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"𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖"

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𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 to find out if Y/n and Five have come there since she didn't find them when she woke up. She walked through the big glass doors once again, closing them silently so that she wouldn't draw any attention. She looked around hoping to find them or just something left of them.

"Y/n? Five?" She asked wanting to see if they would answer her. She looked at the living room but not seeing them there.

"Are you upstairs?" She asked again walking upstairs and to Five's room. There she saw the two teens acting like everything is fine.

"Oh, thank god." She sighed with relief.

Five was looking outside the window while Y/n was sitting on the windowsill. Kind of like the time they were discussing if Five can time travel.

"I was worried sick about you." She walked closer towards them. Y/n stood up from the windowsill and walked closer to Vanya too.

"Sorry we left without saying goodbye." Y/n smiled slightly and looking towards Five. He turned around and looked at Y/n also. Then the two walked over to Vanya closer.

"No, look, I should be the one who should be sorry. Yeah, I was dismissive, and...I-I guess I didn't know how to process what you were saying. And I still can't, to be honest." Vanya said everything quickly.

"Maybe you were right to be dismissive." Five nodded. Y/n looked over at him trying to think where he might be going with this. "Maybe it wasn't real after all. It felt real, well...like you said, the old man did say time travel could contaminate the mind."

He walked over to his desk and played with a small toy train before going back to Vanya and Y/n. He looked at Y/n nodding and looking back down.

"Then maybe I'm not the right person for you two to be talking to." Vanya nodded. "Look, I used to see someone. A therapist. I could give you her information." She said point at us with her hands.

Five just tried to look away somewhere but he had nowhere to look. Y/n was listening to Vanya, but telling two 58-year-olds who went through so much trauma who came back to save the world and telling them that they can see a therapist, is probably one of the worst things a person could say.

"Thanks, but...I think we're just gonna get some rest." Y/n answered for Five. He looked at her happy that she had saved him from that conversation. Vanya's eyes also looked over at Y/n. "It's been a long time since we've had a good sleep." The girl smiled.

"Okay." Vanya sighed walking out.

Five looked at Vanya when she walked out and back at Y/n. Y/n just nodded at him with relief. Five was going to the door of the room to see if Vanya was completely gone until Klaus burst through the closet door.

"That's so...touching, all that stuff about family and dad and time. Wow!" He put his hand on his chest.

"Klaus, be quiet!" Y/n put her finger to her lips.

"Would you shut up? She'll hear you." Five walked up to Klaus and pointed to the hallway.

"I'm moist."

"We told you to put on something more professional." Five complained pointing at his clothes.

"What? This is my nicest outfit." Klaus pointed at himself.

"We'll raid the old mans' closet if that's bad for you." Y/n pointed at Klaus and was walking out the door.

"As long as I get paid." Klaus said from the back.

"When the job is done." Five replied catching up with Y/n.

"Okay, but just so we're clear, on the finer details," Klaus started talking again and Five and Y/n turned around to face him. "I just gotta go into this place, and pretend to be your dear old dad, correct?"

"Yeah, something like that." Five smiled sarcastically.

"What's our cover story?" Klaus asked.

"What? What are you talking about?" Five looked at him confused.

"I mean, was I really young when I had you two? Like, 16? Like, young and..." Klaus put his hands on his chest for more drama. "...terribly misguided?"

"Sure." Five replied wanting to get this done as soon as possible.

"I mean, you could?" Y/n added not really knowing if that was necessary.

"Your mother, that slut." Klaus continued while Five just looked over at Y/n annoyed. Y/n just shrugged. "Whoever she was. We met at...the disco." Klaus chuckled. "Okay? Remember that." Then he snapped his fingers."Oh, my god, the sex was amazing."

"Klaus!" Y/n lectured him to calm down.

"What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you called a brain." Five walked down the stairs rolling his eyes.

"Five, come on-" Y/n tried to say to him something but Klaus interrupted her.

