《Nutzlose Fragen? - Nutzlose Antworten!》11. Woher kommt ein Regenbogen?
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Genau genommen wurde die Antwort auf die Frage schon in der Fragestellung gegeben. Jeder Regenbogen wird von einem Einhorn rektal produziert. Doch wie kommt das zu stande?
Einhörner hassen Bohnen und Linsen. Immer, wenn ein kleines Einhorn eine schlechte Note in der Schule bekommen hat, kocht seine Mutter Bohneneintopf. Zur Strafe muss das kleine Einhorn dann einen ganzen Teller Bohnensuppe essen. Da Bohnen heftige Dämpfe im Magen eines jeden Einhorns auslösen, kommt es ab und an dazu, dass sich der Druck schlagartig entläd. Der Volksmund sagt "Das einhorn furzt.". Da die Magensäure eines jeden Einhorns regenbogenartig gefärbt ist, ist auch das Endprodukt, welches wir Menschen als Regenbogen kennen, kunterbunt.
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