《Nutzlose Fragen? - Nutzlose Antworten!》4. Was haben Angela Merkel und Jennifer Lopez gemeinsam?
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Okay! werden die meißten jetzt sagen. Die Frage ist doch einfach: Beide sind hinreißend schön, beide sind überall beliebt und beide können wundervoll singen.
Aber jetzt Spaß bei Seite! Es gibt eine einzige Gemeinsamkeit, die den beiden keiner wiederlegen kann: Beide sind vom Sternzeichen her Löwe.
Dieses Kapitel beschäftigt sich also hauptsächlich nicht mit Angela Merkel und Jennifer Lopez, sondern mit Sternzeichen von Stars. Vermutlich kennst Du Dein Sternzeichen. In der folgenden Übersicht siehst Du, welcher Prominente das gleiche hat, wie Du und wer das gleiche hat, wie Angela Merkel.
Wassermann
Wenn Du zwischen dem 20. Januar und dem 18. Februar geboren bist, so kannst Du Dich darüber freuen, das gleiche Sternzeichen, wie Jogi Löw, Ed Sheeran, Mozart, Justin Timberlake und Dieter Bohlen zu haben.
Justin Bieber und Chester Bennington (Linking Park) sind Fische. Schön.
Widder
Wenn Du ein Widder bist, so sind Lady Gaga und Gerard Way (My chemical Romance) Deine Selenverwandte!
Hier siehst du einige Stiere: Robin Schulz, Adele und die Lochis.
Zwillinge
Auch, wenn an dieser Stelle die Lochis besser passen würden, nun die Zwillinge: Heidi Klum, Christina Stürmer, Johnny Depp und Lena.
Krebs
Die drei Krebse: DJ Antoine, Günther Jauch und Otto Waalkes.
Löwe
Sehr reich an der Zahl: Die Löwen. Jennifer Lopez, Angela Merkel, Barack Obama, Madeline Juno, Helene Fischer und Adel Tawil.
Vier Jungfrauen, von denen zwei nicht erkannt werden wollen: Michael Jackson, Alan Walker, P!nk und Peter Heppner (Wolfsheim).
Waage
Leider gibt es nicht sehr viele Waagen am Sternenhimmel der Prominenz. Lediglich Bushido darf sich Waage nennen, doch von ihm fand ich kein vorteilhaftes Foto. Schade.
Skorpion
So merkwürdig es klingen mag: Ich () bin ein Skorpion. Neben mir noch David Guetter, Bryan Adams, Steffen Lukas und Vicco von Bülow, besser bekannt als Loriot.
Die beiden chützen: Til chweiger und Taylor wift.
Steinbock
Und zu guter Letzt die Dezemberkinder: ❤️Ellie Goulding❤️, Jesus, Sean Paul, Mark Forster und Isaac Newton.
Habe ich euren Lieblings-Star vergessen? Kein Problem! Schreibt mir in die Komentare, wer fehlt und ich werde ihn ergänzen!
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