《Nutzlose Fragen? - Nutzlose Antworten!》7. Was will uns die Joghurt-Schnitten-Werbung sagen?
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Hast Du es dir wirklich zweimal angesehen? Dann bist Du jetzt schuld daran, dass innerhalb von 56 Sekunden insgesamt 3.600 Menschen gegen eine Tür gerannt sind! Schäme Dich!
Dieser Werbe-Spot wird täglich ungefähr 200 Mal in Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz ausgestrahlt. Das bedeutet es sind 800.000 Menschen zu doof, ihre Brille vernünftig aufzusetzen.
Um sicher zu gehen machen wir die Gegenprobe: Wieviele Menschen kennst Du, die es nicht auf die Reihe krigen, ihren Geistesverstärker zu orten, selbst wenn er sich auf dem eigenen Haupt befindet? Also ich kenne so ungefähr plus-minus-null. 0 mal 200 ergibt also 800.000. Läuft bei dir, liebe Mathematik!
Wie oft bist du schon gegen eine Tür gerannt, weil du Drücken und Ziehen verwechselt hast? Also mir passiert das ja täglich weil diese beiden Begriffe in der deutschen Sprache ja so extrem gleich klingen und weil ich mit meinen zarten vierzehn Jahren leider noch zu doof bin vorwärts und rückwärts zu unterscheiden.
Und selbst wenn alle diese sehr waghalsigen Statistiken stimmen würden, wieso würde einen dann eine bekackte Joghurt-Schnitte davon abhalten, aufgrund mangelnder Sicht und fehlenden deutschsprachigen Grundkenntnissen, gegen eine Tür zu rennen?
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