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The Stars Have Eyes
The universe was a vast, empty, dark, and uncaring place. Then life happened, and the universe was changed forever. Only a teeny-tiny bit, but definitely different. Then again, the universe changes a teeny-tiny bit every second of every day. For instance, if someone were to get off the couch and randomly drink a glass of milk? Bam! One less glass of milk in the universe. Changed forever. Well, excluding any time-travel shenanigans, but anyone who puts a big old hole in the time-space continuum just to un-drink a glass of milk should really reevaluate their priorities. Unless, of course, they were attempting to prevent some massive catastrophe vis-a-vis said glass of milk. Such a scenario is by no means impossible, as one should never underestimate the importance of calcium. Another important tip for any life forms out there is to keep things in perspective. Some look at the vastness of creation in relation to themselves and go, ‘Man, this sucks!’ These people really need to narrow their focus. Sure, they will never affect anything happening on the other end of the galaxy, but so what? That’s way the heck over there, where it doesn’t matter. Therefore, in order to maintain a healthy mindset, it is important to narrow one’s perspective to the things and people that affect them, and that they can affect in turn. But what happens if one is an unfathomable cosmic being from beyond the veil of reality? What happens when such an existence is capable of influencing entire swathes of the universe just by its presence? A creature such as Magh'rathlak the Observer? That particular entity is only about average as far as reality-warping creatures from the dawn of time go, so its influence over the fabric of reality is rather limited. And it still struggles to keep things in perspective. That, among other things, is why it decided to narrow its worldview a bit by compressing the maddening vastness of its being into a single corporeal form. Magh'rathlak had never tried such a feat, but that wasn't about to stop it. After all, how hard could being human possibly be?
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The Petty Queen of Lull
NEW CHAPTERS TUE/THU/SAT Rosa was just like any other college student. Working on her master's in history and uncertain about what she should do in her future. She is hospitalized due to a life-long illness and passes away, only to find herself reincarnated in the fantasy world of Dominion. After being awoken by her maid - Who somehow has a pair of cat ears - She learns that she is now Eriu, the queen of Lull, a poor and sparsely populated island surrounded by great kingdoms. She decides to use her knowledge of the modern world to help her kingdom advance technologically and become a great power. On the way, she faces real gods that walk the earth and allow their followers to wield magic, courtly intrigue and the many species that inhabit the world. Will she lead her queendom to greatness, or see it crumble before her? All art was created by me to be used in this story.
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Lord of Glory
You might know me as Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santy, or simply Santa.I am the one who comes into your house every Christmas night and leaves behind a present for you only if you have been a good girl/boy and if you were a bad girl/boy.....Well, you of all people should know me."what is going on!""Hold on I can't die like this I got so many houses left....ho ho ho"Where am I?This is not the earth I know. Where are the fireplace's in the world why can't I feel their profound energy!And who are you people, how are you so strong?[Warning 18+ Gory scene, sexual scenes, and strong language]
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Seize The Stars
In this world of vast diversity our earl of Youfu dukedom, Long Youfu, starts his journey on his path to endless strength. He is a person of vast knowledge and talents and he fights on the side of righteousness defeating tyrants and evil beings. He is outlawed and treated wrongly by the world around him yet he stands firm against all odds.
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Forbidden Flower
Nicholas Salvatore the heir to the Salvatore's throne. Born with a diamond spoon in his mouth, he basically had everything in the palm of his hand. A player with the body of a Greek God and face liked a model, the new Don changed women like they were his toys. His hands scarred from murders, dangers lingered wherever he went, his aura had everyone feared his presence.What happened when he met his match? The first woman he wanted but couldn't have.Anastasia Rayne was born to be a killing machine of her father. Trained to seduce and murder since before she even knew what lipstick was, she was a mafia princess after all. The goddess with a figure of an hour glass and eyes that bewitched every guys under her spell. She came to England for a mission under her father command with a perfect plan under her sleeves. A plan that crumbled the moment she met a pair of grey eyes. • book two of the Salvatore's series(can read as a stand-alone)• all images in the book don't belong to me, credit to the rightful owners• cover by @myyyraaa_
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Trùng Sinh Mạnh Nhất Thần Côn - Thôi Xán Lão Cao
Thể loại : ngôn tình, trọng sinh, hiện đại, dị năng, huyền huyễn, báo thù, nữ cường, hoàn.Sơ lược :Kỳ Nhiễm bởi vì thần bí mai rùa bị hại cửa nát nhà tan, chỉ nàng dư một người.Trải qua gian khổ lại phát hiện cừu nhân dĩ nhiên là cha ruột.Nằm gai nếm mật cừu nhân gia, lại bị thân tỷ muội buộc nhảy vách núi.Không nghĩ tới lại mở mắt, lại trở lại mười năm trước, trở lại mụ mụ ba ba muội muội còn sống mười năm trước.Để cho nàng khiếp sợ chính là, mai rùa hóa thành hư vô, nhưng là một phần vô cùng cường đại thiên sư truyền thừa lại xuất hiện ở trong đầu của nàng.Bấm ngón tay sao biết được họa phúc sớm chiều, một cái nhìn hết kiếp trước kiếp này, kỳ môn độn giáp vì ta sử dụng, ngưu quỷ xà thần cúi đầu nghe lệnh! Chém chết Thượng Quan gia, lại dính dáng ra càng lớn cừu gia, đúng là mỗ hoa hạ lớn nhất dị năng tổ chức nhất.Thiên môn? Liệt Hỏa Bang? Ma La Cốc? Ẩn Sát Đường?Không có vấn đề gì!Quản ngươi là danh môn thế gia hào môn vọng tộc, quản ngươi là thiên đế hỏa vương sát thủ hoàng, trốn không thoát năm ngón tay trong lúc đó!
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