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— she did not mean to act out the second she stepped foot in Beauxbatons, her grandparents deciding that Hogwarts (for 'reasons unknown') was no longer good enough for her and her little brother. She did not mean to find out that her grandparents had forced her and her brother out of the country to avoid them from meeting their father, who had become the newest D.A.D.A. professor... Nor did she mean to get so angry by this that she, well, gave her best friends a run for their money. Fireworks lighting up the dining hall, statues transfigured to resemble David Bowie — everything she remembered her best friends talking about doing, she did, putting her own twist on it (hence David Bowie... and Freddie Mercury... and ABBA...)

But things take a turn at the end of the school year, when Madame Maxime pulls her aside and informs her of the Triwizard Tournament, a game where Beauxbatons competes against Durmstrang Institute and Hogwarts. And, in the words of Madame Maxime herself — "the school will burn down if I leave you here, so, you are coming, too."

Fair enough.

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Welcome to . This is the AU version of my older fic however you do not need to read that (nor the book before it, ) in order to read this. Clueless is essentially my attempt to write Briar how I wish I had done, so some plot lines may be similar to the older version. The character Holliday Malfoy is an AU version of the main character from my other fic, however again, you don't need to read that to get this. Everything's explained in this, and if it's not, then it isn't important for this! :-)