No pov

Y/n was on a computer doing something he pulled away from the computer as it showed Milo on the screen with a different look

Y/n: And there better or worse

The app... AI.... thing looks at itself as Milo waved their hand in a so so motion

Y/n: It's better then nothing I suppose.

Katase and Murayama walked in as she was ready for school

Katase: Hey Y/n are you ready?

Murayama: Also what is that?

Y/n: Milo.... they are a.......... supernatural app AI.

Murayama: You..... don't know do you?

Y/n: Not really I found Milo to be incredibly useful so I got em and upgraded them and now they help me with computer stuff and to steal data anyway Milo is on you phones so they can track you or immediately contact me if you two are in trouble now let's go to school!!😆

Timeskip

Things had went on as usual in school I saw Issei leave with Kiba but other then that normal as I was listening to the teacher I felt a familiar powerful energy

Y/n Thoughts: Oh boy.

Timeskip

I was walking through the park as I stopped

Y/n: What do you want Beerus?

Beerus: I knew if I let my released my energy come to find

I looked up to see Beerus a God of Destruction

Y/n: So how's Whis?

He then landed in front of me as he answered my question

Beerus: His fine but your not going to ask why a God Of Destruction is here?

Y/n: Nope but my guess is that you didn't want to deal with Goku or Universe 7 is about to get erased and so you came here to survive that.

Beerus: The first one.

Y/n: Ah should have known.

Beerus: Yes so for now I'll be living with you until Goku gives up.

Y/n: Not like I can say no since you'll do it anyway but so you know there are two girls living with me right now.

Beerus: HA WHIS OWNS ME A SANDWICH!

Y/n: Oh God of course you made a bet that involves me.

Beerus: Yes Whis said that knowing your personality you would go for one girl but I said a being of your status would go for multiple.

Y/n: So you know I'm not dating them they are just friends not girlfriends.

Beerus: Well close enough for me to win the bet also if you don't come out of the bushes this second I'll personally destroy you within the bushes!

Y/n: Don't worry about the cat girl I highly doubt that her master will do anything to gain the wrath of a God of Destruction.

Beerus: If you say so.

Timeskip

Beerus was at the table with the girls watching him dig into a large amount of food I explained what Beerus was to them

Beerus: So this devils think you are a powerful devil.

Y/n: Pretty much.

Beerus: And you are letting them think that?

Y/n: Sometimes it's best to let others imagination do the work.

Then something hit me as I looked down with a blank look

Katase: What's wrong Y/n?

Y/n: Just remember those poor dolphins when me and Beerus went jet skiing.

Beerus froze up as he remembered the scene as well

Past

Me and Beerus were on a jet ski as I had my female look out

Beerus: I will not lie this is kinda fun driving this thing.

Y/n: Told you hey look dolphins!

I was in complete horror as we had killed five dolphins

Present

Beerus: It was quite bloody.

I was hugging both Murayama and Katase as I cried

Timeskip

It was the next as I got hired by Azazel again as I was in a werehouse with me killing the target as I was now cutting the corpse up with a saw until I heard Rias

Rias: The stray devil should be........ huh!?

I looked at the peerage in front of me

Y/n:

We were looking at each other for several long minutes as I finally spoke up

Y/n: I don't have a senpai to be a yandere towards so yes I'm a regular psychopath.

Rias: That's good..... to know?

Y/n: Yes so now could you please go this is a very delicate process for me.

They left no doubt weirded and creeped out about what I'm doing

Y/n: Now to get shit to sell on the black market surprisingly supernatural body parts are expensive hmmm wonder how my Niece Ayano is doing.

With Ayano

Ayano: *sneeze* Good to know Aunt Y/n thinks about me maybe I should call her to have help me now to figure out how to kill this bitch.

With Y/n

Y/n: *sneeze* Awww she's talking about me I love my Niece so much I know she'll find her man someday!

I continued with what doing and then decided to go home but along the way I saw Issei walking with his bike by his side

Y/n: Yo Issei Boy whatchu doing this fine evening?

Issei: Y/n uh just.... tried to get a pact

Y/n: A devil pact huh didn't end well did it?

Issei: Not.... wait minute IS THAT BLOOD!?

Y/n: Uhhh no it's...... okay it's blood from a devil that was causing problems.

Issei: You killed another devil!?

Y/n: Yeah when a devil runs away and starts doing stuff they shouldn't they become a stray devil.

I then lifted up the bloody bag of devil body parts as I grinned

Y/n: Also turns out devil parts are on high demand on the black market who knew right!

I then shoved Issei to the right of me

Issei: Hey what are...

But stopped talking when he saw the state I was in as I had three spears of light going through me one through my chest one in my throat and one going through my head

Issei: Y/n!?

I pretended to be dead so I could get the drop on my attacker I saw it to be a woman who is a fallen angel

???: Now that I tooken care of the devil that killed Dohnaseek now to deal with you my name Kalawarner I find unusual why are you still alive?

I then decided to watch where this goes as it ended with Issei making the falken angel as she ran I then got up as I claimed the spears of light and went over to Issei

Y/n: Way to go Issei!

Issei: Gaaahhh Y/n how are you alive!?

Y/n: Trust me pal it will take a lot more then three spears of light impaling me to put me down.

Issei: But that doesn't explain how your alive.

Y/n: Regeneration has it's parks Issei remember that.

I then walked away as I left Issei and went home