requested by ambitious126

tokoyami's daily life but it's vines

"What are those?" Kirishima asked/shouted pointing at tokoyami's spikey black crocks that Kirishima bought for him for his birthday

"they are my crocs" tokoyami sighed annoyedly

"A potato flew around my room before you came." tokoyami sang tiredly as darkshadow circled the ceiling at the dead of night

unfortunately, the quirk accidentally knocked over the lamp that was producing light

making the room dark and darkshadow to become bigger and circle faster

causing tokoyami to scream

"Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay." kiminari sang while tokoyami and shoji sat in the hot tub

"hey, how much money do you have?" tokoyami asked hawks who he knew had seen and was heading towards a KFC close by

"I don't know, about 69 cents" hawks mindlessly said

"ah, you know what that means," tokoyami said smugly as reality seemed hit hawks hard

"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets" hawks sobbed

tokoyami covered the floor with slippery oil, having had enough of kiminari's bird jokes for the day

"Come get y'all juice," he called

to which kiminari came running into the kitchen only to slip with a scream

unfortunately, he had made an impact with the oven so hard it had shattered the glass

"shoot" tokoyami merely stated

tokoyami sat at the table waiting for food, while hawks and Dabi fought to the death

but it had gone on for so long that he was practically starving

"Can I get a waffle? can I PLEASE get a waffle?" tokoyami begged as the two continued to fit, hawks even slamming Dabi's head on the counter

"Hey bro what do you want to eat?" shoji asked

"the souls of the innocent" tokoyami said anonymously/dramatically

"a bagel" darkshadow stated happily

"no!" tokoyami grumbled, disappointed that his quirk was ruining his aesthetic

"two bagels" darkshadow continued, knowing his host was just hungry

shoji walked into tokoyami's room ready to prank/scare him awake, camera ready to record his reaction

"wake up sleepy head!" shoji shouted as he switched on the lights

tokoyami grumbled

and the figure of a sleepy Todoroki emerged from the right asking "what the fxxk man?"

"Oh ho ho" shoji laughed in surprise and legged it out of there

Aoyama walked with his croissant ready for a midnight snack in bed

when suddenly tokoyami was on the stairs intentionally there to scare him

"Rahh" he simply said earning him an "Agh" from the sparkling hero

"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant." Aoyama whined

which simply caused tokoyami to laugh in victory

*Birds chirping* in the forset

"Tweekle Tweekle." tokoyami responded

"I love you bxxch" bakugo sang

"oh my god" tokoyami grumbled in embarrassment with Jiro recording the entire scene

I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bxxxxch." bakugo continued

"You know what, I'm about to say it." tokoyami began, trying his best to be mean because he wanted to look like a bad boy

"what?" midoriya asked trying to hold in his laugh

"I don't care you broke your elbow" tokoyami admitted with a smug look

even though on midoriya's cast it said "I hope you get better soon-tokoyami"

tokoyami was running up to Eri to give her the caramel apple before the caramel settled, he always believed it was best when the caramel was still hot and liquidly

"...Daddy?" Eri asked staring up at tokoyami with confusion

"Do I look like-?" tokoyami began to ask looking between himself and Aizawa

"Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime," tokoyami said, he wanted to stay up because being a hero of the night meant he could

"go to bed now!" Aizawa commanded from the other room, knowing exactly what a cranky tokoyami was like and he did not want to deal with that in the morning

"Oh, he caught me." tokoyami pouted

midoriya took out his notebook, ready to ask shoji his question

"How tall are you?" he asked

"6,4" shoji merely stated

midoriya took out his notebook, ready to ask tokoyami his question

"How tall are you?" he asked

tokoyami stopped what he was doing and stared at midoriya menacingly

"I am 5 foot 2 inches and 3 quarters" tokoyami began

the raven grabbed midoriya's shirt to get him to his eye level

"I will destroy you" tokoyami warned

midoriya never felt so scared in his life