and that whatever Natsuki said meant the opposite of what actually felt

"MC you'll have to be careful, if she says she doesn't like you flat out with nothing else then she means it and you should stay away." Warned Monika, knowing he wasn't listening and making a mental note to bring popcorn at the future event of him getting his ass beat by Natsuki.

(Spoiler)

Monika cleared her throat, getting everyone's attention.

"Alright everyone, it's time to share poems!" Said Monika happily while clapping her hands. Monika was about to ask Sayori if she wanted to share poems but she had already scurried off to MC. Monika couldn't help but be a little upset, it had almost become a tradition for her and Sayori to share their poems. She overheard MC hadn't made his own poem, which was no surprise to her.

"Hey Sayori, why don't we share poems and then you could help MC write his own?" Suggested Monika. Sayori's face lit up.

"Sure thing Moni!" Smiled Sayori like a fool, Monika knew she could melt under that warm smile of Sayori's if she wasn't careful. The nickname Sayori made for her didn't help.

Sayori and Monika moved to the teachers desk, while MC moved to a desk and pulled out a comic book to read.

Monika read through Sayori's poem, which at first glance was a happy bubily poem, but Monika new that Sayori used words with double meanings, creating a poem with a double meaning, one happy and the other sad.

Monika knew that if MC has read this he would have been confusing or just shrugged off as Sayori using the wrong words, but nothing this obvious could ever get past Monika.

Sayori was always amazed at how well Monika could structure her poems to say exactlly what she wanted in her own words, she though it was almost brave.

They both looked up from their papers and smiled at each other, before switching papers.

"As always your poem is shrouded in mystery Sayori. But I found no spelling errors this time, you've improved." Smiled Monika. Sayori giggled a little flattered at the compliment.

"Your one's just as super dooper wooper awesome as ever Monika! I like how straight forward it is and how it all makes sense around the end." Said Sayori. Monika nodded.

"Any improvements?" Asked Monika.

"Nope, I don't think so, it seemed pretty perfect to me." Said Sayori.

"That's what you say every time!" Smiled Monika poking Sayori on the sides where she was ticklish, earning a light scream, jump and punch on the arm from Sayori.

"That's because it's true! And don't do that!! I hate being tickled!!!" Pouted Sayori.

"Really? Then why do you laugh so much?" Said Monika now fully tickling Sayori in all her weak spots. Sayori started Laughing and screaming for Monika to stop. Monika did after a few minutes and Sayori was out of breath clenching her stomach from the pain of laughing too much. But she was still smiling.

"Damn you Monika! I'll get you next time!" Said Sayori completely out of breath. Monika chuckled at that walking so she was a few feet away from Sayori.

"Hehe, I'd like to see you try." Smirked Monika. Once Sayori thought Monika had let her guard down she pounce at Monika, trying to tickle her back, but Monika saw this coming.

She grabbed both of Sayori's wrists before pinning them on the wall behind her just above her head.

"I win yet again Sayori." Smirked Monika looking down at a shocked looking Sayori with a slightly red face. Just as quickly Monika pinned Sayori, she let her go and went back to the teachers desk sitting down and doing some work.

Sayori stood there, pretty shocked and flustered at what Monika just did. she shook herself out of whatever trance that was and walked over to MC, ignoring the mental image of Monika kissing her then and there, before sitting next to MC.

While she walked and sat down she couldn't help but squirm on her chair, a weird warm feeling between her legs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Meanwhile Monika couldn't believe what she had done, she was dying from embarrassment on the inside, not even wanting to imagine how uncomfortable she made Sayori feel and felt horrible at how much she enjoyed pinning Sayori.

But on the outside she looked normal, nothing changing about her facial expression or posture, she looked as cool as a cucumber.

Meanwhile Natsuki and Yuri were both on edge because they had both forgotten to write a poem.

"Hey Yuri, did you forget your poem too?" Whispered Natsuki. Yuri nodded yes, sighing a little.

"What the fuck do we do?! If Monika finds out she'll have out heads!" Whisper yelled Natsuki.

"Let's just write them now and then share, I'm sure she won't mind if we do that." Whispered Yuri, pulling out two sheets of lined paper from her bag.

Natsuki nodded and got out her pen. They both began to work on their poems then and there, Yuri had managed to write around ten lines for her poem while Natsuki made hers short and sweet with only five lines.

They switched just before Monika could notice something was up and giggled at how shit both of there poems were. In a rush Yuri had made a poem where non of the words made sense together and it was obvious there was no actual meaning behind it, but at least she had used big words that no one knows the words to anyways.

Natsuki made her poem that kind of made sense but had some stupid spelling mistakes and many simple words that rhymed just as stupidly.