《Nutzlose Fragen? - Nutzlose Antworten!》3. Wie sähe ich aus, wenn ich die Freiheitsstatue wäre?
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Um diese sehr interresante Frage zu beantworten, bin ich extra um die halbe Welt gereist, nämlich nach Niedersachsen, in den Heidepark. Dort fand ich sie - die atemberaubende Freiheitsstatue!
Wenn Du die Freiheitsstatue wärst, so hättest Du ein massives Problem: Du würdest auf die Waage bringen. Das entspräche etwa , also (und noch Mal x mehr). Deine hätte die imensen Ausmaße von . Und versuche damit mal was passendes im Klamottenladen zu finden!
Nächstes Problem: Deine wäre lang. Um Dir ordendlich die Nase putzen zu können, bräuchtest Du ein . Wohlsein.
Deine hätten einen Durchmesser von jeweils , Dein wäre breit und Du müsstest den ganzen Tag eine schleppen, auf der das Datum der Unabhängigkeitserklärung amerikas stünde. Viel Spaß dabei!
Allen, die sich jetzt noch zu Karneval als Freiheitsstatue verkleiden wollen, ist nicht mehr zu helfen.
(Bildquelle: https://www.heide-park.de/attraktionen/detail/colossos.html)
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