"Don't make me put you in time-out."

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"𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 son and daughter earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential." Five, Klaus, and Y/n were at the same doctor's office as when Y/n and Five were. Klaus was sitting on the chair like he wasn't interested in this whatsoever, Five was lunged over the table and Y/n was standing off the side to Five's left."Without the client's consent, I simply can't help you."

"Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us a name." Five said through gritted teeth.

"Well, that's not my problem." The doctor replied simply. Five scoffed and Y/n just sighed that this wasn't going in the right direction at all.

"Sorry. Now, there's really nothing more I can do, so-"

"And what about my consent?" Klaus asked dramatically out of nowhere.

"Excuse me?" The doctor looked at him confused.

"Who gave you permission..." Klaus started fake crying. "...to lay your hands..." He pointed to Five and Y/n. "On my children?"

Y/n and Five exchanged confused glances before looking back at Klaus seeing what he is going to do next.

"What?" Five, Y/n, and the doctor all said at the same time with the same level of confusion in their voices.

"You heard me." Klaus stated.

"I didn't touch any of your children." The doctor looked at Y/n and Five.

"Oh, really?" Klaus sat up."Well, then how did he get that swollen lip, then?"

"He doesn't have a swollen-"

Klaus thenstood up and punched Five with no hesitation. Five grunted and Y/n just gasped out of surprise to how Klaus could do that so casually.

"Jesus..." Y/n murmured to herself. Then Klaus looked at her with a smirk but she slowly shook her head.

"And how did she get that red cheek?" Klaus looked back at the doctor and pointed at her, walked up to her, and slapped her hard, almost that she fell, but Five caught her in his arms.

"You ok?" Five asked worriedly.

"Yeah, fine." Y/n grunted and stood up getting herself out of Five's grip. Y/n touched her cheek and slightly winced. Then Five looked at Klaus with an angry look but Klaus continued.

Klaus inhaled sharply. "I want it. Name, please. Now." Klaus leaned over the table and glared at the doctor.

Five just fixed his lip and Y/n rubbed her cheek. She felt a little bit of stinging. Five looked over at her with worries spread all across his face.

"Are you sure, you're ok?" He tried to touch her cheek.

"I said, I'm fine." Y/n took his hand and stopped him from touching her face. Five looked down with a sad look and took his hand out of the girl's grip.

"You're crazy." The doctor pointed at Klaus. But Klaus just chuckled at his response.

"You got no idea." Klaus then looked down and the doctor did too. He picked a snow globe in his hands and read what was written on it. "Peace on earth". That's so sweet." Then he smashed the snowglobe on his forehead and grunted.

Water and sequins spilled everywhere and his head was covered in those sequins with blood. The doctor flinched and Y/n and Five backed away in shock looking at each other and back at Klaus.

"God that hurt!" He yelled.

"Was that really necessary?" Y/n whispered to herself looking at Klaus up and down.

The doctor reached for the phone on his desk. "I'm calling secur-" But Klaus snatched that phone out of his hands. "What are you doing?"

"There's been an assault...in Mr. Big's office, and we need security, now. Schnell!" He yelled into the phone and dropped it.

Five and Y/n looked around them to see if security was really on their way before staring at Klaus.

"Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant." Klaus sighed and looked at the doctor.

"It's...Lance." The doctor looked horrified by everything that just occurred.

"In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder "What the hell happened?" And we're gonna tell them that you...beat the shit out of us." Klaus fake cried again.

Five just smirked while Y/n just chuckled softly. She was surprised how Klaus could have thought about something so...weird and...smart.

Klaus sobbed dramatically looking at the doctor and sighing. "You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I've been there. A little piece of chicken like you. Oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a...you're just- you're gonna do great. That's all I'm saying." Klaus ranted everything fast laughing.

Y/n and Five just looked proudly not regretting their decision to take Klaus with them here.

"Jesus, you're a real sick bastard." The doctor looked at Klaus, Y/n, and Five.

"Thank you." Klaus spitted a shard of glass from his mouth and looked at the doctor.

Y/n grinned at the doctor. "Tell him something he doesn't already know."

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 through the files, trying to find the right one for the trio. Eventually, he found the right one. Klaus was sitting on the counter next to Lance glaring at him and Five and Y/n were behind the counter.

The doctor looked at them before looking back down at the file. He started reading and everyone hoped that they were getting close.

"Oh, that's strange." The doctor changed his look into a confused one.

"What?" Five replied sternly looking at the file and back at Lance.

"Uh, the eye. It hasn't been purchased by a client yet." The doctor explained.

"What? What do you mean?" Klaus hopped down the counter and looked at the file.

"Well, uh, our logs say that the eye with that serial number..." The doctor continued looking at the document while Klaus walked to the other side and was almost on top of him.

"This can't be right. It hasn't even been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?" The doctor looked up at Five and Y/n.

Five just sighed and looked at Y/n. She looked away and rolled her eyes.

"Great. Just great."

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"𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃." Five sighed as the three of them walked out of the building with empty hands.

"I was pretty good, though, right? "Yeah, what about my consent, bitch?" Klaus chuckled quoting himself.

"Klaus, it doesn't matter anymore. It doesn't mean anything." Y/n looked at what was around them and sighed looking down at the ground.

"Yeah, exactly, it's irrelevant now." Five looked at Y/n who didn't made eye contact with him and back at Klaus with a frustrated look.

"What? What? What's the deal with this eye, anyway?" Klaus asked confused looking at Five exhausted.

"There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days." Five stated looking angry at Klaus thinking that was obvious, but Klaus had no idea so you couldn't really blame him.

"They're gonna bring about the end of life on this planet as we know it. And the first step was to know to whom that eye belongs to." Y/n explained hoping that Five will calm down since she was mentally and physically exhausted.

Five just looked at her and scoffed walking past her and Klaus. Y/n followed him but Klaus stood there not phased by anything that the two teens said.

"Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like, now, or what?" Klaus turned around to look at them.

"Your 20 bucks?" Five looked at him just annoyed.

"Yeah, my 20 bucks."

"The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?" He almost yelled.

"Five, it's not-"

"Well, I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a-rumblin'." He imitated a stomach groaning as he cut Y/n off.

Five looked at him in disbelief. "You're useless. You're all useless!" He yelled going to sit down on the stairs.

"Oh, come on, you need to lighten up, old man." Klaus stated.

Five sat down on the stairs as Y/n just sighed in frustration sitting next to him on his left.

"Hey, you know, I've just realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell!" Klaus laughed sitting down.

Y/n slowly looked at him with a look that said something like "Don't. You. Dare.". But Klaus being Klaus just ignored her.

"Hey...wait, did you and Y/n in the apocalypse..." He started connecting the dots and grinned.

"Of course not!" Y/n lied.

Of course they did. They spent 45 years in the apocalypse and you don't think that the two might have sex? You can't really blame them, can you?

"Well, we weren't alone." Five looked at her as she looked down.

"Oh? Pray tell. Maybe there was some love triangle..." Klaus nodded as Y/n scoffed.

"Her name was Delores. We were all together for over 30 years." Five stated.

"Is she like your daughter, or..."

"No, we did not have any kids, Klaus." Y/n explained.

"Then she was your...friend, I guess. but wow, 30 years?" Klaus chuckled. "God, the longest I've been with someone was...I don't know, three weeks. And that's only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep."

Then Five suddenly took Y/n's hand. She noticed that and knew what was going to happen since she got used to it by now. So Five teleported them to a taxi while Klaus continued talking to nobody.

Five teleported them to the car as the driver looked back and gasped.

"Don't stop. Just keep going." Five said sternly.

Five and Y/n waved to Klaus driving off in the car as Klaus yelled at them for not giving him his money.

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